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(NYPost) Spiffy For $799 a night, two guests inside the Guggenheim Museum can privately sleep in a luxury double bed with a wet bar mounted on one of four revolving glass discs that makes a complete rotation every two hours   (nypost.com) divider line 77
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ckellingc 2008-10-19 08:57:49 PM  
God Bless America.

 
00ghost27 2008-10-19 08:58:00 PM  
That seems relatively cheap for something like that.

 
MrBrightside 2008-10-19 08:58:21 PM  
insta-green?

 
therealfloydthursby 2008-10-19 08:59:14 PM  
Why would anyone want to pay $699 for a typical NYC room if they could just drop an extra $100 for this?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 08:59:40 PM  
Wait, I'm getting sick.

 
chucknasty 2008-10-19 08:59:58 PM  
two people on a double bed != luxury
two people on a double bed == dorm

 
Thakh 2008-10-19 09:00:10 PM  
Yeah sure, it's all fun and games until you realize that the glass is transparent and your every single action, how dirty and non-biblical it may be, gets recorded and later shared over UseNet with selected webmasters who might have their bosses watching over their shoulder and so it gets to the management circles and before you know you have your administrator calling you that they don't need anyone with your reputation on the job anymore and your wife tells you that she's going back to Andy because she needs to get away from all of it and your dog attacks the postman so you don't get bills delivered and don't even know it until they disconnect your phone and pow

 
discount sushi 2008-10-19 09:00:15 PM  
That is kinda cool.

 
RickyBRicky [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:01:08 PM  
Something tells me that security camera footage will be able to be used in a future exhibit titled "Rich Couples Doin' It".

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:01:29 PM  
00ghost27: That seems relatively cheap for something like that.

This, akshully.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-10-19 09:01:52 PM  
"Luxury double bed" is an oxymoron.

 
SurfGirl69 2008-10-19 09:03:04 PM  
I'm certain that I can make more than one rotation in two hours.

 
RandomExcess 2008-10-19 09:03:57 PM  
Beware, you are an exhibit. This is all part of the dehumanization agenda. Before you know it, there will be forced rapes and forced abortions just to entertain our masters.

 
stirfrybry 2008-10-19 09:04:12 PM  
two gay guys? can two gay dudes rent it? Cause if not, that's not my america.

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:05:41 PM  
$799 would buy a lot of blow and a hooker or two around here.

/or so my friends tell me

 
decabox 2008-10-19 09:07:23 PM  
RandomExcess: Beware, you are an exhibit. This is all part of the dehumanization agenda. Before you know it, there will be forced rapes and forced abortions just to entertain our masters.

Cool! can I watch too?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:07:44 PM  
stirfrybry: two gay guys? can two gay dudes rent it? Cause if not, that's not my america.

Yeah, those damn elitist art folks are always excluding gays. It's really disgusting and offensive, really.

 
moosen 2008-10-19 09:07:46 PM  
00ghost27: That seems relatively cheap for something like that.

considering you can get about a week in a very nice room in the caribbean for less then the cost of two nights in that room..i dunno

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:08:25 PM  
smells_like_meat: $799 would buy a lot of blow and a hooker or two around here.

/or so my friends tell me


Or 7.99 could get you a lot of hooker and a blow or two!

 
inkling79 2008-10-19 09:09:53 PM  
TFA says $799 a night is for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and first three days of the new year. Regular rate is $299-$550.

 
ubermensch 2008-10-19 09:09:57 PM  
<b>smells_like_meat:</b> <i>$799 would buy a lot of blow and a hooker or two around here.

/or so my friends tell me</i>


Well, at least 2 in NYC, Chloe Sevigny and friend...a friend who can expect to be blown.

 
RandomExcess 2008-10-19 09:10:44 PM  
decabox: RandomExcess: Beware, you are an exhibit. This is all part of the dehumanization agenda. Before you know it, there will be forced rapes and forced abortions just to entertain our masters.

Cool! can I watch too?


Sure, but in the first three rows, there is a chance of "spray"

 
don't understand 2008-10-19 09:11:43 PM  
$799!

Is that all?

I spent 2 grand on two hookers, some blow, and a shemale just to make things interesting!

 
Randomly 2008-10-19 09:11:45 PM  
I would most definately not pay for that. Just look at that collection of subpar impressionist paintings. The paintings are just to sharp. The Guggenheim is WAY below my standards.

/Maybe the Met.
//Love the Louve.
///Never even been inside a museum.

 
vudukungfu 2008-10-19 09:12:23 PM  
RandomExcess:
Sure, but in the first three rows, there is a chance of "spray"


Gallagher is sewing up his rapemaster/ executioner hood, as we type.

 
SharkTrager 2008-10-19 09:13:44 PM  
When are they informed it's part of an art installation and people are paying to file by and watch?

 
decabox 2008-10-19 09:14:07 PM  
RandomExcess: decabox: RandomExcess: Beware, you are an exhibit. This is all part of the dehumanization agenda. Before you know it, there will be forced rapes and forced abortions just to entertain our masters.

Cool! can I watch too?

Sure, but in the first three rows, there is a chance of "spray"


hmm, you mean water? :)
don't worry, I'll bring a rain poncho one of those lame yellow ones...

 
vudukungfu 2008-10-19 09:14:09 PM  
chucknasty:
two people on a double bed == dorm


You said it was our special secret.

 
VTGremlin 2008-10-19 09:16:04 PM  
Yea, staying alone at a museum overnight is just so incredibly smart...have these people NEVER seen a movie?

Either everything in the museum will come alive and kill them, or effing Mbwun will dismember them. You saw it here first!

 
NYZooMan 2008-10-19 09:16:34 PM  
stirfrybry: two gay guys? can two gay dudes rent it? Cause if not, that's not my america.

Um, it's New York.

They'd be shocked that you even asked.

/true, you can't marry yet, but that's because there's a whole state that comes with the city thing.

 
dameron [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:18:27 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Mrs. Frankweiler approves.

 
chucknasty 2008-10-19 09:18:36 PM  
vudukungfu: chucknasty:
two people on a double bed == dorm

You said it was our special secret.


I didn't name names but now you've let the cat out of the bag.

 
Fact Man 2008-10-19 09:21:32 PM  
"Make." Not "makes."

/Nazi out

 
timefishblue 2008-10-19 09:23:00 PM  
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? I did that.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:23:51 PM  
VTGremlin: Yea, staying alone at a museum overnight is just so incredibly smart...have these people NEVER seen a movie?

Either everything in the museum will come alive and kill them, or effing Mbwun will dismember them. You saw it here first!


In an ART museum?
JESUS CHRIST IT'S INTERPRETIVE SCULPTURE, GET IN THE ATRIUM!

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:24:25 PM  
chucknasty: two people on a double bed != luxury
two people on a double bed == dorm


How do you expect me to fit 14 people in a king leisure double bed?

 
Stickdeath 2008-10-19 09:25:51 PM  
I'd like to have a bed attached to a track that slowly whisks you down normal museum hallways at speeds that you cannot feel. That would be so freakin' awesome. I sleep with a fan on every night to feel a breeze against my face, so the current of air wouldn't bother me at all. Hell, for an extra $1000 a night they could build a roller coaster, drop your bed into it, and send you on your merry way for an awesome wake up alarm.

 
moonscatter [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:26:01 PM  
Oh god, I could have kinky museum sex WITHOUT worrying about getting caught!

/nm, that would take all of the fun out of it!

 
nemoxnine [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:26:21 PM  
I was one of the 1,000 on the first day... didn't get a reservation.

/bastards

 
WildMonkey 2008-10-19 09:26:32 PM  
That is so cool. A night alone in a museum and a bottle of vodka...I smell a sit-com.

 
VTGremlin 2008-10-19 09:29:31 PM  
Barakku
In an ART museum?
JESUS CHRIST IT'S INTERPRETIVE SCULPTURE, GET IN THE ATRIUM!


You laugh, but when this thing comes alive, all bets are off.
www.airdeparis.com

/by the artist in question, link is way too hot to handle

 
geetus 2008-10-19 09:31:07 PM  
They should make it more challenging. Have the wet bar do a full rotation every 15 seconds.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:32:51 PM  
Fark that. I just want to luge down the ramp.

 
davynelson 2008-10-19 09:32:52 PM  
very cool, actually.

except for that slow bar...hope there's lots to grab
everytime it comes around.

 
BrianJLG 2008-10-19 09:37:09 PM  
"For $799 a night, two guests inside the Guggenheim Museum can privately sleep in a luxury double bed with a wet bar mounted on one of four revolving glass discs that makes a complete rotation every two hours..."

Christ-with-a-corndog! I'd pay TWICE that much NOT to do that...

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:37:14 PM  
VTGremlin: Barakku
In an ART museum?
JESUS CHRIST IT'S INTERPRETIVE SCULPTURE, GET IN THE ATRIUM!

You laugh, but when this thing comes alive, all bets are off.


/by the artist in question, link is way too hot to handle


That thing would make AWESOME bacon.

 
thebandd0rk 2008-10-19 09:38:46 PM  
How much do you have to pay if while you're doing it in the double bed, you break all 4 rotating discs?

 
headstone 2008-10-19 09:40:01 PM  
SurfGirl69: I'm certain that I can make more than one rotation in two hours.
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uhmmmm...need any help?

 
theo_919 2008-10-19 09:40:04 PM  
"No food allowed?" Wtf, I gotta snack.

"Bathrooms and showers available?" While I'm not sure this is a given in all nyc hotel rooms, for 800-bucks I expect both within a few steps.

I'd still kinda like to stay there. Especially with a geezer-scooter and a cooler of beer in the front basket. That would be fun.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-19 09:41:04 PM  
thebandd0rk: How much do you have to pay if while you're doing it in the double bed, you break all 4 rotating discs?

If you practice good posture your discs won't rotate to begin with.

 
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