Because she's uneducated and untalented? Oh wait.....

I see my name all over the map - the news, magazine covers, everywhere."

I assume the reason she is working at Safeway is she can't farkin spell?

With that level of experience, she could be vice president.

Palen's mother Jeanne Palen of Vancouver admits the whole thing is kind of odd. But when asked if she'll vote for the McCain-Palin ticket, she's quick to answer.

"I absolutely plan to," she said. "I was kind of wavering on McCain, but I think the combination with her would be really good."

no wonder your daughter is an idiot

Her jobs...keep her too busy to follow politics.
...
Palen, who is an independent, doesn't know who she'll vote for.

I guess that's the polite way of saying "No Information Voter."

Wow...finally the part after the "just kidding" makes me feel better about society then the part before.

/preposition

That's a porn name if there ever was one.

There's a reasonable chance she's as informed and well read on foreign affairs as Sarah Palin was 6 weeks ago.

first, i was going to say something about how we haven't elected a senator since JFK 48 years ago.

then, i realized we've NEVER elected a safeway clerk.

so: November 4: game ON!

I'd hit this one too.

I have to say she's hot as hell for a JANITOR.

wtf

jaylectricity: Wow...finally the part after the "just kidding" makes me feel better about society then the part before.

/preposition

lol, agreed



Just kidding!

Scary fact of the day:

The odds are probably at worst 50/50 that she is as qualified to be the VP/POTUS as Palin.

Did anyone ask her if she could name even a single newspaper or magazine? If she could, then those odds just jumped hugely in her favor.

Two nights ago I had a dream Palin visited our local grocery so I am getting a kick out of this

Yeah...that's what I said for five years of my life..

/You would have been happy to have had me in the express lane
//code 144...iceberg lettuce

FTA: "I don't know why I'm working at Safeway," Palen quipped.

Perhaps the fact that you don't know, is why...?

Can someone tell me what a Safeway worker does?

Her Myspace:

Link (new window)

Great, another bash thread for the GOP. I'll go get the marshmallows, someone go get the wood.

/Seriously Fark
//I expected better of you
///How many troll threads are necessary for GOP
////Wonder if a Giant™ worker named Barack Obema would be news

She has nicer cans than the real one.

/groceries FTW

Dinki: I see my name all over the map - the news, magazine covers, everywhere."

I assume the reason she is working at Safeway is she can't farkin spell?

heh. I thought the exact same thing.

Sarah, come here. It's about you. I mean, sort of.
Incredible. you're not gonna believe this. you're going to love this.
- What? - ..compiled from several witnesses.
Once again, Sarah Connor, 35, mother oftwo,
brutally shot to death this afternoon.
you're dead, honey.

This just in. Police have announced the name ofthe victim
in the second oftwo murders which took place today.
Incredibly, the names ofthe two victims are virtually identical.
Two hours ago, 35-year-old Sarah Ann Connor was pronounced dead...
- Can we change this? - Sarah Louise...
Don't touch it.
Police are refusing to speculate on the similarity between the shooting deaths
and no other connection between the two victims has been established yet.
We'll have more on this late-breaking story as it comes in.
- Hey, you got a phone? - It's in the back.
Hey. Four-fifty.
You have reached the Los Angeles Police emergency number.
All lines are busy. Ifyou need a police car sent out to you, stay on the line.
Go on. I'm gonna make a belt out of you.
Don't make me bust you up, man.
Hi, there. Fooled you. You're talking to a machine.
But don't be shy. It's OK. Machines need love, too.
So talk to it and Ginger, that's me, or Sarah will get back to you.
Wait for the beep.
This is Sarah. Pick up ifyou're there.
I'm at this place on Pico Boulevard called Tech Noir. I'm really scared.
I think that there's somebody after me. I hope that you play this back soon.
I need you and Matt to come and pick me up as soon as possible.
The police keep transferring me. I'm gonna give 'em another try.
The number here is 555 9175. Call me, kiddo. I need your help.
It's her.
Sarah Connor? It's Lieutenant Traxler.
Don't put me on hold. Don't transfer me to another department.
I won't. Can you tell me where you are?
- I'm in this bar called Tech Noir. - I know it. It's on Pico.

Gladstell: Her Myspace:

Link (new window)

Hmm...

All caps? Check.

Misspelling a celebrity's name that she apparently likes? Check.

Nothing but generic top 40 hip hop and rock on her playlist, despite saying that she likes "all music except jazz"? Check.

Cleavage shot? Check.

Complete lack of punctuation and grammar in her about me section? Check.

Results of a pointless quiz that has no relation to reality? Check.

Doesn't read books? Check.

Well, all the signs are there. She is probably a Palin supporter.

But the more she hears about Palin, the more she likes her.

"She's a Christian like me,"

Hoo boy, I hope she isn't yet another "I'm gonna vote for McCain/Palin 'cause they follow Jesus!" sheeptard.

And the same goes for all the retards who vote for Obama because he's black.

I hate people like that.

"I'm a christian, just like her"

Except I have been living in sin with my boyfriend for 4 years!!!

Farking slut... her whole live will be "I was a homonym for a VP"

/Who you calling a homonym???

So does this mean that if she can see the pharmacy counter from her cash register she can save our healthcare system?

No surprise, if you have the same name as a famous person, you're bound to get hassled in some way.

X_Rated_Shennanigans: Gladstell: Her Myspace:

Link (new window)

Hmm...

All caps? Check.

Misspelling a celebrity's name that she apparently likes? Check.

Nothing but generic top 40 hip hop and rock on her playlist, despite saying that she likes "all music except jazz"? Check.

Cleavage shot? Check.

Complete lack of punctuation and grammar in her about me section? Check.

Results of a pointless quiz that has no relation to reality? Check.

Doesn't read books? Check.

Well, all the signs are there. She is probably a Palin supporter.

Did you notice the stripper pole shot... interesting

mikejohnnyis: Great, another bash thread for the GOP. I'll go get the marshmallows, someone go get the wood.

/Seriously Fark
//I expected better of you
///How many troll threads are necessary for GOP
////Wonder if a Giant™ worker named Barack Obema would be news

Have you met even a single republican who isn't terribly ashamed of the desecration of their party with the nomination of Palin for VP?

The GOP basically said "Hey America! You guys are all completely retarded @%$#*!. Especially you women. That's right. We believe that every woman in America is such a dumbass they will vote for the most ridiculous VP candidate in the history of the country, simply because she is a woman. We are telling you this, and we are still confident you will vote for her, you are that stupid. Now go cook us dinner and shut your mouths you dumb biatches."

I find feminists extremely annoying, and I actually feel offended for them.

Loooooooser

cretinbob: uneducated and untalented

X_Rated_Shennanigans: all the signs are there

BleedPinstripes: she is as qualified to be the VP/POTUS

No hate like liberal hate.

BleedPinstripes: mikejohnnyis: Great, another bash thread for the GOP. I'll go get the marshmallows, someone go get the wood.

/Seriously Fark
//I expected better of you
///How many troll threads are necessary for GOP
////Wonder if a Giant™ worker named Barack Obema would be news

Have you met even a single republican who isn't terribly ashamed of the desecration of their party with the nomination of Palin for VP?

The GOP basically said "Hey America! You guys are all completely retarded @%$#*!. Especially you women. That's right. We believe that every woman in America is such a dumbass they will vote for the most ridiculous VP candidate in the history of the country, simply because she is a woman. We are telling you this, and we are still confident you will vote for her, you are that stupid. Now go cook us dinner and shut your mouths you dumb biatches."

I find feminists extremely annoying, and I actually feel offended for them.
Yeah, I've met a few who are actually for the cohesiveness she brought to the mess also known as the McCain `08 campaign. She rejuvenated and at a bare minimum resuscitated the flagging campaign, and if nothing else, gave them a chance again. I agree, a running mate who aids her fellow candidate in the polls really must be a bad choice.

I'm sure you're just upset though that Biden is the Hollywood equivalent of a C-movie star while Palin is actually important, bringing change about for the elections in a big way.

Gladstell: Her Myspace:

Link (new window)

Dolphins on the moons of Saturn? I call shenanigans.

/could be Uranus.
//would hit Huranus.

Recently, while shopping at a different Safeway, a clerk checked her identification for an alcohol purchase and became wide-eyed. "Sarah Palen?" she asked. "Whoa, aren't you the ...?"

"No," the local Palen replied. "But I do have the same name."

Looks like Safeway needs to introduce some sort of IQ test on their job applications.

I'm sure that her melons would'veDinki: I see my name all over the map - the news, magazine covers, everywhere."

I assume the reason she is working at Safeway is she can't farkin spell?

Or she's hallucinating. I mean, "she's a Christian like me..." And you know how delusional Christians are.

Damn, why DO I finish my last holy beer and mutter to myself and hope for the best? Obviously I'm crazy or stabby! A Christian says their prayers to "God" all alone, after some crackers, God blood, and they are some how better than me! How can someone who drinks Gods blood be a better person than me?

/cannibal for VP? I don't think so!

I failed the psychological profiling test to work as a box boy at Safeway, so I'm really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

X_Rated_Shennanigans: Gladstell: Her Myspace:

Link (new window)

Hmm...

All caps? Check.

Misspelling a celebrity's name that she apparently likes? Check.

Nothing but generic top 40 hip hop and rock on her playlist, despite saying that she likes "all music except jazz"? Check.

Cleavage shot? Check.

Complete lack of punctuation and grammar in her about me section? Check.

Results of a pointless quiz that has no relation to reality? Check.

Doesn't read books? Check.

Well, all the signs are there. She is probably a Palin supporter.

She also put down slim/slender in her profile. Yeah, right. Her arms look ripe for takin some bacon.

Those are jobs McCain and Palin will have once they win the election. Safeways are located in the western United States and Northern Virginia.

quetranza: No hate like liberal hate.

Ain't nothin' wrong with hatin' assholes.

I just like that she lives with her boyfriend of 4 years but lists herself as single

mikejohnnyis: I agree, a running mate who aids her fellow candidate in the polls really must be a bad choice.

If McCain had picked Paris Hilton for VP, and his numbers increased, would you really support his choice?

Do you really want a potential president who would pick winning at all costs, even to the potential severe detriment to the country?

There is no way in hell that you could say with a straight face that you'd be confident in Palin running the country if McCain dropped dead of a heart attack in office.

BleedPinstripes: There is no way in hell that you could say with a straight face that you'd be confident in Palin running the country if McCain dropped dead of a heart attack in office.

I could just as easily say that there's no way you could say with a straight face that you'd be confident in Obama running the country. You are, and I can. Keep hating if you want, but don't claim to know what others think.

A liberal, feminist Obama supporter's take on Palin. (new window)

BleedPinstripes: mikejohnnyis: I agree, a running mate who aids her fellow candidate in the polls really must be a bad choice.

If McCain had picked Paris Hilton for VP, and his numbers increased, would you really support his choice?

Do you really want a potential president who would pick winning at all costs, even to the potential severe detriment to the country?

There is no way in hell that you could say with a straight face that you'd be confident in Palin running the country if McCain dropped dead of a heart attack in office.Why wouldn't I be? If that's who America voted into office, she's there for a reason. There's a reason why your average Joe Six-Pack is never a running mate; he isn't qualified, whereas Sarah Palin has experience in administering government. Maybe there are a few who have some more experience in government, but her experience is at least the same as Barack Obama's. Senator vs Governor: There are two senators, one governor per state. As I see it, being a governor is a higher-demand job then.

You couldn't possibly sit there, yourself, with a straight face and tell me that she doesn't have enough experience. Besides, what good has experience done for us in office recently besides bring about corruption and greed from knowing how to manipulate the system!

Its about time for some change if you ask me.
/Clinton was governor before president
//He did pretty well, or so you'd tell me

RagnarD: A liberal, feminist Obama supporter's take on Palin. (new window)

Mmm, liberal creampuff!