Green Giant found bludgeoned on a snowy mountaintop

Never, ever put a plant in the bathroom.

Paging Monty Python...

plants have feelings it's true

...Teach the controversy

geetus: Paging Monty Python...

Ni!

Stand by for more global libtardism: "EVERYTHING has feelings!!!!"

Farking hippies.

Doesn't seem to want to load?

Don't think that they don't have feelings just 'cause a radish can't scream!

/Arrogant Worms

So using their dismembered sex organs to decorate our homes and lapels is out?

Go cry, emo plant!

Vegetable Rights Now!

plantae: Doesn't seem to want to load?

... you see, when a small site gets hotlinked on a site with a lot of traffic...it doesn't expect it and gets mushroom stamped in the face and goes down for a short period of time :)

You ever feel guilty that you haven't watered your plants ? Why ? There's a reason for your guilt, in that, plants are living things, under your care. A responsibility if you will, towards a living thing. The ethics follow from this simple principle.

ttc2301: Stand by for more global libtardism: "EVERYTHING has feelings!!!!"

Farking hippies.

You completely missed the point of my post. you may be a TFer, but you are in fact a NEWFAG.

Ya see... when I said "teach the controversy", that's means make discussion about something everyone knows to false, aka Jesus riding dinosaurs, etc...

Finally calling out vegetarians for the bigots they are.

Can I still pee on them?

I apologized to my houseplant.

It said, "That's okay. No chard feelings."

This blossomed recently buts its roots go much farther back... they couldn't turn over a new leaf so they barked this out after lengthy aeration... i'm sure it'll come up again next spring...

Okay, now that it's finally loaded and I've RTFA, I'm a little concerned about the ban on "forced sterility and terminator genes" on GMOs. Isn't this what could potentially save us from some bio-engineering cock-up? Isn't this like freeing those rage-infected monkeys?

The treatise established that vegetation has innate value and that it is morally wrong to partake in activities such as the "decapitation of wildflowers at the roadside without rational reason."

Those aren't their heads liberturd morons, that's their genitalia. Every time you pick a flower, you're castrating a plant. And I strongly suspect that these hippies were probably burning some of the castrated genitalia in their bongs while they were writing this crap.

Invincible: Okay, now that it's finally loaded and I've RTFA, I'm a little concerned about the ban on "forced sterility and terminator genes" on GMOs. Isn't this what could potentially save us from some bio-engineering cock-up? Isn't this like freeing those rage-infected monkeys?

Seriously, when the planet is covered in inedible mutant kudzu we can blame the Swiss.

WTF is this shiat. [facepalm]

Does what I do with a zucchini demean me or the zucchini?

I am vegetarian and can't tell you how many times people have asked me, "But can't you hear a carrot scream when you pull it from the ground?"

/Totally.

What the fark, Switzerland? I'd expect something like this from Nanny State Britain, not the country where every family owns a military-grade automatic rifle.

My lawn is so emo, it cuts itself.

TDYL4: ttc2301: Stand by for more global libtardism: "EVERYTHING has feelings!!!!"

Farking hippies.

You completely missed the point of my post. you may be a TFer, but you are in fact a NEWFAG.

Ya see... when I said "teach the controversy", that's means make discussion about something everyone knows to false, aka Jesus riding dinosaurs, etc...

You mean this isn't real :(


but...it's soo cool! I wish I had a dinosaur to ride...

TDYL4: plants have feelings it's true

...Teach the controversy

No. They don't.

OscarTamerz: Those aren't their heads liberturd morons, that's their genitalia.

Talk about not knowing your ass from your elbow...

limboslam: TDYL4: plants have feelings it's true

...Teach the controversy

No. They don't.

I'm taking this back. I didn't get the meaning at first.

Don't fark with the Swiss. Hitler didn't and nor should you.

Does putting googly eyes on them count as humiliation? It's the only way that you can really get to know them.

I have trouble believing the Swiss public will obey this law.

Invincible: Okay, now that it's finally loaded and I've RTFA, I'm a little concerned about the ban on "forced sterility and terminator genes" on GMOs. Isn't this what could potentially save us from some bio-engineering cock-up? Isn't this like freeing those rage-infected monkeys?

Um, I'm thinking that if a little research was done into the genesis of this law, you'd find that your concerns are exactly what the framers of this little movement are trying to accomplish.

(smirk) You call that a stamen?

I think a "lowly tortilla chip" loses its dignity when it sells itself out as a Dorito.

I guess my twice-baked potatoes are going to indict me for war crimes.

Is that two repeats in a row?

Are people mocking Joe the plumber in Switzerland?

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

pstudent12: You ever feel guilty that you haven't watered your plants ? Why ? There's a reason for your guilt, in that, plants are living things, under your care. A responsibility if you will, towards a living thing. The ethics follow from this simple principle.

go cry emo plant boy. I however, shall trim the leaves and stems as I see fit for my own pleasure.

FTFA: panel of philosophers, lawyers, geneticists and theologians to determine the meaning of dignity when it pertains to plants

A whole lot of Japanese bonsai horticulturists are gonna be pissed now.

People Eating Tasty Asparagus

/5/10 on the obligatory troll meter. Not bad.

"Laugh if you will. I'm down on my knees in respect and awe. At last the Western World is realizing the dire importance of taking other species into account."
-Author of TFA

I wonder how she feels about ebryonic stem cell research?

/Just askin'

Terry Shiavo. Say no more.

I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals.

I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

God I hate those self righteous bastards...

Nothing new here...

In Indian philosophy and religions this idea has been around for thousands of years. It's called Ahimsa.

This is just a modern re-hashing of it.

I guess it is now illegal to masticate my green cucumbers.

Parappa the Wage Slave: Can I still pee on them?

Yes. Just make sure that's their kink first.

xuanzhiyouxuan: Parappa the Wage Slave: Can I still pee on them?

Yes. Just make sure that's their kink first.

If they didn't wanna get pee'd on, why don't they just move out the way?

I'd like biotechnology to get to the point where I could have a giant photosynthetic patch on my back, or something. Think of the smugness possibilities.