Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

The only version I remember had the illustrations that made sex look downright dreary.

I want to see the Donkey Punch reenacted.

The only version I remember featured illustrations of hippies of both genders who didn't shave that made sex look down right unappealing.

I learned everything I need to know about sex from my uncle Harry.

...and www.naziclowngirls.com

I have a copy of the gay version. Right next to my bible.

In fact, I have to admit that I've never been to an orgy.

It's okay, honey, when you're ready, we'll be here for you.

In 2008, Alex Comfort's views are not representative, and him being dead, the publisher couldn't ask him to revise the book.

Thanks for clarifying, sweetie.

/if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

Miss Misery: /if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

...or spending five seconds on a Google Image Search for "bondage."

This book scarred more people that it helped.

It was like a how-to for idiots that thought they were awesome.

And not the thing you wanted to find your parents with 6 months before the divorce happened anyway.

Skail: Miss Misery: /if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

...or spending five seconds on a Google Image Search for "bondage."

Heck, just turn off safe search and type in almost anything.

I don't see what's wrong with my old copy. It's got illustrations too. I inherited it from my Grandpa.

...and an educational book to be banned by the very people it could help most in 5...4...3...2...

anyone else ever peruse the earlier editions of the "whole earth review?"

Actually enjoying it? Both parties? :(

/Can't I order a Rape edition or something?

Can they add more hair? The seventies version is just not hairy enough.

St_Francis_P: Skail: Miss Misery: /if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

...or spending five seconds on a Google Image Search for "bondage."

Heck, just turn off safe search and type in almost anything.

Except for "wankel rotary engine"

NEVER NEVER PUT THAT IN GIS.

Smellvin: St_Francis_P: Skail: Miss Misery: /if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

...or spending five seconds on a Google Image Search for "bondage."

Heck, just turn off safe search and type in almost anything.

Except for "wankel rotary engine"

NEVER NEVER PUT THAT IN GIS.

So, as a fan of the RX-8 and the previous gen RX-7's, I've put a variation of those terms all the time... "wankel" "rotary engine" "wankel engine", etc.

I've never had a problem... And... I'm not seeing anything wrong with "wankel rotary engine" either.

Am I missing something?

/Safe search is off.

Smellvin: St_Francis_P: Skail: Miss Misery: /if you want to know how to have kinky sex, you'll probably better off reading literotica than paying for something this broad wrote.

...or spending five seconds on a Google Image Search for "bondage."

Heck, just turn off safe search and type in almost anything.

Except for "wankel rotary engine"

NEVER NEVER PUT THAT IN GIS.

Drat, I've been had.

Bicycle safety tip: images.travelpod.com

So that's what people are referring to when they say "sex columnist"?

CougarJeff: The only version I remember had the illustrations that made sex look downright dreary.

The book was apparently written before the invention of the razor.

Well, it was illustrated by a guy best known for his spaceships (new window).

//srsly.
//He designed the ship in the original "Alien".

Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

I want to have sex, so clearly I must want to procreate!

It's amazing to think that there was a sexual revolution at the same time that no one shaved or trimmed anything and people of all shapes and sizes wore tight-fitting polyester.

Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

Hush up puritan.

Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stupid wanker. Christian idealism has screwed up every single thing we hold dear. Making guilt a virtue indeed...

swahnhennessy: It's amazing to think that there was a sexual revolution at the same time that no one shaved or trimmed anything and people of all shapes and sizes wore tight-fitting polyester.

Thanks for making me throw up in my mouth.

I was about 14 when I found "The Joy of Sex" in a relative's house. I remember the part where there was licking of ones own armpit. Someone enlighten me.

swahnhennessy: It's amazing to think that there was a sexual revolution at the same time that no one shaved or trimmed anything and people of all shapes and sizes wore tight-fitting polyester.

Yes, it was full of big hair, ugly clothes, and camel toes.

swahnhennessy: It's amazing to think that there was a sexual revolution at the same time that no one shaved or trimmed anything and people of all shapes and sizes wore tight-fitting polyester.

Wow...Just try to imagine people not hyper-critisizing each other. Allowing everyone to be equal and enjoy sex...Amazing....
Wish it were true now..
'cept for the polyester.

Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

It didn't even cross my mind that you weren't being sarcastic. CalyxNM thought otherwise?

I haven't been on here in a while - I'm not sure what level some of you guys are on.

people's inability to detect thread sarcasm or trolling fully displayed above.

/wait... did i just get trolled?

TTIUWP?

PeterNorth: Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

It didn't even cross my mind that you weren't being sarcastic. CalyxNM thought otherwise?

I haven't been on here in a while - I'm not sure what level some of you guys are on.

Fark is no longer the place for sarcasm.

CalyxNM2008-10-19 05:39:05 PMSnarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stupid wanker. Christian idealism has screwed up every single thing we hold dear. Making guilt a virtue indeed...

I'm confused there is either a lot of sarcasm between these two, or the world is in trouble.

PeterNorth: I haven't been on here in a while - I'm not sure what level some of you guys are on.

Some people haven't got past the opening cinematics yet.

Miss Misery: In fact, I have to admit that I've never been to an orgy.

It's okay, honey, when you're ready, we'll be here for you.

How YOU doin'?

Snarfangel: PeterNorth: Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

It didn't even cross my mind that you weren't being sarcastic. CalyxNM thought otherwise?

I haven't been on here in a while - I'm not sure what level some of you guys are on.

Fark is no longer the place for sarcasm.

I suggest you start touching yourself immediately.

CalyxNM: Snarfangel: Sex is a shameful activity that should only be done for the purpose of procreation.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stupid wanker. Christian idealism has screwed up every single thing we hold dear. Making guilt a virtue indeed...

My wife and I are Christian and we are having kinky sex right now, so we are getting a kick.....

The Hot Carls are on me !
No...wait...

Godscrack2008-10-19 04:25:00 PMI have a copy of the gay version. Right next to my bible. 

I would love to put those two side by side in every pew of a baptist church, and enjoy the sunday morning carnage. :)

From TFA:

IDEAS: No? But you must have had your own "Joy of Sex" moment in 1972.

QUILLIAM: Indeed. I was 22 then. My boyfriend at the time, we were in his flat, which he shared with several lads. We found the book lying around, and we disappeared into my boyfriend's bedroom. I can't remember which bits we tried out. But I do remember reading it to each other and giggling over it.

This chick sound about as fun as an old dish rag. Let's find the most sexually boring person in world, and have her write a sex manual.

The Joy of Sex: Sisters of the Holy Edition.

Ch 1. Anyone who does anything is going to hell.
The end.


"My and my boyfriend were all a twitter. tee hee"

From TFA:

"IDEAS: What was the first book you published?

QUILLIAM: It was a grammar book called "Which Word?," a textbook exploring, for example, the difference between "wear," "where" and "ware." You know, homonyms."


Holy crow this woman is a drag.

Penis goes ware? No WHERE! *thump*

fleshbot.com did a review of the book

link and site very NSFW

The joy of sex

wamphyrri: Christian idealism has screwed up every single thing we hold dear. Making guilt a virtue indeed...

It may not be all bad. Cognitive dissonance is conjectured to increase arousal, which might be why there's no sex like guilty Catholic schoolgirl sex.

So this book is going to further the belief that body hair is unnatural and should be entirely removed?

/"The Chromium Fence" by Philip K Dick comes to mind...

hawkaloogie: So this book is going to further the belief that body hair is unnatural and should be entirely removed?

/"The Chromium Fence" by Philip K Dick comes to mind...

Something about the juxposition of "fence" and pubic hair concerns and alarms me...

/Trim, please
//No airstrip, it's not supposed to have a soul patch