Why bother? Boy scouts can't get pregnant.

Sir Roderick Glossop: Why bother? Boy scouts can't get pregnant.

zing of the day. My hat goes off to you, boobie master.

Crown_of_Shoes: Sir Roderick Glossop: Why bother? Boy scouts can't get pregnant.

zing of the day. My hat goes off to you, boobie master.

*tips Weeblos cap to you*

/don't forget to use your nails, boys.

Y'know, nowhere in "trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent" do I see chaste.

/Suck it, Girl Scouts.
//No, rly. Suck it. Please?

Why bother? Boy scouts can't get pregnant.

No but the scout master could give them an STD.

Be prepared, that's the Boy Scout's marching song
Be prepared, as through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that they be shared
Be prepared

Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed
Be prepared, and be clean in word and deed
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

Be prepared, and be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
Be prepared!!!

There's a PBF for everything.

Yes, they are very useful, each one will hold approximately 1L of water.

/too obscure?

Spam this crap to the sites where the people you hated in high school who now pretend to be your friend hang out!

*shakes fist at Nakito*

Came for the Tom L. reference, thanks.

Dammit. Too slow.

Be prepared: Get a vasectomy and don't fark skanky women.

* gives LiquidGuy a high-five *

TheDeathMerchant: Yes, they are very useful, each one will hold approximately 1L of water.

/too obscure?

Chidori would like to biatchslap you over the head with a paper fan for showing her one of those things.

Basiorana: And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
Be prepared!!!

I came here to post this, glad to see it has been duly covered already.

Basiorana: Be prepared, that's the Boy Scout's marching song
Be prepared, as through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that they be shared
Be prepared

Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed
Be prepared, and be clean in word and deed
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

Be prepared, and be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
Be prepared!!!

Came for Tom. Goes away happy.

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

Arxane: Chidori would like to biatchslap you over the head with a paper fan for showing her one of those things.

Bah, that's her default answer to everything

O noes! Common sense!
I was in at the World Scout Jamboree in England last summer, leading a Belgian troop. Condoms were available, provided by the contingent, no questions asked. Better that way than having to explain to the girl's parents how we could have let this happen.

TheDeathMerchant: Yes, they are very useful, each one will hold approximately 1L of water.

/too obscure?

Not by a long shot.

/the stuff that happens after Second Raid is just depressing

Wow, a long way from the tortured, round about warning against fapping in the 1960 edition of The Boy Scout Handbook!

/learned to drink in Boy Scouts
//and slip door locks
///Troop 8, Sarasota FTW!

And a storyline from "James at 16" comes to pass

And to think I was just going to comment that I guess if they can't fark guys, condoms seem a good step.

Aulus: Wow, a long way from the tortured, round about warning against fapping in the 1960 edition of The Boy Scout Handbook!
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Yeah, if you fap in it the pages get all atuck together. Use the field book ,the pages are water resistant and can be rinsed.

FTFA:
But family values campaigners accused the Scout Assocation of violating the principles of the 101-year-old movement and said the new guidelines would lead to more unwanted pregnancies.

So being taught how to use a condom and promoting safe sex leads to teenage pregnancies now? WTF mate?

And the world just got a little dumber...

Came for that PBF strip.

/left satisfied

das: Basiorana: Be prepared, that's the Boy Scout's marching song
Be prepared, as through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that they be shared
Be prepared

Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed
Be prepared, and be clean in word and deed
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

Be prepared, and be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
Be prepared!!!

Came for Tom. Goes away happy.

And the melodic stylings here Link (new window)

/nada Rick-roll

Came for Nakito's post.
Not disappointed.

Sir Roderick Glossop: Why bother? Boy scouts can't get pregnant.

+1 for that.

Shedim:
FTFA:
But family values campaigners accused the Scout Assocation of violating the principles of the 101-year-old movement and said the new guidelines would lead to more unwanted pregnancies.

So being taught how to use a condom and promoting safe sex leads to teenage pregnancies now? WTF mate?

And the world just got a little dumber...

"Family Values Campaigners" pretty much says it all. The masters of doublespeak, doublethink, and total denial of reality.

No problem here... they use the one condom and that's the end of it. Problem solved. That wasn't so bad.

Start complaining when they request an entire box!

They also keep water out of your gun barrel and with anubianuge needle make a dandy chest tube for relieving the heartbreak of tension pneumothorax.

I really though that's what the article was going to be about.

Plain Brown Rapper: No problem here... they use the one condom and that's the end of it. Problem solved. That wasn't so bad.

Start complaining when they request an entire box!

Plain Brown Rapper: No problem here... they use the one condom and that's the end of it. Problem solved. That wasn't so bad.

Start complaining when they request an entire box!

Our scouts had that problem with roofies.

40oz_A_Knight
Be prepared: Get a vasectomy and don't fark skanky women.


This one has been working quite well for me so far.

Chicks dig guys in uniform. When the Scouts go into town they need protection!

Came for / to post the PBF. Not disappointed. Thread over.

sniff, sniff

I smell licencing opportunities!

I think Boy Scouts and other such organizations are wonderful.

If you think teens aren't having sex, you're living in a world where we wouldn't need Boy Scouts of America in the first place.

Shut yer pie hole.

Basiorana: Be prepared, that's the Boy Scout's marching song
Be prepared, as through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that they be shared
Be prepared

Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed
Be prepared, and be clean in word and deed
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

Be prepared, and be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared,
Be prepared!!!

Credit goes to Tom Lehrer (who else?). Naughty, naughty poster. This is how one of the Sayings of the Buddha ended up attributed to "Frank Outlaw". I don't even think there is such a person. I think it is a joke, but it did end up on a poster.

Here's how Lehrer introduced the song on at least one occasion:

You know: of all the songs I've ever sung, that (referring to previous song) is the one I've had the most requests not to.

I have time for one more here. This one is a little song dedicated to the Boy Scouts of America. [applause] We seem to have a convention here tonight. The Boy Scouts of America, those noble little... bastions of democracy, and the American Legion of tomorrow. Their motto is... I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been... a member of the Boy Scouts of America. Their motto is, as you know, Be Prepared! and that is the name of this song.

Url: http://www.actionext.com/names_t/tom_lehrer_lyrics/be_prepared.html

Ahh the religious ostrich school of parenting....



People like these scout parents are only setting their kids up to get hurt

Sulla Salad: Ahh the religious ostrich school of parenting....



People like these scout parents are only setting their kids up to get hurt

Especially with AIDS-I mean, look at those shorts...and the kerchief! Honestly.

/I mean there are no gays in scouts. We don't have homosexuals like in your group.

fark the Boy Scouts. fark "family campaigners". Throw them all in a farking wood chipper.

Sure, the organization has a somewhat creepy "family-oriented" agenda but if I had a crotchfruit I would put him in cubs. Cubs teaches you a hell of a lot and you're too young to understand any of the agenda (if it's even present).

Scouts OTOH, yeah that's getting a bit creepy and brainwashy. I wouldn't really want my crotchfruit taking part as a young adult.

Jument: Sure, the organization has a somewhat creepy "family-oriented" agenda but if I had a crotchfruit I would put him in cubs. Cubs teaches you a hell of a lot and you're too young to understand any of the agenda (if it's even present).

Scouts OTOH, yeah that's getting a bit creepy and brainwashy. I wouldn't really want my crotchfruit taking part as a young adult.

This: Eagle scouts are kinda creepy.

/You know who else had a youth organization?

/Be Prepared!

Approves...

explody_pup: fark the Boy Scouts. fark "family campaigners". Throw them all in a farking wood chipper.

I think boy scouts are actually supposed to fark girl scouts, at least that was the way back when I was young. Of course, to each his own. Perhaps some people prefer to get tied up by the scoutmaster instead.

brantgoose: Credit goes to Tom Lehrer (who else?). Naughty, naughty poster. This is how one of the Sayings of the Buddha ended up attributed to "Frank Outlaw". I don't even think there is such a person. I think it is a joke, but it did end up on a poster.

Here's how Lehrer introduced the song on at least one occasion:

You know: of all the songs I've ever sung, that (referring to previous song) is the one I've had the most requests not to.

I have time for one more here. This one is a little song dedicated to the Boy Scouts of America. [applause] We seem to have a convention here tonight. The Boy Scouts of America, those noble little... bastions of democracy, and the American Legion of tomorrow. Their motto is... I would like to state at this time that I am not now and have never been... a member of the Boy Scouts of America. Their motto is, as you know, Be Prepared! and that is the name of this song.

Url: http://www.actionext.com/names_t/tom_lehrer_lyrics/be_prepared.html

I kind of assumed everyone would get that without my specifying it, but yeah. At least I assumed no one would assume I was that funny on my own...