I told the witch doctor I want to murder you...

Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.

Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders

Make sure it's not too much light. You don't want the poor buggers to get a sun burn.

Did they close the ports?

mmagdalene: Did they close the ports?

Sorry, my fault. I just sneezed.

jwbathe: Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.

There's no grey area here.

That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

I think they're seeing red.

jwbathe: Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Ha! I would do the same thing RIGHT NOW if my wife wasn't away for the weekend.

/writing note to self

Ching chang walla walla bing bang!


/best song evar

xuanzhiyouxuan: Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Ha! I would do the same thing RIGHT NOW if my wife wasn't away for the weekend.

/writing note to self

I'd do the same thing RIGHT NOW if I had a wife.

/Or a girlfriend
//Or a casual, yet open-minded female friend.
///God I'm lonely.

It's nice to see my home town make greenlight.

/walla walla

/sorry
//pet peeve

Only_A_Lad:
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird...

Yeah, it was in "Full Metal Jacket", but if the song had any actual lyrics, it would be much catchier.

the news is missing a certain avian presence. i'll have to look elsewhere for this ornotoholigal piece.

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Remember everyone, their culture is equal to ours.

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It's 2008, right?

OZZ: Remember everyone, their culture is equal to ours.

Who said anything like this? The term "equal" has no relevance to culture.

Oh, wait, you're trolling? Dammit. I meant to say:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

ultraholland: It's 2008, right?

No, it's 5769.

/1429?

Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

FTW

/Misses jiggling breasts
//fap

Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Seperate bedrooms and she still lets you jiggle her boobs?

want pictures

Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Her Bedroom?? No wonder she's crying on the inside lol.

/GF isn't around for me to do that
//Will definitely do that this Friday
///Giggity!!

They wut?

OK, I might as well take my turn at pissing people off Link (new window)

Dammit, here.

Tanzanian? I first looked and thought it said Tarzan. Although why he would turn albino and stage a protest is beyond me.

/ once you go albino...?
// why no, I haven't had any sleep in two days. why do you ask?

xuanzhiyouxuan: Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

You know, I wasn't expecting that much funny in this thread. Well played, sir.

Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....

ubermensch: Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....



LOLWUT?

ubermensch: Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....

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It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

Will President Barack Hussein Obama save America by cooking some albino body parts in front of the White House and consuming them together with Colin Powell?

FTFA: About 30 albinos, some of them babies, have been killed in the past year and their body parts made into potions by witchdoctors...

They're making the albinos into soup?

That could be tasty.

"Fish Heads" and "Witch Doctor" on the same Sunday? Is it Dr. Demento Appreciation Week?

eraser8: FTFA: About 30 albinos, some of them babies, have been killed in the past year and their body parts made into potions by witchdoctors...

They're making the albinos into soup?

That could be tasty pasty.

FTFY :)

NotNits: "Fish Heads" and "Witch Doctor" on the same Sunday? Is it Dr. Demento Appreciation Week?

Don't forget Bulbous Bouffant...I think that's a Dr. Demento Trifecta right there.

What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

kid_icarus: What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

Because they spin around really fast going "Rargh rargh rargh" and foam at the mouth?

digitalrain: kid_icarus: What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

Because they spin around really fast going "Rargh rargh rargh" and foam at the mouth?

Psh. Every time I do that, it's a tazin' by the po-po. And then the net. But then, I'm not albino. Maybe they really are magical.

Byn: xuanzhiyouxuan: Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

You know, I wasn't expecting that much funny in this thread. Well played, sir.

Thank you. I see my advanced degree, lots of beer, and a fruitless yearlong search for work culminating in putting all of my creative efforts into fark posts is starting to pay off :)

"My friend the witch doctor
he taught me what to say
I know that you'll be mine
when I say this to you
oh baby
ooo eee ooo aah aah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang...."

Lessee.. "Please don't bump us off like cattle and make us into voodoo potions."

All in all, that's a solid protest.