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(Abc.net.au) Scary Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders commited by witch doctors, ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang   (abc.net.au) divider line 95
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Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:25:07 PM  
I told the witch doctor I want to murder you...

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-19 02:27:05 PM  
Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

 
jwbathe [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:28:15 PM  
Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.

 
Single White Male 2008-10-19 02:28:51 PM  
Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders

Make sure it's not too much light. You don't want the poor buggers to get a sun burn.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:29:40 PM  
Did they close the ports?

 
Loverboy586 2008-10-19 02:30:32 PM  
mmagdalene: Did they close the ports?

Sorry, my fault. I just sneezed.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:31:02 PM  
jwbathe: Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
phlegmmo 2008-10-19 02:33:30 PM  
There's no grey area here.

 
Davescookies 2008-10-19 02:34:54 PM  
That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-19 02:34:56 PM  
I think they're seeing red.

 
Only_A_Lad 2008-10-19 02:35:31 PM  
jwbathe: Why Subby? For the love of all that can be considered a deity, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

/Almost as bad as the bird.


A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-19 02:36:29 PM  
Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Ha! I would do the same thing RIGHT NOW if my wife wasn't away for the weekend.

/writing note to self

 
Sharkface217 2008-10-19 02:37:16 PM  
Ching chang walla walla bing bang!


/best song evar

 
LordJiro 2008-10-19 02:37:21 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan: Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Ha! I would do the same thing RIGHT NOW if my wife wasn't away for the weekend.

/writing note to self


I'd do the same thing RIGHT NOW if I had a wife.

/Or a girlfriend
//Or a casual, yet open-minded female friend.
///God I'm lonely.

 
neapoi 2008-10-19 02:37:22 PM  
It's nice to see my home town make greenlight.

/walla walla

 
DAHFreedom 2008-10-19 02:44:52 PM  
tasmaniantimes.com

/sorry
//pet peeve

 
No Such Agency 2008-10-19 02:49:07 PM  
Only_A_Lad:
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird...

Yeah, it was in "Full Metal Jacket", but if the song had any actual lyrics, it would be much catchier.

 
lolmadillo 2008-10-19 02:55:12 PM  
the news is missing a certain avian presence. i'll have to look elsewhere for this ornotoholigal piece.

 
alacy52 2008-10-19 02:56:29 PM  
www.watchingcriminalminds.com

Unavailable for comment.

 
OZZ 2008-10-19 02:56:50 PM  
Remember everyone, their culture is equal to ours.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:59:35 PM  
www.hotflick.net

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D'Annunzio 2008-10-19 03:06:17 PM  
scoobydoo.ovh.org

 
ultraholland 2008-10-19 03:06:21 PM  
It's 2008, right?

 
psxer2600 2008-10-19 03:08:29 PM  
OZZ: Remember everyone, their culture is equal to ours.

Who said anything like this? The term "equal" has no relevance to culture.

Oh, wait, you're trolling? Dammit. I meant to say:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

 
Sharkface217 2008-10-19 03:10:10 PM  
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

 
psxer2600 2008-10-19 03:15:15 PM  
ultraholland: It's 2008, right?

No, it's 5769.

/1429?

 
ProvehitoInAltum 2008-10-19 03:15:17 PM  
Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

FTW

/Misses jiggling breasts
//fap

 
yyaskyy 2008-10-19 03:17:12 PM  
Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Seperate bedrooms and she still lets you jiggle her boobs?

 
AllShelleyAllTheTime 2008-10-19 03:17:33 PM  
want pictures

 
Sndtrkman 2008-10-19 03:17:51 PM  
Davescookies: That song is so damn catchy that I immediately went into my wife's bedroom and jiggled her breasts whilst singing the first verse and chorus. She laughed, sure. But she's crying inside.

Her Bedroom?? No wonder she's crying on the inside lol.

/GF isn't around for me to do that
//Will definitely do that this Friday
///Giggity!!

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:18:41 PM  
They wut?

www.costumecraze.com

 
Aulus [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:23:04 PM  
OK, I might as well take my turn at pissing people off Link (new window)

 
Aulus [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:26:18 PM  
Dammit, here.

 
digitalrain 2008-10-19 03:26:44 PM  
Tanzanian? I first looked and thought it said Tarzan. Although why he would turn albino and stage a protest is beyond me.

/ once you go albino...?
// why no, I haven't had any sleep in two days. why do you ask?

 
Byn [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:27:58 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan: Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

You know, I wasn't expecting that much funny in this thread. Well played, sir.

 
ubermensch 2008-10-19 03:28:21 PM  
Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:30:03 PM  
ubermensch: Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....

www.wiresnr.org

LOLWUT?

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-10-19 03:33:09 PM  
ubermensch: Did nobody have a camera? I LOVE pictures of albinos....

NSFW clicks bigger

 
absolutely_fabulous 2008-10-19 03:33:17 PM  
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

 
AlphaNumericus 2008-10-19 03:33:57 PM  
Will President Barack Hussein Obama save America by cooking some albino body parts in front of the White House and consuming them together with Colin Powell?

 
eraser8 2008-10-19 03:34:24 PM  
FTFA: About 30 albinos, some of them babies, have been killed in the past year and their body parts made into potions by witchdoctors...

They're making the albinos into soup?

That could be tasty.

 
NotNits 2008-10-19 03:34:59 PM  
"Fish Heads" and "Witch Doctor" on the same Sunday? Is it Dr. Demento Appreciation Week?

 
digitalrain 2008-10-19 03:36:21 PM  
eraser8: FTFA: About 30 albinos, some of them babies, have been killed in the past year and their body parts made into potions by witchdoctors...

They're making the albinos into soup?

That could be tasty pasty.


FTFY :)

 
MythRender 2008-10-19 03:38:01 PM  
NotNits: "Fish Heads" and "Witch Doctor" on the same Sunday? Is it Dr. Demento Appreciation Week?

Don't forget Bulbous Bouffant...I think that's a Dr. Demento Trifecta right there.

 
kid_icarus 2008-10-19 03:42:40 PM  
What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

 
digitalrain 2008-10-19 03:44:19 PM  
kid_icarus: What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

Because they spin around really fast going "Rargh rargh rargh" and foam at the mouth?

 
kid_icarus 2008-10-19 03:46:38 PM  
digitalrain: kid_icarus: What makes these Tazmanian albinos think they deserve special right?

Because they spin around really fast going "Rargh rargh rargh" and foam at the mouth?


Psh. Every time I do that, it's a tazin' by the po-po. And then the net. But then, I'm not albino. Maybe they really are magical.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-19 03:48:41 PM  
Byn: xuanzhiyouxuan: Can we go A SINGLE DAY without some news story or other about the Tanzanian albinos?!

You know, I wasn't expecting that much funny in this thread. Well played, sir.


Thank you. I see my advanced degree, lots of beer, and a fruitless yearlong search for work culminating in putting all of my creative efforts into fark posts is starting to pay off :)

 
LiteWerk 2008-10-19 03:52:37 PM  
"My friend the witch doctor
he taught me what to say
I know that you'll be mine
when I say this to you
oh baby
ooo eee ooo aah aah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang...."

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:55:11 PM  
Lessee.. "Please don't bump us off like cattle and make us into voodoo potions."

All in all, that's a solid protest.

 
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