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(Wordpress) Unlikely This totally credible "news agency" claims they'll be releasing Michelle Obama's "whitey tape" any day now, just as soon as they can find some sort of media outlet interested in showing it   (africanpress.wordpress.com) divider line 155
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Bloody William 2008-10-19 12:38:30 PM  
I didn't know it was possible to fark up a Wordpress theme that bad. That shiat looks like Geocities.

 
Dinki [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:45:58 PM  
I understand that they will release the tapes as soon as I help them move the 24 million dollars that was left to them from the minister of finance.

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:52:07 PM  
Even if they have it, it won't matter now.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-10-19 12:56:41 PM  
If she puts her hands on her hips and does the thing where her head goes left to right, Obama's sunk.

 
Psychotropic 2008-10-19 12:56:54 PM  
That site looked like the place old smears go do die a lingering death.

 
Bob Balaban 2008-10-19 01:00:13 PM  
I'm probably wrong, but if it's newsworthy and "leaked" to the press, then it goes under freedom of the press doesn't it? So what are they waiting for?

They could have faked it by now.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 01:00:34 PM  
That site design reeks of Hillaryis44.

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 01:27:18 PM  
Be kind of interesting to see who actually owns that website.

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-10-19 01:36:32 PM  
St_Francis_P: Be kind of interesting to see who actually owns that website.

It might be these guys. (new window) I say might because that is just africanpress.com.

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 01:44:20 PM  
BigDumbGuy: St_Francis_P: Be kind of interesting to see who actually owns that website.

It might be these guys. (new window) I say might because that is just africanpress.com.


Maybe. Everything on that page is so awkward and unprofessional, it's hard to believe an actual press organization runs it.

 
jimmyhaha [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 01:45:01 PM  
For a site that claims to be about Africa, all but two of their recent stories are hit pieces on a American political candidate. I can't believe the news on a whole continent has been that slow.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-10-19 02:41:50 PM  
*sniff sniff*

Smells like shiat!

/glad i did not step in the article

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 02:53:13 PM  
I FOUND IT!

/seriously, haven't we been through this before?

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-10-19 03:10:47 PM  
I'm getting the Whitey tape on NetFlix tomorrow.

Honestly, who is that ****ing stupid to fall for this? Even the most die-hard GOPer has to admit how stupid this is.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 03:17:31 PM  
Flab: That site design reeks of Hillaryis44.

HA! That was my first thought.

 
Exodus2001 2008-10-19 03:27:42 PM  
I have a long haired snow white cat. The kids named it "Whitey". Kids are great, they didn't even see the harm in it.

Maybe she has a white cat?

 
slobarnuts 2008-10-19 03:39:11 PM  
Psychotropic: That site looked like the place old smears go do die a lingering death.

Awesome.

 
slobarnuts 2008-10-19 03:45:17 PM  
By the way, I just did some search and it looks like the sole purpose of this blog is to consolidate rumors circulating on racist forums.

 
Ms.Maus 2008-10-19 03:47:29 PM  
slobarnuts: By the way, I just did some search and it looks like the sole purpose of this blog is to consolidate rumors circulating on racist forums.

Do tell. My mom was asking about this the other day and I told her it sounded kooky, but I haven't had time to rummage around the tubes to verify.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-10-19 04:29:31 PM  
Is it Whitehouse.com? They really hit one out of the ballpark recently with Larry Sinclair.

/rollies

 
Edsel 2008-10-19 04:29:43 PM  
Ms.Maus: Do tell. My mom was asking about this the other day and I told her it sounded kooky, but I haven't had time to rummage around the tubes to verify.

This rumor was first started by Hillary supporters and has been around since the spring. Various people have claimed to have the tape or to have seen the tape, but none of them have ever been able to prove it. It's garbage.

 
carmody 2008-10-19 04:30:17 PM  
Even if it's true, she's right about Whitey.

 
alostpacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:32:49 PM  
The comments are priceless.

Someone mentions "Hot Air Blog" as a reputable news outlet that can do this justice and perform audio forensics on this imaginary tape.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:33:37 PM  
Why'd he wait so long?

 
nucal 2008-10-19 04:34:10 PM  
SilentStrider: I FOUND IT!

/seriously, haven't we been through this before?


That was pretty scandalous. I hope that it doesn't go national ...

 
Thray 2008-10-19 04:34:23 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

 
Bill Frist 2008-10-19 04:34:42 PM  
Edsel: Ms.Maus: Do tell. My mom was asking about this the other day and I told her it sounded kooky, but I haven't had time to rummage around the tubes to verify.

This rumor was first started by Hillary supporters and has been around since the spring. Various people have claimed to have the tape or to have seen the tape, but none of them have ever been able to prove it. It's garbage.


Wasnb't it exposed as a tape of her going "why'd he" and not "whitey" refering to Bush. "Bush said this, but why'd he do this?" etc.

 
Goodfella 2008-10-19 04:35:59 PM  
That's interesting because they've been saying they're "days away" from releasing it for the last 6 months.

Hey jagoffs, in case you need some help, you ever heard of the youtubes?

I bet they're just waiting for those guys from Georgia to release their tape of the Bigfoot they caught first. Or Emelia Erhardt's lost lesbian porn video.

You'll see Duke Nukem Forever come out before this supposed tape comes out.

 
Goodfella 2008-10-19 04:36:39 PM  
Isn't desperation cute?

 
Dimensio 2008-10-19 04:37:06 PM  
Bill Frist: Wasnb't it exposed as a tape of her going "why'd he" and not "whitey" refering to Bush. "Bush said this, but why'd he do this?" etc.

No. A Fark poster speculated that a recording of Michelle Obama using the phrase "why'd he" would be misconstrued as a recording of her saying "whitey". Other Fark readers misinterpreted this speculation as a statement of fact and began repeating it on other web forums. This misinterpretation was then used to further legitimize the allegations of the tape; those who argued the tape's existence stated that the Obama campaign would not have attempted to engage in such "damage control" if the tape were not real, even though the Obama capmaign never made such statements.

 
slobarnuts 2008-10-19 04:37:09 PM  
Ms.Maus: Do tell. My mom was asking about this the other day and I told her it sounded kooky, but I haven't had time to rummage around the tubes to verify.

Well for one:

Threaded here:
(new window)



More Here
(new window)


And Here is the actual claim about the links
(new window)

Even the NRO had to retract a story they ran based on information from this site.

Granted, the sources that I just pulled up are about as credible as the site itself. Aside from the fact that this is posted on Wordpress, has a horrible design, even the pumas doubt the veracity (new window), and finally the fact that, for a supposedly African-centric News Site, they spend 99.9% of their time on rumors about Obama.

I definitely get the impression that there isn't much believability in this.

Seriously, why is fark even giving them the publicity?

 
jimmyhaha [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:37:34 PM  
Apparently, Michelle Obama used the word "whitey" in a back-up vocal track on "Chinese Democracy".

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:38:06 PM  
The American people has soon to be treated...

The legal hurdles... has now been settled.

API is soon to conclude an agreement on which of the media channels... is to air the Michelle Obama tapes.


I can has?

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:39:34 PM  
SilentStrider: I FOUND IT!

/seriously, haven't we been through this before?



After watching that tape, it is very clear to me that Obama cannot be President. I mean, how dare she.

 
HighOnCraic 2008-10-19 04:39:37 PM  
Nina Blackburn: Well, in the song lyrics I'm quoting: "He'll rip you off. He'll take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff. It isn't funny. He's the devil, see. Kill Whitey."

Ice Cold: Right. Now how can you listen to that and think we're talking about killing all white people?

Tone Def: Fact. We were talking about one specific whitey. Whitey Deluca our ex-manager.

Tasty Taste: He ripped us off for 70 g's.

Ice Cold: That's right. And Whitey Deluca wasn't even white. He was Italian. He was one of those olive complexion MFs you know.

Nina Blackburn: If I remember correctly, he ended up murdered?

Ice Cold: We wasn't in town when that shiat happened.

Tone Def: Wait a minute, we were here.

Ice Cold: No, no, no. We were in Cleveland like a "mo fo" remember?

Tone Def: Oh, yeah.

 
Ms.Maus 2008-10-19 04:40:09 PM  
Edsel: Ms.Maus: Do tell. My mom was asking about this the other day and I told her it sounded kooky, but I haven't had time to rummage around the tubes to verify.

This rumor was first started by Hillary supporters and has been around since the spring. Various people have claimed to have the tape or to have seen the tape, but none of them have ever been able to prove it. It's garbage.


No, no, I know that the 'kill whitey' thing has been around. What I was wondering about was "the sole purpose of this blog is to consolidate rumors circulating on racist forums."

 
Theological Farker 2008-10-19 04:41:46 PM  
Theseus Jones: ummm, last I checked Michelle is not running for President, so who cares.

neither is Sarah Palin, so who cares?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:42:41 PM  
This is bad ... for Obama

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-10-19 04:42:55 PM  
Didn't Rush promise this audio clip weeks ago?

 
alostpacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:43:15 PM  
slobarnuts: Seriously, why is fark even giving them the publicity?

it's not news, it's....

 
SomebodyElsesShoes 2008-10-19 04:43:42 PM  
Exodus2001: I have a long haired snow white cat. The kids named it "Whitey". Kids are great, they didn't even see the harm in it.

Maybe she has a white cat?


Ehh, regardless, we are all pink on the inside.

 
slobarnuts 2008-10-19 04:44:16 PM  
Ms.Maus: No, no, I know that the 'kill whitey' thing has been around. What I was wondering about was "the sole purpose of this blog is to consolidate rumors circulating on racist forums."

I'll admit, the evidence is circumstantial at best, but somewhat compelling given the context.

 
Gussie Fink-Nottle 2008-10-19 04:44:50 PM  
img225.imageshack.us

I don't like whitey's either.

 
attackingpencil 2008-10-19 04:45:07 PM  
HighOnCraic: Nina Blackburn: Well, in the song lyrics I'm quoting: "He'll rip you off. He'll take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff. It isn't funny. He's the devil, see. Kill Whitey."

Ice Cold: Right. Now how can you listen to that and think we're talking about killing all white people?

Tone Def: Fact. We were talking about one specific whitey. Whitey Deluca our ex-manager.

Tasty Taste: He ripped us off for 70 g's.

Ice Cold: That's right. And Whitey Deluca wasn't even white. He was Italian. He was one of those olive complexion MFs you know.

Nina Blackburn: If I remember correctly, he ended up murdered?

Ice Cold: We wasn't in town when that shiat happened.

Tone Def: Wait a minute, we were here.

Ice Cold: No, no, no. We were in Cleveland like a "mo fo" remember?

Tone Def: Oh, yeah.


"P", Political, "U", Unrest, "S", Stabilize, another "S", Society, "Y", Yeah.

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 04:46:04 PM  
This is hilarious. Do people actually think black people still use the pejorative "whitey"? Do they also think that slang is still called "jive"? Look, I know some hostile black people (which, obviously, means that I can never run for President now). Never have I heard the term "whitey" used in real life unless it's by white people attempting to mimick how they think black people talk behind closed doors.

 
Ringshadow 2008-10-19 04:46:54 PM  
SilentStrider: I FOUND IT!

/seriously, haven't we been through this before?


You bastard! Gah.

 
attackingpencil 2008-10-19 04:47:56 PM  
Also, I sure hope this isn't true...MIGuy promised me a years salary if the whitey tape wasn't released...wonder why he doesn't post anymore...

 
Clarence Potter 2008-10-19 04:48:03 PM  
Bloody William: I didn't know it was possible to fark up a Wordpress theme that bad. That shiat looks like Geocities.

images.loqu.com

 
Tom_Neyman 2008-10-19 04:48:09 PM  
I remember in high school.. there was a kid EVERYONE called "Whitey Malloy"...

He was VERY white.

I don't know if you could get away with that in this day and age.

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-10-19 04:48:55 PM  
The Great EZE: This is hilarious. Do people actually think black people still use the pejorative "whitey"? Do they also think that slang is still called "jive"? Look, I know some hostile black people (which, obviously, means that I can never run for President now). Never have I heard the term "whitey" used in real life unless it's by white people attempting to mimick how they think black people talk behind closed doors.

i41.photobucket.com

 
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