I want this T-shi

I have been having weird tightness in my chest lately so I am getting a kick out of thes

MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

fap, fap, fap, kabonk.

outback_rebel: He must have died while typinging it.

That's what I get for only deleting part of the word...

outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!


Now can I get that on a t-shirt?

outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

The Black Beast of Arggg was the first thing I thought of too.

You farking nerd!

You can't brea?

What's Spanish tar got to do with it?

/got to do, got to do with it
//what's tar, but a sticky black emulsion

outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

Subby totally dictated that.

Candlejack appr

I'm gonna need more rope.

HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHH

bajonista: outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

Subby totally dictated that.


Subby dictated that, eh?
You know who else was a dictator?

Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death:

one, rigor mortis;

two, a rotting smell;

three, occasional drowsiness.

Most common causes of death in England: Scotch eggs, fry-up and dental infections.

"The one exception is Great Shelford in Cambridgeshire, where the leading cause of death is breast cancer."

Umm... for men too?

I'd also like to know how many people die in Great Britain from embarrassment over the cutesy-wootsy place names.

outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

I came here expecting this. Thank you.

clambam: I'd also like to know how many people die in Great Britain from embarrassment over the cutesy-wootsy place names.

"I wouldn't be caught dead in a place called *looks at sign* gaaacckkkhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

tegro I found two real drummers who died from what could be called gardening accidents. One died from a reaction to pesticide (Toto), one from bleeding out from broken glass wall (?) between his garden and kitchen (Abba). Prince Charles was injured in a fall from a tractor (shades of Homer Simpson). I know someone who spent a week in hospital from a fall involving sharp garden tools.

I can imagine a freak deadly knitting accident. Blogging, not so much.

Lassie: bark! bark!
kid: Lassie! What is it, girl?
l: bark! bark! bark!
k: Someone has fallen under a tractor? Who? Drunk Uncle Oscar?
l: bark! bark!
k: Prince Charles??? Now you're just making shiat up! I don't know why I ever listen to you!

outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

Came here fo aaarggghhh!

Having lived in the UK for a total of two days, I can honestly say this is a TRUE POLICE STATE

Where can I go without being on camera in london? Where can I go without seeing someone in a reflective vest. Reality in this state is you are always monitored.

/citizen

krusader3z: Where can I go without being on camera in london?

Nowhere. Big brother wants to watch you take a whiz.

How are you most likely to die?

Democracy: Ski-Doo accident
Totalitarian Regime: Pick one: Killed by enemy soldiers, killed by own soldiers
Theocracy: Bunker-buster
Socialist State: Combination boredom/industrial mishap
Third-World Resort Island: Hit by Ski-Doo
Post-communist Kleptocracy: Stabbed in own basement casino
Military Junta: Jungle rot
Constitutional Sultanate: Forgot S&M "safe word"
Occupied Territory: Sneezing at checkpoint
Constitutional Robocracy: Body energy over-siphoned by the robots...the horrible, horrible robots

/not obscure

And they are the smart ones.

Arrrg....


/this page has expired

allsave: How are you most likely to die?

Democracy: Ski-Doo accident
Totalitarian Regime: Pick one: Killed by enemy soldiers, killed by own soldiers
Theocracy: Bunker-buster
Socialist State: Combination boredom/industrial mishap
Third-World Resort Island: Hit by Ski-Doo
Post-communist Kleptocracy: Stabbed in own basement casino
Military Junta: Jungle rot
Constitutional Sultanate: Forgot S&M "safe word"
Occupied Territory: Sneezing at checkpoint
Constitutional Robocracy: Body energy over-siphoned by the robots...the horrible, horrible robots

/not obscure

FTW




/good call, indeed not obscure

Came for the Monty Python reference, leaving with a feeling of peaceful contentment.

Whats the most likely cause of death in an Orgy pile?

Cervical cancer is most likely to kill those living in a belt stretching across the north of England, from Merseyside to Grimsby.

Since cervical cancer is pretty much an STD this tells you where the dirty girls live although there was an article about an unnamed town in the south of England (Portsmouth? London?) where the nonpaternity rate, i.e. children not related to their mothers' husbands, ran a staggering 30%.

Oldiron_79: Whats the most likely cause of death in an Orgy pile?

Came in/came on/came out.

bajonista: outback_rebel: MAYNARD:
He must have died while typinging it.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, come on!
MAYNARD:
Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR:
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'aaarghhh my chest someone help me I can't brea'. He'd just say it!

Subby totally dictated that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!

Last of the Crazy People: fap, fap, fap, kabonk.

Well, that's the onematapea of how about 1/3 of Fark will go.

/Likely to be in that number.
//Thanks for the LOL.

I'm surprised there's no pic of Comic Book Guy with the cause "Comet Impact while reading a Comic"

/"I've wasted my life..."

I would think it'd be colorectal cancer, what with the McDonald's and Cheetos diet.

/fat internet cat is fat
//and on the internet

previous attempts to understand the spread of death across the country.

Isn't death a global epidemic by now?

Yeah, and they say it's got a 100% mortality rate.

/no wait, that's life
//sorta puts a lot in perspective

Riche: Candlejack appr

I came expecting this, and I wasn't disap

Well, I've heard of at least 10 Koreans who've died at their computers...

...after 36 hours marathons of starcraft. but still, same thing.

"while in the best neighbourhoods, including Eastbourne West, 42 per cent of those who died were over 80 years old, in others, including Glasgow Easterhouse, 25 per cent were under 60 years of age."

Ummm, is there a mathematical point to that statement? Since when is 42% over 80 mutually exclusive with 25% under 60?