How many ways can I say no...let me count the ways.

ha Hottest Nikka Under Tha Sun
Ain't Nobodi F**kin' Wit Me Mayn
Ha!!
Ay-Ay-Ay-Aye, You Alreadi Know Dat Pimpin'
Ca$h-Money Records Where Dreams Come True
F**k Up My Dreams!!!--Somebodi Gon' Die Tonite
Ay-Ay-Ay-Aye, You Alreadi Know Dat Pimpin'
Aye, It's Ca$h-Money Records, man a lawless gang

[Verse 1:]
Un-F**kin'-Believable, Lil' Wayne's Tha President
F**k 'em F**k 'em F**k 'em, Even If They selibant
I Know Tha Game Is Crazi, It's Mo' Crazi Then It's Ever Been
I'm Married To Dat Crazi biatch, Call Me Kevin Federline
It's Obvious Dat He'll Be Ca$h-Money To Tha Death Of Him
Tha Ground Shall Break When They Burry Him, Burry Him?
I Know One Day They Gotta Burry Him
But I Lock My Casket Tight Baby, So I Don't Let Tha Devil In
Nikka It's Just Me And My Guitar
Yeah biatch I'm Heavy Medalin
You Can Get Tha F**kin' +Led Zepelin+
Nikkas Is biatches, biatches I Think They
Full Of Estrigen And We Hold Court
N Take your Life Fo a Settlement
Yes I'm Tha Best, And No I Ain't Positive--I'm Definite
I Know Tha Game Like I'm Reffin' It
This Is Tha Carter--Tha Carter Iii, Tha New Testiments
And I'm A God, And This Is What I Bless em' wit
biatch
I'm Me!
I'm Me!
I'm Me!
I'm Me!
Baby, I'm Me!
So, Who You?!
You Not Me!
You Not Me!
And I Know Dat Ain't Fair
But I Don't Care, Im'a Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire
I Know Dat Ain't Fair
But I Don't Care, Im'a Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire

[Verse 2:]
Junior!!
Prrrrrrrrrr (Doin' Tha Byrdcall)
It's Ca$h-Money Over Everythang
It's In My Blood I Feel It Runnin in Every Vein
I'm From Tha Mudd, I Am A Missile Like A Scud
Wha's Realli Good, I'm 'bout Dat Rukus Like Fud
And I Stay On My Flow, Ca$h-Money Like A Rug
Tide To the F**kin Birdman Like A Lug
And Dear Mista Ronald Williams, To You
I Shall Fo'ever Give Thanks Like A Pilgrim
Ca$h-Money Million, Air To Da Throne
Goin' At They Heads Like A Hair In A Comb
Sittin' By Tha Window, I Just Stare At Tha Storm
Though I Might Get Through It Like A Hair In A Comb
Young Money Over biatches
My Nikka Trust My Senses
And I Will Take A Dare As the Lord Is My Witness
And You all have Witnessed, But I Am Not Finished
So Keep Ya Mouf Closed, And Let your Eyes Listin
(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye...)
biatch, I'm Me!
I'm Me
I'm Me!
Baby, I'm Me!!
So, Who You?!
You Not Me!
You Not Me!
And I Know Dat Ain't Fair
But I Don't Care, Im'a Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire
I Know Dat Ain't Fair
But I Don't Care, Im'a Still A Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire
biatch

[Verse 3:]
Last Year They Had The Grammy's And Left Me In Miami
Sleepin' On A Nikka Like I'm Rappin In My 'jammies
I'm Rappin' When You Sleep, I Was Rappin' When You
Were In Jammies Mel Gibson Flow Leathal Weapon , Book 'em Danny
Im'a Monsta I Tell You, Monsta Wayne
I have Just swallowed Tha Key to Tha House Of Pain Now
I'm Stuck Here To Deal Wit Tha House's Pain
F**k Wit Me, I Will Peel Like Tha House's Paint
Lets Go nubians Dont Wanna See Me
Cause My Better Than Bo
The Only Time I Will Depend Is When
Im Seventy Years Old Thats When I Cant
Hold My shiat With-in So I shiat On My Self
Cuz Im So Sick And Tired Of shiatin On Everybody Else
Im Tryin To Tell Ya Like Im Sayin Sumthin Im From Da
Dirty Like Da Bottom Of My Pants Cuff
And aint Nuttin Gone Stop Me So Just Envy It
Hey Ill Accept A Friendly Quit
(Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye...)
Im Me
Im Me
biatch Im Me
Baby Im Me
So Who You
F**k You
Your Not Me
And I Kno That Aint Fair But I Dont Care Im A Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire
I Kno That Aint Fair But I Dont Care I Am A Mothapharkin' Ca$h-Money Millionaire
biatch
Tha Hottest Nikka Under Tha Sun
Ain't Nobodi F**kin' Wit Me Mayn
Ay-Ay-Ay-Aye, You Alreadi Know Dat Pimpin'
Ca$h-Money Records Where Dreams Come True
F**k Up My Dreams!!!--Somebodi Gon' Die Tonite
Ay-Ay-Ay-Aye, You Alreadi Know Dat Pimpin'
Aye, It's Ca$h-Money Records, Mayne A Lawless Game

*BLINK*

Truly, that is powerful lyricism. Who among us can deny that ay-ay-ay-aye we already know dat pimpin'?

Everyone knows it, but nobody said it until now!

Somewhere, Zombie Shakespeare is seen looking to pop a cap in someone's ass...

That is one eloquent "nikka"!

I swear I heard a song from him singing about Nacho Cheese...

Most annoying person in the world.

/gerrof my lawn

What rhymes with banana?

If this is true, Hip Hop surely is dead.

/that, or the person who named him the winner only listened to Lil Wayne this year

Nubian, plz.

The Laughing Kookaburra: What language is that?

i would have voted for soldier boy

Retards Attempting Poetry.

unfarkingbelievable: The Laughing Kookaburra: What language is that?

I'm not sure. I'm certain that some FARK ghettotards will be in soon to defend the "artform".

He's the worst mainstream rapper out there. Just the lamest beats, the dumbest (not stoopidest) rhymes, the most infantile persona. Pull up your pants and put your shirt on, doofus, before the talented rappers see you actin' a fool.

carmody: He's the worst mainstream rapper out there. Just the lamest beats, the dumbest (not stoopidest) rhymes, the most infantile persona. Pull up your pants and put your shirt on, doofus, before the talented rappers see you actin' a fool.

Oxymoron ALERT!

And by the way, Kookaburra, I'm a 39-year-old white guy from Kansas and I'll gladly defend the artform of hip-hop...just not many of the popular "artists" doing it these days. I'll gladly do the same for most every other music form: country, pop, rock, you name it.

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not art. It's just sad that the most artless practitioners in practically every musical genre are the ones that get all the exposure.

Watch that "ghettotard" business, too, son. Smells like bigotry.

Disagrees.

Who listens to this babble anymore?Li'l Wayne is a l'il too late to be considered legit.He should have been here twenty five years ago then maybe the rapping world might have had a l'il corner for him somewhere.Russell Simmons is playin' you fools with that hip hop slop.You are simply too late to be significant.However,you do qualify for Flava' of the weak.Atlanta has gone downhill so bad in the last twenty years.I didn't catch it on TV last night...because IT WASN"T ON TV LAST NIGHT!Its a suckfest recorded for another insignificant entity - BET to be broadcast at a later date.This proves how insignificant the whole sham is. Simple minds - simple pleasures.

carmody: And by the way, Kookaburra, I'm a 39-year-old white guy from Kansas and I'll gladly defend the artform of hip-hop...just not many of the popular "artists" doing it these days. I'll gladly do the same for most every other music form: country, pop, rock, you name it.

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not art. It's just sad that the most artless practitioners in practically every musical genre are the ones that get all the exposure.

Watch that "ghettotard" business, too, son. Smells like bigotry.

Watch using "artist" and "rapper" in the same paragraph. That smells like stupidity, "son".

Ah yes, another rap thread on Fark. Just the thing for a bunch of ignorant and racist metal heads to show their true colors.

Glitchwerks: Ah yes, another rap thread on Fark. Just the thing for a bunch of ignorant and racist metal heads to show their true colors.

2008-10-19 08:58:45 AM

So you're a fan of this, then?

PerfectlyCromulent:
So you're a fan of this, then?

No, but I'm not a fan of rap threads on Fark either. It usually amounts to a bunch of racist jerks coming in and posting how awful they think rap music is. Then when a metal thread comes around, they're the first ones to post pictures of their favorite band which usually consists of a bunch of Euro-trash in face paint looking like a bunch of rejected clowns from a Tim Burton movie. Whatever gets you off. Lil Wayne isn't any more foolish then the majority of metal.

Frankly, they can all go fark themselves and so can all the "rap is crap" idiots who end up in these threads.

Ballin is my hobby, my house has a lobby.

Down like Niagara, down like viagra.

---

And, he's making a ton of money and creating more songs than any other big time rapper or rocker.

This makes me feel like dying...

Anyone?

/only good song, but a great one

Glitchwerks: PerfectlyCromulent:
So you're a fan of this, then?

No, but I'm not a fan of rap threads on Fark either. It usually amounts to a bunch of racist jerks coming in and posting how awful they think rap music is. Then when a metal thread comes around, they're the first ones to post pictures of their favorite band which usually consists of a bunch of Euro-trash in face paint looking like a bunch of rejected clowns from a Tim Burton movie. Whatever gets you off. Lil Wayne isn't any more foolish then the majority of metal.

Frankly, they can all go fark themselves and so can all the "rap is crap" idiots who end up in these threads.

I consider rap and metal to be two asscheeks surrounding the same hairy bunghole. Some artists in both genres have some merit, but most is adolescent crap and shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody over the age of 14.

How can this be, when Nas came out with an album this year?

I think the world needs more illiterate chanting about the pimp game over stultifying, boring, static loops and breakbeats. Also, a little more bragging and self-aggrandizing would be nice. Maybe throw in some threats of violence against anyone who doesn't agree that the rapper in question is the alpha-male. Also, would it be too much for it to be delivered in a dialect completely devoid of intelligible English?

Nah.

Whatever makes you happy though, by all means.

God I hate music

jjnette08: God I hate music

Stop with the thread-jack...this is a rap thread.

I don't use no condom, biatch
I wanna go wild
Nothin says I love you
Like an unwanted child

So git down on your knees ho
Move yo face towards this
I drank too much bub
And I'm gonna take a piss

/Award please

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
I really wanna touch
Her lovely lady lumps

vs.

Melancholy mundane so I tame the hot flame
Big rings, fat chains, and you all quest for the same
No name, use fame, strictly new to the thing
We stay true to the game and never bring it to shame
We tight like dreadlocks or red fox and ripple
We pass participles, and smash the artist in you
The saga continues, this I won't get into
'Cause there ain't enough bars to hold the drama that we been through

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: I think the world needs more illiterate chanting about the pimp game over stultifying, boring, static loops and breakbeats. Also, a little more bragging and self-aggrandizing would be nice. Maybe throw in some threats of violence against anyone who doesn't agree that the rapper in question is the alpha-male. Also, would it be too much for it to be delivered in a dialect completely devoid of intelligible English?

Nah.

Whatever makes you happy though, by all means.

That's the idiotic mainstream crap that makes people hate rap/hip-hop music. I wasn't a big fan of the genre either until I heard some of the more underground stuff that actually had lyrics that meant something other than objectifying women and glorifying violence.

Shameless plug for my buddy's group (I'm also their sound guy)...but check out this band here. (new window)

Much better than the crap out on the radio today.

PhilMP: Pontus and the Nail Drivers: I think the world needs more illiterate chanting about the pimp game over stultifying, boring, static loops and breakbeats. Also, a little more bragging and self-aggrandizing would be nice. Maybe throw in some threats of violence against anyone who doesn't agree that the rapper in question is the alpha-male. Also, would it be too much for it to be delivered in a dialect completely devoid of intelligible English?

Nah.

Whatever makes you happy though, by all means.

That's the idiotic mainstream crap that makes people hate rap/hip-hop music. I wasn't a big fan of the genre either until I heard some of the more underground stuff that actually had lyrics that meant something other than objectifying women and glorifying violence.

Shameless plug for my buddy's group (I'm also their sound guy)...but check out this band here. (new window)

Much better than the crap out on the radio today.

I don't hate it, and I'm sure a lot of it has merit, but it's just not my thing.

El Freak: I consider rap and metal to be two asscheeks surrounding the same hairy bunghole. Some artists in both genres have some merit, but most is adolescent crap and shouldn't be taken seriously by anybody over the age of 14.

Well then, Señor Maturity, please enlighten us on what it is us 14+ are supposed to be listening to? Maybe I should throw on some biatches Brew or This Is Our Music? No? How about we pour some wine and listen to classical? My fellow hipster, please tell me what I'm supposed to listen to!! Hello? Why do I have the feeling that the Foo Fighters top your playlist?

sly_madman: How can this be, when Nas came out with an album this year?

Mmm, that Nas dick taste good? Oops, looks like you got something on your face. No, no, right there. Ah, there you go. Seriously though, his new album was garbage.

ridcullylives: Wow! You compared the chorus from his single to the better part of someone else's song!! Aren't you clever!

You know, if you took the time to sit down and listen to Lil Wayne's stuff (I know, right?), you would find that it's mostly humorous and not meant to be taken seriously. I mean, look at the cover to Tha Carter III! It's begging you not to take it serious. It's just pop. Only a fool would take it seriously. So why don't you take your collective heads out of your asses, put down whatever Def Jux barfed out, and enjoy it for what it is - pop music (oh noes! not pop music!)

I'm also going to agree with Glitchwerks, and agree that Fark has an all too obvious bias to anything that isn't "rawk 'n' roll" or metalulz. Another thing - sex, drugs, violence - these are themes prevalent in all genres since their creation. Of course, you all conveniently ignore this when a rock/metal/punk/blues thread pops up, despite how common those themes are. How typical.

Anyways, my point being is, don't take it so seriously, it's just music.

good "rap"

don't 'lyrics' denote 'singing'?

No doubt awarded by the same mindset that gives drooling retards recognition for achieving high grades in school.

When I was in high school, I busted my ass to get on the honor roll, and we had a cute little awards ceremony where we all got pins. They gave one to a kid in our class who could not even hold his head up - he had just about every affliction known to man at the time and was MAYBE one step above Terry Schiavo in her last week of life.

I guess his homework assignment was "Dont choke on your own drool" or "Breathe in, breathe out."

Giving Lil Wayne an award like this is like giving Ed Gein an award for "Most Inventive In The Kitchen."

I weep for humanity..

sly_madman: How can this be, when Nas came out with an album this year?

Well I love Nas as an artist, but that CD was very subpar for him.

Also, why all the hate for popular musicians these days? Isn't it their job to put out and sell music? This goes to show that people like Lil Wayne and 50 Cent who put out lots of "different"(I'll use that very loosley) are good at their job. Yes they still put out mix tapes and do small local shows, but those don't pay the mortgage, feed the kids, put 26" rims on the Impala... They put out different stuff and adapt to the changing times and cultures, so they can continue to keep the job they have. Unfortantly the "popular mainstream" is an everchanging market. This all being said, while I like Lil Wayne as an artist, he would be way down low on my Lyricists of the Year award ballot.

G.C.C.C.:sly_madman: How can this be, when Nas came out with an album this year?

Mmm, that Nas dick taste good? Oops, looks like you got something on your face. No, no, right there. Ah, there you go. Seriously though, his new album was garbage.

I liked it. I mean, it was obviously no Illmatic/Stillmatic, but it had it's moments.

Maybe it's just because I farking hate Lil Wayne.

Oww, my balls!

Nice headline



I LOL'd

He's the type of rapper that talks alot but doesn't say nothing. That ain't hiphop.

G.C.C.C.:
I'm also going to agree with Glitchwerks, and agree that Fark has an all too obvious bias to anything that isn't "rawk 'n' roll" or metalulz. Another thing - sex, drugs, violence - these are themes prevalent in all genres since their creation. Of course, you all conveniently ignore this when a rock/metal/punk/blues thread pops up, despite how common those themes are. How typical.

Anyways, my point being is, don't take it so seriously, it's just music.


Are you kidding me? Farkers are only biased to certain bands here on fark. Rush, Zappa, Iron maiden and some others. In other words, only bands that are old and whoms music withstood the test of time. On Fark, talent isn't measured in skills. Usually, talent is measured in time. So if you've been playing the rusty-trombone in down-town Chicago since '59, we salute you, Mr.Obscure musician man.

Have you seen the hate Metallica gets around here? Furthermore, the only reason they post their favourite band pictures around here and don't get flamed is that, well, hardly anyone knows or recognizes these bands. Therefore, they haven't got shiat to say about them.
Also, in every single metalulz thread there are farkers who come in and "RAWARARARAWWRRRRR COOKIE ME WANT COOKIE".

So, the bias isn't THAT big. Furthermore, to the guy who hinted to bigotry:

If someone dislikes the style of writing of a particular artist, namely the so-called "butchering of the English" language, it might be that it has nothing to do with the color of said artist's skin. It's dumb automatic assumptions like this that make racism an ever bigger problem.

\\not white
\\\English not first language

Remove all Republicans: NO. This is what makes rap so great. Prior forms of music required knowledge of instruments and an ability to have a proper tone. N

I don't know, Bob Dylan seemed to do okay without the ability to sing.

Remove all Republicans: kab: don't 'lyrics' denote 'singing'?

NO. This is what makes rap so great. Prior forms of music required knowledge of instruments and an ability to have a proper tone. Now, all you need to rap well is the ability to speak in a beat. Mozart ain't go nothing on Lil Wayne.

Heh, I started listening to rap and rock/metal at the same time. This is exactly why I stopped listening to rap. I got my first guitar, took me years to properly play it. Now everytime I hear a "real" band play, I can appreciate their music. Sadly, the turntable and loops, were not attractive to me.

// still plays Bone Thugs N harmony's east 1999 once a year.
///don't tell anyone

cabritosaurio: Now everytime I hear a "real" band play, I can appreciate their music. Sadly, the turntable and loops, were not attractive to me.


There's albums made with "turntable and loops" which are up there with ANY album made by ANY group you could name. "Endtroducing" by DJ Shadow can sit easily between "Sgt. Peppers" and "Pet Sounds" and anything else you can think of. So can stuff like "Untrue" by Burial which is basically an album made by someone with no musical training whatsoever.

If you don't understand or appreciate the mindset of sample-based music, fine, but get over your "real" band attitude.

Glitchwerks: cabritosaurio: Now everytime I hear a "real" band play, I can appreciate their music. Sadly, the turntable and loops, were not attractive to me.


There's albums made with "turntable and loops" which are up there with ANY album made by ANY group you could name. "Endtroducing" by DJ Shadow can sit easily between "Sgt. Peppers" and "Pet Sounds" and anything else you can think of. So can stuff like "Untrue" by Burial which is basically an album made by someone with no musical training whatsoever.

If you don't understand or appreciate the mindset of sample-based music, fine, but get over your "real" band attitude.

Before you get all heated... With "real" bands, I mean musicians on stage performing the songs.
I can appreciate simple music. There are plenty of rock bands that play real simple basic songs. I enjoy a performance of the music much more, than just seeing and hearing a DJ behind a table.

I would enjoy a performance by The Roots who play their stuff live more than ,for example, 50c who often just has some dj behind him bobbing his head. It's just not my thing.

And to the acts you previously mentioned, I don't know their stuff, so I can't give an accurate opinion of them.

Glitchwerks: If you don't understand or appreciate the mindset of sample-based music, fine, but get over your "real" band attitude.

But if a noise is made with a device that Music Snob A's parents bought him as a teenager, it is obviously more viable as a form of entertainment (which is all music is) than something else.

Before you get all heated... With "real" bands, I mean musicians on stage performing the songs.
I can appreciate simple music. There are plenty of rock bands that play real simple basic songs. I enjoy a performance of the music much more, than just seeing and hearing a DJ behind a table.

Well, there you go again. It isn't necessarily "simple" music. People like Mixmaster Mike, Q-Bert, Cut Chemist, DJ Shadow, etc. are absolutely DEVASTATING behind a couple of turntables and a mixer. Watching these guys is like watching Hendrix, and there's nothing simple about it.

And to the acts you previously mentioned, I don't know their stuff, so I can't give an accurate opinion of them.

Right. Then stop commenting on hip hop and DJ's in general. You can't talk about reggae without knowing Marley, jazz without Davis and Coltrane, rock without Lennon and McCartney.

Glitchwerks: Before you get all heated... With "real" bands, I mean musicians on stage performing the songs.
I can appreciate simple music. There are plenty of rock bands that play real simple basic songs. I enjoy a performance of the music much more, than just seeing and hearing a DJ behind a table.

Well, there you go again. It isn't necessarily "simple" music. People like Mixmaster Mike, Q-Bert, Cut Chemist, DJ Shadow, etc. are absolutely DEVASTATING behind a couple of turntables and a mixer. Watching these guys is like watching Hendrix, and there's nothing simple about it.

First of all, you brought "simple music" up first. I followed on your comment about simple music. It's awful nice of you to keep on mentioning all these bands though, even though I already said I stopped listening to this kind of music more than a decade ago, therefore, stating that it's not my thing. After that I gave my opinion on why I didn't like it. You can agree with me or disagree. Ball totally in your yard.


Right. Then stop commenting on hip hop and DJ's in general. You can't talk about reggae without knowing Marley, jazz without Davis and Coltrane, rock without Lennon and McCartney.

I gave my opinion on why I don't like the music, now you tell me I can't because I don't know those particular artists? Ok, well you're totally right, sir. I'm gonna check out every single hip-hop artist, independent or signed, and THEN form an opinion on the music in general. It's not like you form any generalized opinions ever....

Glitchwerks: Ah yes, another rap thread on Fark. Just the thing for a bunch of ignorant and racist metal heads to show their true colors.


^^^^ oh, wait...you do.


In summary, I stopped listening to Hiphop for the reasons stated above. It's my opnion and I'm entitled to it. It's nice to see someone so passionate about his music, I must say. But I just don't see it your way. I'm not gonna ask your opinion on metalheads, because it seemed you already told me it.