I hate coffee. This explains a lot.

srsly not a t-shirt?

Hey, I'm just doing it because most Farkers on here a week or so ago said they preferred smaller breasts.

/don't bother clicking.

FunkOut: I hate coffee. This explains a lot.

how YOU doin'?

Shrinks the breasts, but makes everything else grow.


/Hates them 2,000 calorie drinks.

Seriously? Mine has huge ones, and drinks coffee everyday. I call bullshiat.

gigamortis: srsly not a t-shirt?

I know, my only purpose for coming into this thread was to make a comment about how this would make a great t-shirt. Think about all the friends you'd make!

Noooo! Save the great tits!

As long as they're between a handful and a kneeknocker I'm a happy man. Most are beautiful. That's not to say that there aren't some more beautiful than others.

FunkOut: I hate coffee. This explains a lot.

Having looked at the profile pic, it appears you've never seen coffee before.

This is GOOD news...


For everyone

DigitalBurnOut: Seriously? Mine has huge ones, and drinks coffee everyday. I call bullshiat.

Pics or you're full of it..

IdrinkalotofocoffeesoIgetakickoutofthesereplies

/tinyboobstoo
//wheeeee!

As a long standing fan of breasts, and non-shrunken ones at that, I approve this newsflash. I will have to drink all of the coffee from now on, to ensure that none finds it's way into the hands of some poor, undeserving breasted person.

At least women who spend all day at Starbucks have their personalities going for them.

hundreds of Starbucks stores are being picketed by bra-hat wearing male activist members of the "Breast Liberation Front."

of which I am a card carrying member.

/I have a dream
//then I wake up with sticky sheets

I drink a lot of coffee and I'm still a D cup. Wonder how big they'd be if I didn't drink coffee?

I must not carry that allele. Hot damn!

/drinking coffee now
//mmm, bean water

Just to keep this thread from being too disappointing...



God bless the limeys and their tea-drinking ways.

lizardcowgal: I drink a lot of coffee and I'm still a D cup. Wonder how big they'd be if I didn't drink coffee?

Is Indiana really a frozen tundra in June?

Dammit! Mystery solved...

Lipspinach I'm from southern Indiana, so I call West Lafayette the frozen tundra all the time. But in the summer it kinda turns into a blast furnace.

Drinking coffee right now, so i'm really wishing it'd work for me...

I miss my B cups

lizardcowgal: Lipspinach I'm from southern Indiana, so I call West Lafayette the frozen tundra all the time. But in the summer it kinda turns into a blast furnace.

Hawt.

The Grinch: God bless the limeys and their tea-drinking ways.

Then how are we explaining asia?

lizardcowgal: Lipspinach I'm from southern Indiana, so I call West Lafayette the frozen tundra all the time. But in the summer it kinda turns into a blast furnace.

Just curious. :)

I've been drinking coffee since kindergarden, and, well, that explains a lot.

Coffee...why have you betrayed me so?

Young Rory Calhoun: gigamortis: srsly not a t-shirt?

I know, my only purpose for coming into this thread was to make a comment about how this would make a great t-shirt. Think about all the friends you'd make!

If only the BLF could go forward in time, buy this headline on a shirt, and return to the present to wear them to the rally.

But, but. . .my moobs seem to be intact!

//Dad got
//breast cancer

*peeks around*

BOOBIE THREAD!!!!

*runs*

fireclown: The Grinch: God bless the limeys and their tea-drinking ways.

Then how are we explaining asia?

With Yoko Matsugane:

hmmm... I quit tea and coffe about three years ago due to caffine and dairy intolerance.... and mine are definately bigger now.

I need to start drinking coffee again. seriously.

Pft.
Women don't drink coffee at Starbucks. They drink raspberry mocha half-caf soy lattes, no foam, with a pump of sugarfree almond and two pumps of sugarfree vanilla.

No Catchy Nickname:

Your pic confuses me. How are those delightful things staying that way? You know... upright

CaptainBeer: No Catchy Nickname:

Your pic confuses me. How are those delightful things staying that way? You know... upright

Photoshop? You know, I can tell by the nipples pixels, and from having seen a few photoshops in my time...

No Catchy Nickname
CaptainBeer: No Catchy Nickname:

Your pic confuses me. How are those delightful things staying that way? You know... upright

Photoshop? You know, I can tell by the nipples pixels, and from having seen a few photoshops in my time...

No one likes a smartass.

OnTheFence: Drinking coffee right now, so i'm really wishing it'd work for me...

I miss my B cups

Heretic!

Does coffee also make them firmer and perkier?

man alive I wish I had known that. I am like the only girl from seattle that doesn't like coffee and I would get a reduction in a heartbeat if I had insurance.

/my back is killing me

meanwhile, BEER makes my 'Johnson' bigger

/that's 'Johansson' in Swedish

Sleepy Boobies!

ace in your face: man alive I wish I had known that. I am like the only girl from seattle that doesn't like coffee and I would get a reduction in a heartbeat if I had insurance.

/my back is killing me

Pics. Now.

My God!!! Won't someone think of the bewbs???

/Oh wait...this is Fark. Nevermind.
/Bewbs!

What about for guys? I drink moderate amounts of coffee, and yet my boobs are still growing. Maybe it's my age plus all the beer and large portion sizes, plus binge eating/drinking about once a month?

ummmm... BUMP?

/damn

mephisto6: ummmm... BUMP?

/damn

It's that infernal political thread right above this. stupid politics getting in the way of my boobie lovin'.

Is it Breast Liberation Front or Breast Popular Front?

Does it work for men too?

I call shenanigans. If it were true, I'd have dents where my breasts should be. Coffee is like oxygen to me (grad student), and I'm painfully well-endowed. Literally. My back hurts all the time.