Thank God. I hope grandpa gets a swift kick in the nards for Christmas.

Glad the little guy is okay. Grandpa needs to DIAF.

I guess the heat by the LVPD was, too much for the kidnappers to risk killing the kid.

Let's hope the grandfather dies a death, so horrible it has not even been dreamt up yet.

bmr68: I guess the heat by the LVPD was, too much for the kidnappers to risk killing the kid.

Yeah, they were all over this. They must have just dropped him off near the bus stop and ran.

Funny how CNN was reporting the amber alert today but it came out Wednesday or Thursday though...

Remember that time that this was news?

It was about 12 hours ago.

Grats, Subby.

Who had the nerve to find this kid alive? They robbed the mass media of days of continuing news coverage and speculation.

He IS white, after all.

Now that Grandpa is someone you can look up to, little guy.

Whoop-de-doo

Good.

awww, NUTS!

So he was with Jesus but didn't go to Jesus?

Always pay your Meth bill on time.

Child--- you receive freedom

Gradfather--- you receive Death By Spatula

This is bad news... for Obama

i bet his grandpa gets him AT LEAST a new bike for Christmas.

How long after he's been found alive will it be okay to make fun of his name?

bmr68: Let's hope the grandfather dies a death, so horrible it has not even been dreamt up yet.

Isn't that what the Mexicans were planning on anyway?

vegasj: Yeah, they were all over this. They must have just dropped him off near the bus stop and ran.

If you're running a drug cartel, you want to stay off the radar. Killing some cute little white kid is like painting a big ol' bullseye on your back. The only thing that'll pull more heat is killing a couple of Feds.

OMG!!! He's in Policy custody!!!

It's just horrible that they grind up all those cute little puffins to make burgers. Someone get PETA to do a nude puffin girl protest.

Oh. Well, good.

Spaz-master: Gradfather--- you receive Death By Spatula

How does that work exactly? Genuinely interested.

I'm not a big believer in God, but I'm thanking the Big Fat Laughing Black Lady in the Sky for giving us this one back.

Bathia_Mapes: Glad the little guy is okay. Grandpa needs to DIAF.

He ripped of the Mexican mafia!
And he would've... pesky kid.
He got away with it.
Hero tag anyone?

RoyBatty: How long after he's been found alive will it be okay to make fun of his name?

If you would have bothered to read the other article, he chose to use his mothers surname;
his father's was "Slaw".

ignorantalmond: It was about 12 hours ago.

Or, you know, about 11:30 PM Pacific time... Which is to say about an hour and a half ago.

Oh shiat! We can't let a cute little boy die! (If he was black or hispanic, would we care?)

No jokes about the boy's last name? I'm disappointed in you, Fark.

I'm too lazy to read the article...I'll just wait until the book i published.

Glad to hear he's safe.

RoyBatty: How long after he's been found alive will it be okay to make fun of his name?

3, 2, 1... Now.

Damn that's good news. Finally. This could have ended badly very easily.


/It's late ... grammar enzyme low

davidphogan: Oh shiat! We can't let a cute little boy die! (If he was black or hispanic, would we care?)

I think the media just cares about cute kids in general.... regardless of race. That, and good looking relatives.

"Tinnemeyer was part of a methamphetamine ring with Mexican drug dealers and vanished with millions of dollars owed to them. Police say when the drug dealers couldn't find him, or the money, they took the boy as ransom."

GJ on stealing millions from meth dealers, FAIL on the "vanishing" part of it though. To bad he wasn't CIA or he might have gotten away with it! =)

/crumples up tinfoil hat and eats it

FTFA: "Cannito says large amounts of cash were been recovered at some of the search warrant locations."

Apparently large amounts of drugs were been consumed by the reporter.

Came for the 'Puffinburger' jokes. I leave sated.

Who?

Don't know him/her and didn't know they was missing.

Does Nancy Grace know about this?

abnormalia: I'm too lazy to read the article...I'll just wait until the book i published.

How long until there's a made-for-TV movie on Lifetime about this? Is that kid from Jerry Maguire available?

/I know he's too old now, but maybe he has a younger brother
//Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
///You had me at 'Mexican drug ring'

I'm glad he's alive.

I imagine Grandpa will run into some vigilante justice shortly.

davidphogan: Oh shiat! We can't let a cute little boy die! (If he was black or hispanic, would we care?)

You're just about ten to fifteen years too late with this comment. For curiosities sake: How old are you?

still at large

It'd be awesome if In-n-Out (a great local So-Cal burger joint) would christen a new burger to celebrate lil' Cole's recent discovery. They should call it "The Puffinburger." It's a regular burger, but they slather it with Cole-slaw.

Wow.

This story couldn't be any less authentic if it were handmade.

In a cubicle.

By a psycho.

Merkwurdigliebe: It'd be awesome if In-n-Out (a great local So-Cal burger joint) would christen a new burger to celebrate lil' Cole's recent discovery. They should call it "The Puffinburger." It's a regular burger, but they slather it with Cole-slaw.

Uh, those aren't just SoCal, you know. We have them up north, too. Hell, there's one in Vegas now.

nancy grace has no clue. shouldnt she already be off the air. didn't nancy grace push that women to suicide?

While gramps is a douchebag, it's the Mexican Mafia drug dealers (hurray for our open borders immigration policy) that actually kidnapped the kid, and would have murdered the kid if not for the heat. I don't know why there's more anger here at grandpa than the actual kidnappers.

/ NumbersUSA

VonBumpus: davidphogan: Oh shiat! We can't let a cute little boy die! (If he was black or hispanic, would we care?)

You're just about ten to fifteen years too late with this comment. For curiosities sake: How old are you?

Never mind, you're not a kid. So how could you make such a trite, boring, old-news comment? Even the news networks recognize that old stereo-type. Why do you even waste your breath (assuming that you mumble your words as you type them.)?

Meh. Super good use of the newsflash though.

glad the little guy is safe...

the rest?


DIACF

Colonburger what now?