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(Some Guy) Spiffy Job candidate sues man who masturbated during interview. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?   (wvrecord.com) divider line 86
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aladywhoknows 2008-10-18 07:55:29 PM  
Seinfeld references always make me smile.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-10-18 11:37:07 PM  
300 a week!? She's turnin' down meth money.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:11:47 AM  
it's not wrong if you believe it.

 
Nightjars 2008-10-19 12:12:10 AM  
This woman's lib thing has gone too far when a man can't jack off when interviewing a woman.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:12:27 AM  
I wonder if they shook hands after the interview...

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-10-19 12:12:34 AM  
Spiffy tag wonders why it had to be here for this.

 
Kyro [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:12:39 AM  
Takes her seven months to file a complaint that her interviewer whipped it out?

 
mab1823 2008-10-19 12:13:30 AM  
Richard See? Really?

 
Kyro [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:14:33 AM  
mab1823: Richard See? Really?

Bahahaha! How did I miss that?!

 
Kode707 2008-10-19 12:16:37 AM  
Approves of this headline:

www.theage.com.au

 
Mood_For_Trouble 2008-10-19 12:17:46 AM  
I need to see a pic of said candidate to make a proper decision.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:19:00 AM  
The guy is named Dick See, what did she expect?

 
NYZooMan 2008-10-19 12:19:17 AM  
She said See said.

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:19:44 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen?

 
TheEternal 2008-10-19 12:20:17 AM  
Oh. I see what See did there.

/couldn't resist

 
PartTimeSaint 2008-10-19 12:20:59 AM  
NYZooMan: She said See said.

wins internets.

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:21:13 AM  
Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

 
MightyJuice 2008-10-19 12:21:55 AM  
He did say she'd get the job.

/HAND JOB

 
little yellow thought boxes 2008-10-19 12:23:42 AM  
Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-10-19 12:24:49 AM  
Must be promoting Ernest Borgnine's new 2-step program toward a longer life.

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-10-19 12:25:10 AM  
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Spiffy tag wonders why it had to be here for this.


Stiffy tag?

/maybe subby has poor eyesight

 
destitute college kid 2008-10-19 12:25:41 AM  
That shirt's gonna be a little off-putting to people who see it and don't know anything about Fark...

 
MindStalker 2008-10-19 12:28:36 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: 300 a week!? She's turnin' down meth money.

It is West Virginia after all.

Still $300 a week is a joke. You can barely hire an illegal for that.

 
zephyrkate 2008-10-19 12:29:29 AM  
Wait a minute- she's suing the company because they should've known he was a weird-o pervert and since they knew, the company was being sexually discriminatory through him?

Let's try, he was your creepy former neighbour, you should've known he was creepy and the request for boob pics should have been the deal-breaker right there. You do not give him a second chance to not be weird-o creepy.

 
InternationalShoe 2008-10-19 12:29:40 AM  
I don't see anything wrong with it...maybe I'm old fashioned

 
djmaverick 2008-10-19 12:31:53 AM  
Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:34:17 AM  
little yellow thought boxes: Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.


Well, spurting ahead on the corporate ladder can inflame the feelings of some coworkers. If you gorge yourself at the corporate trough those around you will always refer to you as the engorged member of the team.

 
hooknslice_okc 2008-10-19 12:37:38 AM  
I thought maybe they were applying for a job with a judge in Oklahoma before I read the article.

/that would've been funnier
//damn article

 
Steve_pss 2008-10-19 12:38:50 AM  
I don't think it counts if he didn't finish. Just saying.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-19 12:40:13 AM  
I'm masturbating to everyone's profile pictures, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies!

 
dj42 2008-10-19 12:40:59 AM  
I bet she was really hot and dressed all slutty. That bimbo had it coming. I hope he shot it in her eye!

 
InternationalShoe 2008-10-19 12:41:28 AM  
djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)

 
little yellow thought boxes 2008-10-19 12:42:21 AM  
Raging Thespian: little yellow thought boxes: Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.

Well, spurting ahead on the corporate ladder can inflame the feelings of some coworkers. If you gorge yourself at the corporate trough those around you will always refer to you as the engorged member of the team.


Co-workers can always be comforted by long, deep, team-building sessions.

 
Thakh 2008-10-19 12:42:46 AM  
InternationalShoe: djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)


I don't see any link.

 
InternationalShoe 2008-10-19 12:47:48 AM  
Thakh: InternationalShoe: djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)

I don't see any link.


Yeah I don't think I'm allowed to post it, it was his name, address, and phone number. A simple google search will bring it up

 
ns76ns 2008-10-19 12:48:21 AM  
I just got through interviewing a new assistant. Sometimes you learn things are wrong a little too late...

 
Jument 2008-10-19 12:48:23 AM  
Awesome story. He didn't just wipe out his weiner. Oh no. First he asked to take a picture of her bewbies (wtf?), she gets upset and storms out, then he convinces her to come back, and THEN he wipes out the weiner.

Bravo, pervy-guy!

 
Jument 2008-10-19 12:48:58 AM  
Hm. Wipe? WTF?

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2008-10-19 12:49:34 AM  
passionweiss.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd 2008-10-19 12:52:24 AM  
FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.

 
Thakh 2008-10-19 12:55:51 AM  
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd: FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.


FAIL indeed.
She isn't suing them for "not knowing that he would whip it out", she's suing them for not firing him even months after she told them about it.

 
seveword 2008-10-19 01:09:21 AM  
Seriously? Richard See? Dick See? This can't be real. This is too good to be real. If it's real, it has to be a sign.
/not a good one, I'd bet

 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd 2008-10-19 01:10:11 AM  
Thakh: IAmSofaKingWeToddEd: FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.

FAIL indeed.
She isn't suing them for "not knowing that he would whip it out", she's suing them for not firing him even months after she told them about it.


Ah yes, my mistake. I am very tired tonite.
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?

 
Thakh 2008-10-19 01:11:19 AM  
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd:
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?


He obviously found a good way of keeping his job.

 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd 2008-10-19 01:14:44 AM  
Thakh: IAmSofaKingWeToddEd:
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?

He obviously found a good way of keeping his job.


Did he let his boss cop a feel? I bet it's company policy, and this is all a big misunderstanding.

 
Richard Saunders 2008-10-19 01:15:53 AM  
She saw See's schlong by the...

/nothing

 
darth_nick23 2008-10-19 01:16:22 AM  
i'm sold on this as a shirt.

 
MaverickRL 2008-10-19 01:28:14 AM  
See Dick wank, wank Dick wank
See Dick run, run Dick run

 
Braindeath 2008-10-19 01:40:57 AM  
Oh god, of course it's West Virginia. Does anyone mind if I burn all of it to the ground?

I wonder how much money you can get out of sexual harassment at a job interview? I once had a guy leave me in another city - I should have sued. [We did not have sex.]

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-10-19 01:52:05 AM  
I wonder how many of the male morons making jokes would appreciate another man jacking off in front of them during a job interview. Or an unattractive female.

If it's unwanted, it's unwanted.

 
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