Seinfeld references always make me smile.

300 a week!? She's turnin' down meth money.

it's not wrong if you believe it.

This woman's lib thing has gone too far when a man can't jack off when interviewing a woman.

I wonder if they shook hands after the interview...

Spiffy tag wonders why it had to be here for this.

Takes her seven months to file a complaint that her interviewer whipped it out?

Richard See? Really?

mab1823: Richard See? Really?

Bahahaha! How did I miss that?!

Approves of this headline:

I need to see a pic of said candidate to make a proper decision.

The guy is named Dick See, what did she expect?

She said See said.

Pics or it didn't happen?

Oh. I see what See did there.

/couldn't resist

NYZooMan: She said See said.

wins internets.

Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

He did say she'd get the job.

/HAND JOB

Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.

Must be promoting Ernest Borgnine's new 2-step program toward a longer life.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Spiffy tag wonders why it had to be here for this.


Stiffy tag?

/maybe subby has poor eyesight

That shirt's gonna be a little off-putting to people who see it and don't know anything about Fark...

Because People in power are Stupid: 300 a week!? She's turnin' down meth money.

It is West Virginia after all.

Still $300 a week is a joke. You can barely hire an illegal for that.

Wait a minute- she's suing the company because they should've known he was a weird-o pervert and since they knew, the company was being sexually discriminatory through him?

Let's try, he was your creepy former neighbour, you should've known he was creepy and the request for boob pics should have been the deal-breaker right there. You do not give him a second chance to not be weird-o creepy.

I don't see anything wrong with it...maybe I'm old fashioned

Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

little yellow thought boxes: Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.

Well, spurting ahead on the corporate ladder can inflame the feelings of some coworkers. If you gorge yourself at the corporate trough those around you will always refer to you as the engorged member of the team.

I thought maybe they were applying for a job with a judge in Oklahoma before I read the article.

/that would've been funnier
//damn article

I don't think it counts if he didn't finish. Just saying.

I'm masturbating to everyone's profile pictures, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies!

I bet she was really hot and dressed all slutty. That bimbo had it coming. I hope he shot it in her eye!

djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)

Raging Thespian: little yellow thought boxes: Raging Thespian: Perhaps he was just demonstrating the company's growth potential and plentiful liquid assets.

Exactly! All she had to do was climb on, and ride her way to success.

Well, spurting ahead on the corporate ladder can inflame the feelings of some coworkers. If you gorge yourself at the corporate trough those around you will always refer to you as the engorged member of the team.

Co-workers can always be comforted by long, deep, team-building sessions.

InternationalShoe: djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)

I don't see any link.

Thakh: InternationalShoe: djmaverick: Dick See? Come on this has to be a joke

see, dick see Link (new window)

I don't see any link.

Yeah I don't think I'm allowed to post it, it was his name, address, and phone number. A simple google search will bring it up

I just got through interviewing a new assistant. Sometimes you learn things are wrong a little too late...

Awesome story. He didn't just wipe out his weiner. Oh no. First he asked to take a picture of her bewbies (wtf?), she gets upset and storms out, then he convinces her to come back, and THEN he wipes out the weiner.

Bravo, pervy-guy!

Hm. Wipe? WTF?

FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.

IAmSofaKingWeToddEd: FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.

FAIL indeed.
She isn't suing them for "not knowing that he would whip it out", she's suing them for not firing him even months after she told them about it.

Seriously? Richard See? Dick See? This can't be real. This is too good to be real. If it's real, it has to be a sign.
/not a good one, I'd bet

Thakh: IAmSofaKingWeToddEd: FAIL, subby. She's not suing Dick See (heh), she's suing the company for not knowing that he would whip it out.

In the plaintiff's ideal world, this is how it should've gone:
Boss: Richard, are you going to ask to grab this candidate's boobs and then masturbate while her back is turned on you?
Dick: No.
Boss: Bullshiat, you're fired, you stinky pervert.

FAIL indeed.
She isn't suing them for "not knowing that he would whip it out", she's suing them for not firing him even months after she told them about it.

Ah yes, my mistake. I am very tired tonite.
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?

IAmSofaKingWeToddEd:
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?

He obviously found a good way of keeping his job.

Thakh: IAmSofaKingWeToddEd:
But I thought she was replacing him? Why was he still around, regardless of the whack-happiness?

He obviously found a good way of keeping his job.

Did he let his boss cop a feel? I bet it's company policy, and this is all a big misunderstanding.

She saw See's schlong by the...

/nothing

i'm sold on this as a shirt.

See Dick wank, wank Dick wank
See Dick run, run Dick run

Oh god, of course it's West Virginia. Does anyone mind if I burn all of it to the ground?

I wonder how much money you can get out of sexual harassment at a job interview? I once had a guy leave me in another city - I should have sued. [We did not have sex.]

I wonder how many of the male morons making jokes would appreciate another man jacking off in front of them during a job interview. Or an unattractive female.

If it's unwanted, it's unwanted.