Da Blacks

DITKA!

Bob Balaban: Da Blacks

OMG, you made me snork.

What about mini Ditka?

Bob Balaban: Da Blacks

/thread

Would God vote for Ditka?

RadioAaron: Would God vote for Ditka?

Trick question.

What about Ditka vs. a hurricane?

Hal Jalykakik: What about Ditka vs. a hurricane?

What's da hurricane's name?

What about Ditka vs. spellcheck?

ascention?

farktard

Bob Balaban: Da Blacks

Da Beers!

antidisestablishmentarianism: Da Beers!

The Beers WILL win the Denby Cup this year.

Bob Balaban: Da Blacks

That was a thing of beauty. I am awed.

Ditka 538, other guy, squadoosh.

I think Ditka would hate being in politics. Too many weasels for him to tolerate.

fark Obama, what about "Jack Ryan, who was expected to be the Republican nominee on the November ballot in the Illinois race that year, but had dropped out..." ?



This business will get out of control.

2009: Today President Ditka made an immediate splash in his first 100 days in office by trading away all of America's assets, it's future, and cash for RB Ricky Williams.

Bucky Katt: I think Ditka would hate being in politics. Too many weasels for him to tolerate.

He actually almost ran for some form of office a few years back, around the time of the smoking ban debacle. Having your cigar bar become worthless after spending money to not make it worthless (air filtration system), would make anyone consider it.

It would've been wonderful.

DeathByGeekSquad: Bucky Katt: I think Ditka would hate being in politics. Too many weasels for him to tolerate.

He actually almost ran for some form of office a few years back, around the time of the smoking ban debacle. Having your cigar bar become worthless after spending money to not make it worthless (air filtration system), would make anyone consider it.

It would've been wonderful.

In the end, his heart wasn't in it.

What is this ascen*t*ion you men*sh*un?

So what you're saying is that Obama has barely more experience to be President than Mike Ditka?

What if Obama has won a contested race fare and square? No Obama got lucky, he obviously has NO political skills
/Snicker

This is turning into a modern day Great White Hope story. Now, they're trudging out other whites who could have beaten the black champ.

/mccain calls his handouts tax credits
/he calls obama's tax credits welfare

If ifs and buts were candy and something something...

NYZooMan: So what you're saying is that Obama has barely more experience to be President than Mike Ditka?

If by "barely" you mean "with 5 years as State Senator" then you would be WRONG.

StopArrestingMe: 2009: Today President Ditka made an immediate splash in his first 100 days in office by trading away all of America's assets, it's future, and cash for RB Ricky Williams.

This thread is a comedy bonanza.

What about Jeri Ryan/Seven of Nine? It was her accusations in divorce papers that led to her ex dropping out. Jack Ryan would have at least made a contest out of it.

/Maybe this is all based on a Voyager episode
//they did like the time travel
///and got in trouble for it
////that crazy Janeway

StopArrestingMe: 2009: Today President Ditka made an immediate splash in his first 100 days in office by trading away all of America's assets, it's future, and cash for RB Ricky Williams.

i lol'd

Can anybody tell me what the rope-a-dope is?

sacoo: What about Jeri Ryan/Seven of Nine? It was her accusations in divorce papers that led to her ex dropping out. Jack Ryan would have at least made a contest out of it.

He had a double digit lead over Ryan before the scandal even broke. Obama actually lead from his primary victory on.

Daaaaaaaa... Bulls Da Bulls Da Bulls Da Bulls....

PC LOAD LETTER: NYZooMan: So what you're saying is that Obama has barely more experience to be President than Mike Ditka?

If by "barely" you mean "with 5 years as State Senator" then you would be WRONG.

State Senator and it is IL. He was a backbencher and he knew whose orders to follow.

He would have made Jack (Doe eye) Ryan hi sbiatch. He woul dhave destroyed him in a debate.

I was at some open meetings when they were discussing who to replace Ryan with and I was sad.

Now is this mini-Ditka or what?

Bob Balaban: Da Blacks

Full. Of. Win.

If Jerri Ryan had been into the kinky stuff we never would have heard of Obama. God bless her succulent uptight ass.

clusterfrak: If Jerri Ryan had been into the kinky stuff we never would have heard of Obama. God bless her succulent uptight ass.

Those teats, lips and hips are the makers of kings, they are.


If that was in my bedroom no farking way would I be whining about wanting to share that.

Ditka and Brasky would've gotten 100% of the popular vote easily.

So, has anyone seen MiniDitka around lately?

BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN>>>>>>>>

Developing story: If things had happened differently, things would be different now.

That's all on this story for now, updates every 10-15 seconds (unless a commercial is on).


*You know everyone thinks this election is a done deal if they have to make up stuff like this to fill time.

A choice D)??
I am confused....

Dammit people this thread needs more Jerri Ryan!!
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clusterfrak: If Jerri Ryan had been into the kinky stuff we never would have heard of Obama. God bless her succulent uptight ass.

Wrong. Obama was kicking Jack Ryan's ass before his divorce stuff became public. STFU if you don't know shiat.

robsul82:
Wrong. Obama was kicking Jack Ryan's ass before his divorce stuff became public. STFU if you don't know shiat.

Quiet you, we need less of your so called "logic" and more pics of Seven of Nine.

Stupid lazy Didka

came for the snl jokes, stayed for the jerri ryan. then i came.