Crowbar of Truth would be an awesome fark login.

Great read. That's environmentalism I can support.

Holy shiat that man's ego is enormous. Go back to making shiatty music Ted, mkay?


/I am just a simple person with very small ego
//Abnormalia's ego is especially small
(so small)
///We cannot achieve so much with such small ego, but you Nugent's wow, ego so big, so big ego!

Ted's a tad too conservative for my tastes, and he's a bit of an asshole, IMHO, but I can't help but like him nonetheless.

abnormalia: Holy shiat that man's ego is enormous. Go back to making shiatty music Ted, mkay?


/I am just a simple person with very small ego
//Abnormalia's ego is especially small
(so small)
///We cannot achieve so much with such small ego, but you Nugent's wow, ego so big, so big ego!

Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk. Until then, STFU and let the bigger man win the day.

TheDumbBlonde: Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk.

Are you saying abnormalia doesn't wipe his ass?

TheDumbBlonde: Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk. Until then, STFU and let the bigger man win the day

I created something as good as "Cat Scratch Fever" just this morning.

But then I flushed and it was gone.

TheDumbBlonde:
Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk. Until then, STFU and let the bigger man win the day.

So he's awesome because he wrote a catchy song?

Catch scratch fever (duh duh duuun)
Catch scratch fever (duh duh duuun)
(repeat)

Holy shiat- brilliant.

As for Ted, he's an egomaniac screwball. Granted, I support some of his views on firearms, etc, but he is what he is: loud, full of himself, and in love with "them tasty backstraps". He's not someone I would go for any sort of political advice, the concept of which he appears to lack.

Some people can't take a joke.

Gee-whiz?

/obscure?

he makes sense, with his paedophile thought powers.

Ted used to guest DJ on WLLZ (or was it the RIF?) in the 80's (not sure if he still does). Best drive time stuff I ever heard.

"Want a thrill, back your skirt up to the radio"

127 deer?
Hunting is one thing. Serial killing is another.

DrMcNinja: Gee-whiz?

/obscure?

Please.

What a nut job.

Say what you want (and I've never been a fan), but you don't fark with the Motor City Madman.

Ted is a smart dude with a lot of strong opinions. The problem is that he thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Which makes him condescending.


/take one step to the left Ted

Hay guyz, if I film myself shooting a bunch of animals can I be famous too? No, it's cool, I'll call it an instructional video.

What a twat. One decent song, followed by thirty years of moranically trolling the sycophantic media.

Coelacanth: Hunting is one thing. Serial killing is another.

When Bourdain visited his ranch for No Reservations Nugent claimed that for every animal he kills on his preserve, he breeds two more.

If he does that, truly, is it seriously a big deal how farking many animals he kills there?

Nothing but respect for the guy.

What does he do the the meat he kills and can't consume during the year? He puts on dinners at Detroit homeless shelters. At any given time, the homeless will line up for their usual dinner, and end up with fresh venison or wild boar, or any number of other edible animals. The man doesn't just kill for the hell of it.

Coelacanth: 127 deer?
Hunting is one thing. Serial killing is another.

What, he leaves a calling card?

There's an enormous deer overpopulation problem. Ted's a douche, but as for hunting deer he could kill 127,000 deer and it'd be a decent start.

Legalize market hunting.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The man doesn't just kill for the hell of it.

Uhm... yes he does.

He donates the meat to homeless shelters, maybe, but he sure as shiat kills for the hell of it.

And I heard you were going to run for governor.

A lot of people want me to, but I don't know. I'm gonna be 60.

And an actor.

A comedian. And artificial inseminator.

Must be hard to find the time.

/funny stuff

tdpatriots12: When Bourdain visited his ranch for No Reservations Nugent claimed that for every animal he kills on his preserve, he breeds two more.

If he does that, truly, is it seriously a big deal how farking many animals he kills there?

I don't doubt that claim for a moment. I've seen him at a couple of speaking engagements, and he's always talked about replacing what you take. Breeding 2 animals for every 1 he kills sounds exactly like him.

Coelacanth: 127 deer?
Hunting is one thing. Serial killing is another.

Those furry bastards deserve what they get. If Nugent sends 127 or 1,127 to their deserved fate (and someone's dinner table), I say we give him a medal!

TheDumbBlonde: abnormalia: Holy shiat that man's ego is enormous. Go back to making shiatty music Ted, mkay?


/I am just a simple person with very small ego
//Abnormalia's ego is especially small
(so small)
///We cannot achieve so much with such small ego, but you Nugent's wow, ego so big, so big ego!

Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk. Until then, STFU and let the bigger man win the day.


Can't he emulate Ted in other ways? Like shiatting himself for weeks to avoid going somewhere?

Calmamity: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The man doesn't just kill for the hell of it.

Uhm... yes he does.

He donates the meat to homeless shelters, maybe, but he sure as shiat kills for the hell of it.

Gulper Eel: There's an enormous deer overpopulation problem. Ted's a douche, but as for hunting deer he could kill 127,000 deer and it'd be a decent start.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: TheDumbBlonde: Dude, when you write and record something as freaking awesome as "Cat Scratch Fever" you can talk. Until then, STFU and let the bigger man win the day

I created something as good as "Cat Scratch Fever" just this morning.

But then I flushed and it was gone.

You should try flushing some Skittles down the toilet, it's just like watching NASCAR.

Ted rules.

bingo the psych-o: You should try flushing some Skittles down the toilet, it's just like watching NASCAR.


LOL!!!!

bingo the psych-o: You should try flushing some Skittles down the toilet, it's just like watching NASCAR.

*smack* Bad bingo. Bad!

Get your own material.

Holy fark. What an ignorant and deluded A-hole Ted Nugent is. Luckily, no one truly takes him seriously.

Please guys, tell me no one truly takes him seriously!?!

FourBlackBars: Ted Nugent is the best example of why musicians shouldn't talk politics.

Tell that to Bono, Jackson Browne, Barbara Streisand, Madonna, Carly Simon, James Taylor etc.

/Streisand just needs to DIAF

He's so TINY!!

Celebrities have just as much right as anyone else to talk politics. But if you can look this douche in the eye and agree with pretty much anything he says, that says more about you than it does about him.

Playing Double Live Gonzo on my tape player got me in trouble on the playground in 5th grade cause he said the fark word. Still an awesome record and he is an awesome guitar player. Listen to his hands, not his mouth.

Sillygoth: Ted's a tad too conservative for my tastes, and he's a bit of an asshole, IMHO, but I can't help but like him nonetheless.

THIS.

Calmamity: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The man doesn't just kill for the hell of it.

Uhm... yes he does.

He donates the meat to homeless shelters, maybe, but he sure as shiat kills for the hell of it.

At least he directly helps out rather than throw a check at some people to do most of the dirty work in his name.

carmody: Celebrities have just as much right as anyone else to talk politics. But if you can look this douche in the eye and agree with pretty much anything he says, that says more about you than it does about him.

He is no more wacky than the Baldwins and Penns of this world. I dont hear many people telling them to STFU.

bcroz: FourBlackBars: Ted Nugent is the best example of why musicians shouldn't talk politics.

Tell that to Bono, Jackson Browne, Barbara Streisand, Madonna, Carly Simon, James Taylor etc.

/Streisand just needs to DIAF

Oh yeah--those guys suck too. But Ted sucks the most; he is the rubric for blow hard know nothing.

Wot's wrong with bein' sexy?

The problem is that he thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Which makes him condescending.

I didn't know Ted was an Obama supporter.

Ted would be surprised himself.

I didn't know Ted was an Obama supporter.

Ted would be surprised himself.

Zing

FourBlackBars: Ted Nugent is the best example of why musicians shouldn't talk politics.



uh, yeah, right.

/hotlinked for your viewing pleasure

Fark posters are extra retarded tonight.

For those complaining that he's an egotistical blowhard: no shiat, Sherlock. He's a rock star. If rock stars were humble, they wouldn't be rock stars.

How the fark does a 60 year old man remain arrested in his development as a 15 year old?

Honestly. What a farking embarrassment.

Sweaty Teddy Nugent is a non-educated (i opted out of using uneducated for a reason) opinion spouting stuck in junior high school philosopher. A one hit wonder.

Hey if it's on his preserve and he is breeding to repopulate, and giving meat to the homeless shleters then good on him. I won't fault him for that, but speaking as someone who grew up in rural Canada in a family of hunters (Dad and Brother got a Moose and a Deer last fall, Moose this fall and perhaps a deer before the season closes), who respects firearms in the hands of those who have learned how to use them safely and those who hunt responsibly... anyone who thinks what he does on his preserve is "hunting" is an idiot. The damn things on his ranch are barely wild from what I've heard.

twotowner: FourBlackBars: Ted Nugent is the best example of why musicians shouldn't talk politics.



uh, yeah, right.

/hotlinked for your viewing pleasure

Oh yeah--way worse than him. Can you really imagine a worse federal response to katrina?