What did Duff claim now?

/what?
//who the fark is that?

Who belongs to the boobies with him in that pic?

Brooks you suck, you farking suck

What has nine arms and sucks? Guns 'n' Roses! No wait a moment...

The word "former" is missing from that headline.

Seattle's like Portland's utter wreck of an older brother who lives in the attic and listens to Alice in Chains and doesn't wash himself. Nobody wins up there because everybody wants to die up there. Consider yourself lucky, La Russa.

Fark you, Brooks.

/a rebuilding team is better off without La Russa anyway

Seattle's like Portland's utter wreck of an older brother who lives in the attic and listens to Alice in Chains and doesn't wash himself. Nobody wins up there because everybody wants to die up there.

Translation; "In a past life I couldn't get hired for any of the good paying, white-collar tech jobs all throughout Seattle, so I'm going to regurgitate nonsense so I feel better about myself."

That headline would have made an awesome shirt

Killer Cars: Seattle's like Portland's utter wreck of an older brother who lives in the attic and listens to Alice in Chains and doesn't wash himself. Nobody wins up there because everybody wants to die up there.

EXACTLY!!!! Nobody should move here. Ever. Stay away. Seattle sucks. It rains all the time and traffic sucks. We don't have NBA anymore, and all of our other teams suck. The local music scene is bad too. Bad place. Nobody wants to live here. Especially in all those farking condos they keep building. Move to Portland instead, or stay in California.

In this article: Lowbrow internet writer making $12/hour bashes a city he's never been to.

Yay for journalistic integrity. We Seattleites will kindly ask you to stop using and product our fine city has produced.

Also, get off Portland's nuts.

Epiphany: Brooks you suck, you farking suck

Amen.

How can it be 2008 and this guy still runs a site that looks like a monkey put it together and hosted it on geocities? Hey Brooks: Add some animated "Under Construction" .gifs to really spice things up.

thermo: Killer Cars: Seattle's like Portland's utter wreck of an older brother who lives in the attic and listens to Alice in Chains and doesn't wash himself. Nobody wins up there because everybody wants to die up there.

EXACTLY!!!! Nobody should move here. Ever. Stay away. Seattle sucks. It rains all the time and traffic sucks. We don't have NBA anymore, and all of our other teams suck. The local music scene is bad too. Bad place. Nobody wants to live here. Especially in all those farking condos they keep building. Move to Portland instead, or stay in California.

This mane speaks the truth. Stay away!!! If you're already here, and you moved from California, go back! You just caught us on an off day/week/year... You'll hate it this time next year I promise! Go back to dah choppah!

FAIL tag is for the subby. Duff isn't a part of Gn'R anymore.

Jeebus Farking Christ.
I swore I would never click on another SBB link, but as a lifelong (albeit drunken) Cardinals fan, I was compelled.



/Fark LaRussa
//Leave Dave Duncan in St. Louis, and go bat your pitchers in the 8th spot for some other team.
///Hall of fame manager? Yes. Time to go? Hell yes.
////Obama - Oquendo '09!

Plus, LaRussa wouldn't like it here.

No Steak'n'Shake.

No White Castle.

/Could go for some sliders right now...
//Double bacon cheeseburgers FTW!

Seattle can have that mook, especially after the last 2 months of the 2008 season were such an emabarassment...

/The guy with the .093 Larussa jersey looks like an attention whore²
//it's still funny as shiat

its not news ..its farkbybrooks

mandatory 10 links a day from brooks that are always stolen articles from espn

Slash's autobiography is pretty interesting, btw...

Duff isn't GNR's bass player; Tommy Stinson is.

they can take LaRussa, no talent drunk. I've seen that guy at some bars downtown before, total tool.

/Laughed in his face when they lost the game right after the ring ceremony in 2007.

russtcb: Duff isn't GNR's bass player; Tommy Stinson is.

GNR = Axl, Duff, Izzy, Slash, and Matt

GNR != Axl and some random douchebags

This band has had more line changes than an NHL game. WTF is a "Bumblefoot" anyway? "Appetite" was awesome, "Lies" was so-so, and from there it was all downhill.