She and Janet Jackson and Axl Rose and Amy Winehouse and reunited Zeppelin should all get together, do a tour.

I'd wear that headline

I much preferred the head-shaving, chain-smoking, child-abusing, pussy-showing, coke-snorting, paparazzi-striking, dirtbag-farking Britney.

But that's just me.

She's still alive?

Over.

Learn the word, biatch.

Atomic Spunk: I much preferred the head-shaving, chain-smoking, child-abusing, pussy-showing, coke-snorting, paparazzi-striking, dirtbag-farking Britney.

But that's just me.

Me too. The harvest this year is gonna be awful.

Last years' model of Britney Spears was pretty fat and ugly.

The 2008 model looks pretty good though. I'd love to slide into one of those.

Beatle_Matt: Last years' model of Britney Spears was pretty fat and ugly.

The 2008 model looks pretty good though. I'd love to slide into one of those.

I agree, the 2008 model seems to have more space in the trunk and that's important to me becuase I have a lot of junk I would like to put back there. Last year's model went through way too much fuel and cheetos.

HoofArted: Beatle_Matt: Last years' model of Britney Spears was pretty fat and ugly.

The 2008 model looks pretty good though. I'd love to slide into one of those.

I agree, the 2008 model seems to have more space in the trunk and that's important to me becuase I have a lot of junk I would like to put back there. Last year's model went through way too much fuel and cheetos.

I actually spit coke on my keyboard....jerk!!

:)

At first I thought "dupe" then I realized I saw that headline on Gawker this morning Link (new window)

Thanks for explaining in the headline. Now I don't have to RTFA. I also don't get to chuckle at how your headline relates to the article, though.

Second opinion needed.

/would let her have sex with me

She's almost officially hot again.

Cept her vag is like a carport.

FarKnight: She's almost officially hot again.

Cept her vag is like a carport.

Poorly lit with a puddle of oil on the bottom?

limpbalzak: FarKnight: She's almost officially hot again.

Cept her vag is like a carport.

Poorly lit with a puddle of oil on the bottom?

Now THAT was funny....

/Thats not oil...

Britney stable?


The master would never relinquish control so easily.

one of the best pics of her evar:

A harvest joke, nice!

You're right about the lacking talent this year. Jamie Lynn is already taken off the board. Who do we have to step up this year? Is it going to be Hannah Montana? I personaly vote for the Osborne girl. She just kind of creeps me out.

Oh, very well ... have her bathed (and medicated) and brought to me.

Barnacles!: one of the best pics of her evar:

Yep. It inspired legions of myspace girls to pose in their underwear too.

Britney Spears now stable enough to be transported on U.S. highways

Still requires an escort vehicle to divert traffic.