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(CBC) Obvious Music rubbers tisk worm pennant spearing toss gum lasting her gym pee tree slayers two cloud four screw prong   (cbc.ca) divider line 71
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cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 05:28:33 PM  
Fish, bananas, old pajamas, Mutton! Beef! and Trout!

 
Father Jack Hacket [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 05:41:39 PM  
that headline reminds me of that twilight zone episode where everyone except one guy suddenly starts speaking a nonsense.

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 05:42:25 PM  
telperion.cult.bg

 
caid-bp7 [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 05:44:15 PM  
I didn't read the article but based on the headline I'm assuming this has something to do with our currently on-going election.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 05:53:56 PM  
Heer Heer, Nubmittah!!

+1

 
pwhp_67 2008-10-14 06:08:16 PM  
So Palin's kids are submitting headlines now?

 
DrBimka 2008-10-14 06:19:12 PM  
That one took me a second, I had to check the article first. Well played, subby

+1

 
Starryeyes [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 06:54:32 PM  
WHAT?

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 06:59:25 PM  
Floss spun!

/Wood lath a grin!

 
50mm [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 07:00:25 PM  
Do they still have live music there? Because I've never heard an ipod which is even on the same scale as a Satyricon show.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 07:56:45 PM  
Translation please.

 
steveo 2008-10-14 08:17:54 PM  
Bat head wine spork old. Cuss unsub bee.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:19:49 PM  
Makes sense if you read the article, but it was still trying too hard. I'd give you +1/2 if I could.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:26:36 PM  
Music lovers risk worm pennant hearing loss from blasting her gym pee trees slayers too loud for too long.

That's as close as I got.

/help!

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:28:33 PM  
permanent

their mp3 players

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:28:49 PM  
jaylectricity:

Music lovers risk
worm pennant hearing loss from blasting her mp3 players too loud for too long.

Closer anyway.

 
Anaxphone [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:29:11 PM  
jaylectricity: Music lovers risk worm pennant hearing loss from blasting her gym pee trees slayers too loud for too long.

That's as close as I got.

/help!


What are "permanent" and "their MP3 players", Alex?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:30:00 PM  
Kome: permanent

their mp3 players


Wow...that really was a stretch. Then again, I'm 7 beers, 2 vodkas, and 2 rums deep.

 
Flying Undead Sheep 2008-10-14 08:30:02 PM  
Music lovers risk permanent hearing loss from blasting their mp3 players too loud for too long.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:31:49 PM  
jaylectricity: Kome: permanent

their mp3 players

Wow...that really was a stretch. Then again, I'm 7 beers, 2 vodkas, and 2 rums deep.


I've been nursing a rum & coke for the past hour, awaiting a call that will make me want to drink straight from the bottle. I'm still fine.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-10-14 08:36:00 PM  
Only MP3 players? I knew holding on to my MD player would pay off eventually!

 
occasionalcontributer 2008-10-14 08:41:22 PM  
um... good job guys. Or you could just check the first line of the article.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 08:43:53 PM  
occasionalcontributer: um... good job guys. Or you could just check the first line of the article.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN CHEATING!!!

 
Inigo_Montoya 2008-10-14 08:44:26 PM  
And with this headline I just bought my first Fark t-shirt.

 
mavrick45 2008-10-14 08:56:19 PM  
meh, by the time im old and deaf
they'll have created replacement ears by then

 
Resin33 2008-10-14 08:58:03 PM  
I am NOT going to google that!

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 09:09:33 PM  
Kurnt plat sporn frim murgler tabernooth.

/spack pellum vanklar

//okstoor?

 
clusterfrak 2008-10-14 09:10:29 PM  
Kome: jaylectricity: Kome: permanent

their mp3 players

Wow...that really was a stretch. Then again, I'm 7 beers, 2 vodkas, and 2 rums deep.

I've been nursing a rum & coke for the past hour, awaiting a call that will make me want to drink straight from the bottle. I'm still fine.


Im a bit tipsy from several beers at the strip club, plus had to change shirts because it had that stripper body spray smell on them. Gotta get sober and smell normal before the wife gets home. Think she'll notice 300 hundred missing from the account?

 
silverfoxrocker 2008-10-14 09:10:49 PM  
I for one prefer having the option of waging war on my eardrums.

 
Oathed 2008-10-14 09:14:36 PM  
Music lovers . Caught sayof blasting MP3 players too loud. Are They deaf or not. EU Says 5-10 percent. CBCNews Looking for decibels -OR- "HELLO, I AM WRITE SINGLE TO LIMIT AND EARING DAMAGE"

 
slayer199 [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 09:18:55 PM  
I just saw Slayer in the headline and thought I'd drop in...

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 10:01:52 PM  
clusterfrak: Im a bit tipsy from several beers at the strip club, plus had to change shirts because it had that stripper body spray smell on them. Gotta get sober and smell normal before the wife gets home. Think she'll notice 300 hundred missing from the account?

Great threadjack! Just tell the biatch you want to look at girls who are much better looking than your wife.

 
clusterfrak 2008-10-14 10:22:39 PM  
jaylectricity: clusterfrak: Im a bit tipsy from several beers at the strip club, plus had to change shirts because it had that stripper body spray smell on them. Gotta get sober and smell normal before the wife gets home. Think she'll notice 300 hundred missing from the account?

Great threadjack! Just tell the biatch you want to look at girls who are much better looking than your wife.


Not like that at all. A friend of mine who just got divorced from and is now marrying a second filopino bride this one 24 years old. To be honest he is a misogynistic dick but he is fun to be around. Any how he wanted to go have some fun and I had work covered so yeah I tagged along drank and got a few lap dances. At 40 and still subject to peer pressure. And every dancer I got a lap dance from went on about how they are going to community college and what they planned on doing, as if I gave a damn.

 
pattonx [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 10:31:08 PM  
Wow, this is probably the best headline t-shirt yet.

www.joethepeacock.com

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 10:36:57 PM  
jaylectricity: Music lovers risk worm pennant hearing loss from blasting her gym pee trees slayers too loud for too long.

That's as close as I got.

/help!


WHAT?!

jaylectricity: jaylectricity:

Music lovers risk worm pennant hearing loss from blasting her mp3 players too loud for too long.

Closer anyway.


OKAY!

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 10:37:43 PM  
silverfoxrocker: I for one prefer having the option of waging war on my eardrums.

YEAH!

 
Sherjo311 2008-10-14 10:46:16 PM  
i dnrtfa, i just came here to say seahawks fan cooks burger for steelers fan spits in it, ends up charging missing most of the burger and loses anyway

 
boris3141 2008-10-14 11:17:03 PM  
I like to think that I would have understood this headline better had I been sober.

 
nicoffeine 2008-10-14 11:31:23 PM  
Cubs World Series Winners.

 
meoldchina 2008-10-15 12:25:52 AM  
I came here for "her gym pee" and am leaving disappointed.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-10-15 01:51:16 AM  
meoldchina: I came here for "her gym pee" and am leaving disappointed.

the pics I could post would get me a lifetime bannination ...

 
dmax 2008-10-15 02:33:10 AM  

 
dmax 2008-10-15 02:33:45 AM  
whoops - ignore that post above


i25.photobucket.com

 
picturescrazy 2008-10-15 03:19:25 AM  
dmax: whoops - ignore that post above

Nookin pe nub?

/pabo wee miff pwonow sing it. I'm dwunk as a skuckin funk

 
LordPistachio 2008-10-15 03:19:46 AM  
headline = awesome

 
atar.axia 2008-10-15 04:10:29 AM  
FTFA:Next year, European regulators will consider lowering the legal limit of 100 decibels for MP3 players, Kearns said.

In 2006, Apple altered its iPod design to limit the volume on its digital music players following complaints and a lawsuit in the U.S. that charged the music players may cause hearing loss.


R.I.P.
Personal Responsibility

 
Chronomorte 2008-10-15 06:31:18 AM  
pwhp_67: So Palin's kids are submitting headlines now?

Let's see,

too dumb to figure out headline? Check
comment irrelevant to thread? Check
desire to flaunt political bias to look cool in front of others? Check

Conclusion: You are probably someone it would suck to know.

 
Geekette [TotalFark] 2008-10-15 06:31:36 AM  
clusterfrak: Think she'll notice 300 hundred missing from the account?

No more than you'll miss 1/2 of your assets.

 
assimilateur 2008-10-15 07:37:16 AM  
atar.axia: R.I.P.
Personal Responsibility


You notice it now that personal responsibility was dead?

 
PYROY 2008-10-15 08:12:42 AM  
Nose Army.

 
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