That's silly. Dogs don't like heavy metal.
My golden retriever has "Girl From Ipanema" playing in an endless loop in her tiny brain all day long.

Master of puppies is pulling your string

dog's love metal, look at Caninus
http://www.myspace.com/caninus

AIMED AT YOU
WE'RE THE CANINES FROM HELL

Lots of growling, yelping, drums that sound like the drummer is playing an actual pile of dogshiat...should sound like most metal albums.

Fight Fido with Fido.

/Approves

"We want to make record for fish, cause fish gots no good metal to listen to..."

Came for the dethklok

How about an industrial album written from a dog's point of view? The original concept for the band Skinny Puppy was exactly that.

Any songs about sniffing butts, licking balls, eating garbage and getting stuck farking a biatch?


/DNRTFA

'A-Cur-Said'?

irockalot: Lots of growling, yelping, drums that sound like the drummer is playing an actual pile of dogshiat...should sound like most metal death-core albums.

Don't mistake that shiatty genre as "most" metal.

This is nothing compared to Dan Swano's album about Tintin.

Italian avant-garde metallers

Aaaand that was all I needed to read.

To quote Frank Zappa, "Here Fido, Here Fido"

thegauntlet: dog's love metal, look at Caninus
http://www.myspace.com/caninus

I did not expect to be beaten to that. Awesome :)

Damn. Thought this might have been The Red Chord. Dreaming in dog years, The 'Doggie apocalypse'? Anyone?


/never trust a human
//looks like guy sold out old bud
///and it's not gonna be alright, and it's not gonna be okay.

Your dog wants headphones

the Ace of Spayeds?

Cool. At least it's slightly more original than 90% of what most metal bands put out nowadays.

mekkab: the Ace of Spayeds?

Nice!

thegauntlet: dog's love metal, look at Caninus
http://www.myspace.com/caninus

came for this reference. I leave satisfied.

Freedom-Endured: I did not expect to be beaten to that. Awesome :)

Same here. I've never met ANYONE who's heard of this band.

There's another metal band with a parrot on lead vocals, I think. From what I remember, they suck.

I can't wait for this album. This band is fantastic.

Skinny Puppy unavailable for comment.

bigbottom: To quote Frank Zappa, "Here Fido, Here Fido"

lol I was listening to Roxy and Elsewhere yesterday! I love that part when they try to lure Frunobulax out of the cave!

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

mekkab
the Ace of Spayeds?

I'm on record as being one who despises puns, but that's outstanding.

/A nod of approval in your direction, sir.

thegauntlet: dog's love metal, look at Caninus
http://www.myspace.com/caninus

That is simply beyond awesome... thank you!!!

It's metal. It wouldn't be about steak. It would be about screwing biatches and licking yourself BECAUSE YOU CAN.

Parrots love the metal too!

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thegauntlet: dog's love metal, look at Caninus
http://www.myspace.com/caninus

i, for one, welcome our new death metal canine overlords

Anyone for snake metal?

You know what happens when you get music from a dog's eye view? Everything falls apart.

This is the best thing any group of Italians has done since they drug Mussolini through the streets and danced on his corpse.

Ohh, and The Sopranos. That was good too.

So we've come full circle, then? Metal is just a self-parody again now? Sigh.