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(Starpulse) Obvious Jessica Simpson laughs off engagement rumors, multisyllabic words   (starpulse.com) divider line 14
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vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2008-10-13 09:48:43 PM  
Wil would like to remind everyone that he has friends in the business who have worked with her, and they all say she is smart and nice.

/also, he has a quantum bridge for sale in the Brookline system

 
Teh_Stu [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-14 06:17:41 AM  
I'd sack it.

 
zymurgist 2008-10-14 07:53:47 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
mdbuff12 2008-10-14 08:58:13 AM  
Yeah, like daddy Joe would ever let her marry anyone but him. I see them together and think of the line from Vacation when they're meeting the cousins and the girl says "Daddy says I french kiss the best!"

 
Marisyana 2008-10-14 09:04:35 AM  
A Texas daddy's dream--marrying his little girl to the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. A redneck Princess Diana, if you will.

 
Chakro 2008-10-14 09:19:45 AM  
"polysyllabic" ones too.

 
jejpu 2008-10-14 09:25:08 AM  
Marisyana: A Texas daddy's dream--marrying his little girl to the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. A redneck Princess Diana, if you will.

Dude, that's funny.
Why hasn't Disney made a cartoon movie about Princess Di yet?

 
Marisyana 2008-10-14 09:59:30 AM  
jejpu:
Dude, that's funny.
Why hasn't Disney made a cartoon movie about Princess Di yet?

Haven't figured out a way to cover up the affairs, anorexia and car crash, but if anyone can do it it's Disney.

 
Farky McSpanksalot 2008-10-14 01:37:23 PM  
I came here for hot pics of Tony's GF and was disappointed.

 
Kiddo Young [TotalFark] 2008-10-14 06:21:14 PM  
Farky McSpanksalot: I came here for hot pics of Tony's GF and was disappointed.

Here you go, dude.
i250.photobucket.com
www.poster.net
www.otchat.com

 
strangeguitar 2008-10-14 08:07:03 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

 
lilwizard77 2008-10-14 11:35:32 PM  
Just saw her at Lowe's Motor Speedway before the Bank of America 500, she was looking good to me.

 
blogwiz 2008-10-15 01:05:17 AM  
she maybe dumb as dirt but when it comes to sexy she has it all and in all the right places too!

 
IAmSofaKingWeToddEd 2008-10-15 05:30:06 AM  
I will be checking this thread periodically for good Jessica Simpson pics...don't disappoint, fellas

 
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