Is it me, or does Junior not sound so good no more?

a song written in response to critics who said he wasn't living up to the legend of his father, Hank Williams Senior

And now re-written to prove the critics' point.

Hank, why do you drink?
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
Hank, why must you fark up them ol' songs that you wrote?

pootsie: Is it me, or does Junior not sound so good no more?

"No more"? And no, that's not a comment on the grammar...he's always sounded like shiat.

Hank Williams III, however, has to be a huge honkin' Obama supporter. I only know of three right-wing punks and Johnny Ramone is dead, so we're down to Jerry "I'm a Bigger Sell-Out than Johnny Rotten and I Suck without Danzig" Only and Joe "I'm Quitting the Warped Tour Because Fat Mike Made Fun of Me for Being a Republican WAAAAAAAAH" Escalante of The Vandals.

"This old union's got problems. That is plain to see. The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, just like 1-2-3. The bankers didn't want to make all those bad loans. But Bill Clinton said "you got to!" Now they want to bail out. What I'm talking about, is a democrat liberal hoodoo!"

I see he's appealing to the inbred hillbilly retard vote. Stay classy Hank.

I just cant wait to post this
nov. 5th

Objectesticle: I just cant wait to post this
nov. 5th

Abstruse

I never said he would win I just said I cant wait to post it

Objectesticle: Abstruse

I never said he would win I just said I cant wait to post it

Meh, I'm just sick of actually trying to make logical and well thought arguments and having them either completely ignored or to them be totally misquoted to make some point completely in the left field from where I actually am.

Therefore, I'm now only debating with silly pictures. Hell, most of the arguments I see online can be refuted with the wisdom from bumper stickers...

Objectesticle: Abstruse

I never said he would win I just said I cant wait to post it

Ok, that was LOL-worthy.

+1

Objectesticle: I just cant wait to post this
nov. 5th

Can you walk me through your thought process on that please? Seriously. Even hardcore conservatives like Kristol sees it as a sinking ship, yet people like you somehow think he's going to win. How so?

Does this guy do ANYTHING but reword old songs anymore?

Can we get this thread back to the topic of Hank Williams Jr being a drunken incontinet fad-whore?

God bless wise cowboys

I can't understand why anyone ever thought he was any good in the first place...

I'm just so glad that Geezer/Twinkie '08 finally found a song they won't be told to stop using.

I thought conservatives were against drug use?

"Can we get this thread back to the topic of Hank Williams Jr being a drunken incontinet fad-whore?"



thats a bad thing? now get off my lawn!! burp

Abstruse:

Even as an Obama supporter, that first picture just makes me consider how stupid the electoral college is.

use yes, excess not so much (just don't tell anyone)

This is beautifull!

After all the artists who have come out and stated how pissed they are that McCain used their music, the republicans come up with Hank Williams Jr.

How fitting! You're usually impaired when you listen to Hank, and have to be impaired to vote for McCain/Palin.

Objectesticle: I just cant wait to post this
nov. 5th

What's he going to win? Bingo night?

So...why is Folksy such a big asset as to becoming or appealing to people to vote for your choice as President? Foghorn Leghorn is folksy. We do not want Foghorn Leghorn for Pres....well not again.

The McCain supporter comments after that article scare the hell out of me.

"Liberal elitist" truly is a euphemism for "gots more book learnin' than 'yall."

7thVeil: The McCain supporter comments after that article scare the hell out of me.

"Liberal elitist" truly is a euphemism for "gots more book learnin' than 'yall."

I've noticed a pretty serious decline in the evident IQ of McCain suppoters in the past month or so. Once Palin started opening her mouth, the smart ones started shutting theirs.

Look who we're left with here on Fark. Guys like Danlpoon who rarely have anything relevent to say.


It'll take an act of Diebold for the republicans to win this time.

Hank's not lookin' so good these days. It'd be a shame if he drunkenly blew chunks of half-digested Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast and rancid Budweiser down Palin's blouse.

/damn shame, that'd be.

Coming in about 60 days:
If McCain would've won we woulda had it made...

jcooli09:
It'll take an act of Diebold for the republicans to win this time.

If Obama goes into the election with an 8+ point lead and loses, i'm guessing some seriously bad things are going to happen.

pootsie: Is it me, or does Junior not sound so good no more?

Err, was there ever a time that he sounded good?

That apple fell REAL far off the tree. I don't think he would've gotten anywhere in the music business if his father hadn't been an icon.

moralpanic: jcooli09:
It'll take an act of Diebold for the republicans to win this time.

If Obama goes into the election with an 8+ point lead and loses, i'm guessing some seriously bad things are going to happen.

This is the main reason I hear people use for voting early here in Ohio. The convinience is great, but it's a better than fair bet that the Diebold machines are tweaked.

After the past eight years, how could anyone in their right mind vote for McCain? I just don't get it.

♫ Sho nuff about election time
The Rethugs will all lose their minds
When Barack wins they'll all be spent and fail bound.♫

Yes, yes. But what of Kid Rock? I don't know how to vote yet!!!

Yeah, but Hank III rocks!

I don't remember the lyrics to "Family Tradition", but am I right in thinking that when he "re-wrote" the lyrics, he completely screwed up the meter of the song? Some of the lines have 5 or 6 more syllables than it seems they should have.

Yup. I'm no country music scientist and your fancy words like "meter" scare me a little, but I think you may be right.

"Are you ready for some CLEEE-SHAYS!!"

jcooli09: It'll take an act of Diebold for the republicans to win this time.

I don't know if there are enough Diebolds out there to count all the votes from ACORN registrees.

Oh no, I've lost all respecHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a hack.

/Doing things that are bad for you = old family tradition.

I love Hank Williams Jr.

Ah Hank Jr., proof that talent can skip a generation....

Heard about this on NPR this morning on the drive in. One of the other guys in my carpool has been on the fence; he doesn't like either of the candidates. When he heard the little 15 second sound byte of Junior braying, he turned to me and said "Well, that decides it. I'm voting Obama." I'm pretty sure he was joking (mostly), but wouldn't it be nice?

Hank Williams is (was) awesome.

Jr. is a full blown waterhead.

Interesting how people here revere a musician until they spout a political opinion they disagree with.

Stay Classy KOS'ers Farkers.

Martstar: Ah Hank Jr., proof that talent can skip a generation....

Martstar, I just came here to type the exact same thing you wrote, and then I saw your post, after I typed mine.

Amen brother.

I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a Republican can survive
Republicans can survive

What's with the Cornelius Griffin jersey, anyway? NoVa's gonna go deep blue, and so will DC - pandering to Skins fans will get you nowhere.

// smitty
// finally got one on the politics tab
// toughest tab to get a green on, IMHO

This is his most savvy political statement since "Don't give us a reason." But will the left-wing liberal media give him his due?

Hank Senior was a musical god.

That is all.