... so do you drink it or pour it into the tank?

How did this get green?

blkhwk86: How did this get green?

I'm guessing it was greenlit because it's hilarious. (No, I'm not the subby.)

Well that's... amusing?

I'd like to say that it was biting satire, but really it just got a small inward chuckle out of me. Still, it's not like I was doing anything better at the time.

blkhwk86: How did this get green?

Drew gave up Heineken and is strictly drink 91 octane. Figured his brain cells weren't dying fast enough.

Now that right there is an awesomely written headline.

Psumek: blkhwk86: How did this get green?

Drew gave up Heineken and is strictly drink 91 octane. Figured his brain cells weren't dying fast enough.

Or he may be wanting to go faster. i totally didn't get this was satire initially. Now i get why it's green.

/is having Yerba Mate withdrawal
//needs....more....yerba mate stat

Very satirical without being overly bitter or banging you over the head with its message. A+++ would click again!

Damn the snobbery. I'm a jeans & tshirt guy so I'm happy swilling ethanol-blended reglurrrrr from Wawa.

So when do they have offset fuel for Al Gore's private jet that burns more fuel in a single trip than a SUV does before the warranty runs out?

Nice.

*Clicks on "add to cart"*

Sorry. This product is only available to qualifying customers.
To qualify, have your people contact us.

Heh.

Well, you can fuel some of the people some of the time...

:) :)

Very well done. Would make for good 'shopdropping' items...

fappomatic: Damn the snobbery. I'm a jeans & tshirt guy so I'm happy swilling ethanol-blended reglurrrrr from Wawa.

It's pronouced "Iawa"
/Proud citizen of Iawa
//Try our vintage ethanol Plus

Barakku: fappomatic: Damn the snobbery. I'm a jeans & tshirt guy so I'm happy swilling ethanol-blended reglurrrrr from Wawa.

It's pronouced "Iawa"
/Proud citizen of Iawa
//Try our vintage ethanol Plus

Wawa is an East Coast chain of stores. But pass me that bottle opener....I'd rather drink yours anyway!

Very refined.

But pass me that bottle opener....

You won't need one. Just untwist the screw-top for Gasohol :)

Was disappointed by the Secret Reserve Helicopter & Limousine Fuel.

People who can only afford reciprocating engine helicopters are the
wrong sort of clientele for fine fuels like these.

They should be ashamed of even offering it.

The title "Chavez" over the Chevron logo is sort of confusing . . .

carrot: But pass me that bottle opener....

You won't need one. Just untwist the screw-top for Gasohol :)

Hey ya'll...watch this! Somebody hold mah gasoline!

So wait you can drink Yacht fuel???

I always thought that it was bad for you...

I wish I'd thought of that. It's brilliant.

Class warfare. Classy.

Oh, wait. It's fake.

I clearly cannot trust my fuel selection to a company that pictures a turbine-engine helicopter in its description of a reciprocating-engine fuel.

When I get my helicopter, I shall certainly be shopping elsewhere.

I understand Soylent jet fuel is being developed for use in developing countries.

Has anyone clicked on the website? Is it a joke??

ladyway905: Has anyone clicked on the website? Is it a joke??

Whoooooooosh!

Also, check out the "Liquid Innovations" link in the bottom left corner for more silliness.

Oh my God, that's brilliant. Well done, subby.

That's hot!
/zilch

FTFA

"The lubricants, mild and unobtrusive, are perfectly integrated, especially in the finish."

giggity

ladyway905: Has anyone clicked on the website? Is it a joke??

No, it's for real. I just bought some for my roflcopter

My brother wanted to buy some. Hell, I'd buy some. Looks like a great conversation starter.

I need some meatWater.

Awwww... I really wanted that Gazprom Caspian 2008, too! I don't have any people, tho. *pout*

/Dude, it's a must-have! It's Putin!
//runs to hunt people

JesterGirl: img.photobucket.com

You're doing it wrong. Rag goes around the bottle, not in it, unless you don't like your hands anymore.

/just made the terrorist watch list

Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.

I can't be the only one who looked at the stitching on the shirtcuffs and thought "there's no way someone truly advertising such a product would wear such a cheap shirt". I mean, come on, we are Farkers.

/Can I?
//Yes, I get it as satire, and find it somewhat funny.

olstyn Quote 2008-10-12 08:05:35 PM
blkhwk86: How did this get green?

I'm guessing it was greenlit because it's hilarious. (No, I'm not the subby.)


Yes, it's funny but cutting and pasting a headline from the story is pretty weak.

/it's not plagiarism it's farkgiarism ?

It's the same guys who brought us .
meatwater. (new window)

The joke is on us. We been using that stuff in our tanks for the longest time already. Hasn't anyone noticed the price to fill up a tank is about the same as a very good bottle of wine? Or a few cases at least?

If I could, I would run my car on batteries.

Lumoclear: The joke is on us. We been using that stuff in our tanks for the longest time already. Hasn't anyone noticed the price to fill up a tank is about the same as a very good bottle of wine? Or a few cases at least?

If I could, I would run my car on batteries.

That can't be good for the tires...

bingethinker: Well, you can fuel some of the people some of the time...

groan

Lumoclear: The joke is on us. We been using that stuff in our tanks for the longest time already. Hasn't anyone noticed the price to fill up a tank is about the same as a very good bottle of wine? Or a few cases at least?


My current choice of inexpensive white is $8.99 a 750 ml bottle, or $45.30 a gallon. Filling the tank would cost almost $725.
Getting tanked, though is a lot cheaper.

There's always boxes wine, though. 11.99 a 3l, which means over $241 to fill the tank.

Lumoclear We been using that stuff in our tanks for the longest time already. Hasn't anyone noticed the price to fill up a tank is about the same as a very good bottle of wine? Or a few cases at least?

I think you either have a very large tank or a very accommodating taste in wine.

I'm afraid the Opec Ultra didn't meet my expectations. I enjoyed the hints of Methylcyclopentadienyl manganese tricarbonyl, but found the naphthalene aftertaste excessive for a city-driving fuel.