OMG these mugshots rock. I'm always pretty desperate in the sexlife but I don't think the beer goggles could make me want some.

In other news, men in Chattanooga are the most desperate men on the planet.

Good Lord!

I bet she takes out her teeth before fellatio.

Perhaps crack smoking makes other's look better. 'Cause guys who paid for this must have been smoking some crack.

These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

I had to peek to see which ones were the guys. I would have guessed a couple of them were male who weren't.

i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.

Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.



/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.

AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.



/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.

nah i smurfed her real good

MonkeyVegetables: i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

I came here to say THIS.

/carry on

prositutes?

deadapostle: DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.

It seems I spoke too soon. The mods are Gods.

deadapostle: It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.

Well I've seen that change if enough folks participate and vote it up.

I would hit #13. But i'd make sure to double bag it first.

AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.

That or she likes to stare into toaster slots from a distance of 3 cm.

Is the one in the upper left of Kona's post the sister of the glue sniffing Warriors guy?

Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga spooge crew?

AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.



/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.

MonkeyVegetables: i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

My thoughts exactly

So, which ones are men?

AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Its never lupus.


/what's the over/under on number of men?
//I'll take the over

Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Could be Rosecea too.

Can we please have some pretty hooker/escort eyebleach please? These wo/men weren't beaten by the ugly stick, they teamed up and kicked it's ass.

/a lot of them looked kinda alike around the eyes, were they related? Someone didn't pay off Boss Hogg most likely.

They could all be men....

DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

I can't wait to see that!

The saddest part? The guy-in-pigtails was one of the more feminine-looking "women".

What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

SBinRR: So, which ones are men?

THIS

Mother of God!

Nasty, that is really bad.

man them are some lovely creatures.
NOT even with your dick...

FTFA:
"Lolita Lawrence, 41"

Yay! What a great game: Guess the Man!

Also...why on earth would anyone have sex with these people, let alone pay for it? Anyone have an explanation? Because I seriously think I will never understand. I mean, even if you were desperate, surely there is a desperate woman in a bar somewhere, right? Is it really necessary to stoop to this level?

Feltonl: man them are some lovely creatures.
NOT even with your dick...

OR COCK!

This is the most semi-decent one, assuming her face wasn't busted...

4 and 9 are men

/wait was it 21 ppl arrested?

I like the classmates.com ad with the girls blowing kisses.

Hope you got served with that.

runningwiz: What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

The lawmakers live 1.75 miles away.

Wabash: I would hit #13. But i'd make sure to double bag it first.

She is definitely the most hittable, however a double bag creates too much friction between the two layers of latex thus increasing the risk for breakage.

/The more you know.

Samsaran: Desperation and despair are not pretty.

Yes but they make excellent Fark-fodder! I love these threads. I imagine that makes me a bad person but I'm ok with it.

not a single one passes the Nebraska Holiday Inn test.

That link coulda used a couple of these warning signs

runningwiz: What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

Duh, everyone knows child molesters melt into a puddle of goo if they move more than 1.5 miles from their evil lair.

felix_golden: AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Its never lupus.


/what's the over/under on number of men?
//I'll take the over

So you like to be on top?