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(The Chattanoogan) Amusing Just another day in Chattanooga as 21 are arrested in a prostitution sting. Fark: two of them were men dressed as women. (w/ do not want mugshots)   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 167
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kona [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:31:06 PM  
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incarcerated 2008-10-12 03:33:33 PM  
OMG these mugshots rock. I'm always pretty desperate in the sexlife but I don't think the beer goggles could make me want some.

 
sullyman 2008-10-12 03:39:01 PM  
In other news, men in Chattanooga are the most desperate men on the planet.

 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:40:18 PM  
Good Lord!

 
Complicit [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:43:18 PM  
images.chattanoogan.com

I bet she takes out her teeth before fellatio.

 
incarcerated 2008-10-12 03:46:15 PM  
Perhaps crack smoking makes other's look better. 'Cause guys who paid for this must have been smoking some crack.

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:53:59 PM  
These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

 
Caulfield 2008-10-12 03:54:36 PM  
I had to peek to see which ones were the guys. I would have guessed a couple of them were male who weren't.

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:55:24 PM  
i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:23:00 PM  
DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:23:35 PM  
Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

images.chattanoogan.com

/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:28:58 PM  
AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.



/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.


nah i smurfed her real good

 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:32:35 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

I came here to say THIS.

/carry on

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:38:24 PM  
prositutes?

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:49:08 PM  
deadapostle: DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.


It seems I spoke too soon. The mods are Gods.

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:04:40 PM  
deadapostle: It's a shame that the challenge was redlit. I even picked out my whore.

Well I've seen that change if enough folks participate and vote it up.

 
Wabash 2008-10-12 05:06:21 PM  
I would hit #13. But i'd make sure to double bag it first.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:07:57 PM  
AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.


That or she likes to stare into toaster slots from a distance of 3 cm.

 
MedTek 2008-10-12 05:08:55 PM  
Is the one in the upper left of Kona's post the sister of the glue sniffing Warriors guy?

 
bearded clamorer 2008-10-12 05:09:18 PM  
Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga spooge crew?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:09:20 PM  
AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.



/Female friend of mine got diagnosed with lupus sometime back.


i3.photobucket.com

 
Studson 2008-10-12 05:09:29 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: i find it hard to believe only 2 were men

My thoughts exactly

 
SBinRR 2008-10-12 05:09:40 PM  
So, which ones are men?

 
felix_golden 2008-10-12 05:09:47 PM  
AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Its never lupus.


/what's the over/under on number of men?
//I'll take the over

 
HoneyDog 2008-10-12 05:10:56 PM  
Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Could be Rosecea too.

 
Carl Sagan's Ghost 2008-10-12 05:11:10 PM  
Can we please have some pretty hooker/escort eyebleach please? These wo/men weren't beaten by the ugly stick, they teamed up and kicked it's ass.

/a lot of them looked kinda alike around the eyes, were they related? Someone didn't pay off Boss Hogg most likely.

 
DutchGuy 2008-10-12 05:11:11 PM  
They could all be men....

 
Farkin'round 2008-10-12 05:12:18 PM  
DarkJohnson: These inspired me to post a Photoshop challenge!

I can't wait to see that!

 
StandsWithAFist 2008-10-12 05:13:09 PM  
The saddest part? The guy-in-pigtails was one of the more feminine-looking "women".

 
Farkin'round 2008-10-12 05:13:30 PM  
bp2.blogger.com

 
runningwiz 2008-10-12 05:13:36 PM  
What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-12 05:15:28 PM  
SBinRR: So, which ones are men?

THIS

 
kenchie 2008-10-12 05:16:33 PM  
Mother of God!

 
Hick [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:16:52 PM  
Nasty, that is really bad.

 
Feltonl 2008-10-12 05:16:58 PM  
man them are some lovely creatures.
NOT even with your dick...

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:16:58 PM  
FTFA:
"Lolita Lawrence, 41"

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
another girl 2008-10-12 05:17:08 PM  
Yay! What a great game: Guess the Man!

Also...why on earth would anyone have sex with these people, let alone pay for it? Anyone have an explanation? Because I seriously think I will never understand. I mean, even if you were desperate, surely there is a desperate woman in a bar somewhere, right? Is it really necessary to stoop to this level?

images.chattanoogan.com

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:17:33 PM  
Feltonl: man them are some lovely creatures.
NOT even with your dick...


OR COCK!

 
crazynickstyle 2008-10-12 05:18:05 PM  
i36.tinypic.com

This is the most semi-decent one, assuming her face wasn't busted...

 
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben 2008-10-12 05:18:10 PM  
www.upload3r.com
It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!!!

 
FarkingMonday 2008-10-12 05:18:45 PM  
4 and 9 are men

/wait was it 21 ppl arrested?

 
cranched 2008-10-12 05:19:21 PM  
I like the classmates.com ad with the girls blowing kisses.

Hope you got served with that.

 
Shrapnel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:22:19 PM  
runningwiz: What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

The lawmakers live 1.75 miles away.

 
Claudia Chafer [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:23:24 PM  
Wabash: I would hit #13. But i'd make sure to double bag it first.

She is definitely the most hittable, however a double bag creates too much friction between the two layers of latex thus increasing the risk for breakage.

/The more you know.

 
Jument 2008-10-12 05:23:51 PM  
Samsaran: Desperation and despair are not pretty.

Yes but they make excellent Fark-fodder! I love these threads. I imagine that makes me a bad person but I'm ok with it.

 
Father_Jack 2008-10-12 05:23:57 PM  
not a single one passes the Nebraska Holiday Inn test.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:27:22 PM  
i135.photobucket.com

That link coulda used a couple of these warning signs

 
Jument 2008-10-12 05:28:04 PM  
runningwiz: What I'm trying to figure out is how did lawmakers determine that the key distance from a school is 1 1/2 miles as opposed to 2 miles or 1 1/4 miles?

Duh, everyone knows child molesters melt into a puddle of goo if they move more than 1.5 miles from their evil lair.

 
The Mad Highlander 2008-10-12 05:32:29 PM  
felix_golden: AirForceVet: Hope this woman gets a medical checkup quick. That rash looks like a known symptom of lupus.

Its never lupus.


/what's the over/under on number of men?
//I'll take the over


So you like to be on top?

 
Brown Sauce 2008-10-12 05:37:06 PM  
i37.tinypic.com

 
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