Might as well start it right....

I'd grab her butt. And her boobs. And everything else.

Legal experts say bum-pinchers can be charged with common or even sexual assault.

Oh come on. Women's asses stick out like that for a reason. It's so they can be pinched, slapped, and nibbled.

Yes, a woman who is not in a full suit that covers every inch of her body deserves everything that happens to her.

/at least, according to the headline
//subby from Iran, possibly?

FTFA: Bravely speaking about the attack, Roxanne said: "I was out for a quiet drink with my friend when this guy just came up to me and pinched me on the bottom.

Bravely speaking about the attack? If that's considered "bravery", I think I figured out what happened to the British Empire.

Ugh..

The guy who pinched her was a creep. She had every right to throw something at him. Men should respect the personal space of women unless the woman gives the okay, no matter how she's dressed. Scanty clothes are not an unspoken consent.

At the same time, if you're not selling, why advertise?

she doesn't deserve it, but what the hell does she expect?

Nobody deserves sexual assault, ever. And certainly, nobody deserves to be assaulted because they're dressed in a suggestive manner. To suggest otherwise is grossly inconsiderate.

In related news, nobody deserves to get hit by a speeding train just because they were walking down the tracks.

SilentStrider: she doesn't deserve it, but what the hell does she expect?

Maybe she expects to be treated like a human being. What the hell is wrong with all of you? Are the Fark attitudes here an indication of society as a whole? If so, I am considering buying some remote house out west some where and live off the land. I've had it with you and your so called society.

BigDumbGuy: Maybe she expects to be treated like a human being. What the hell is wrong with all of you? Are the Fark attitudes here an indication of society as a whole? If so, I am considering buying some remote house out west some where and live off the land. I've had it with you and your so called society.

Drink in rude dude's face = appropriate response.

Police investigation = dumbass response.

I think she's never been to Italy.

BigDumbGuy: Maybe she expects to be treated like a human being. What the hell is wrong with all of you? Are the Fark attitudes here an indication of society as a whole? If so, I am considering buying some remote house out west some where and live off the land. I've had it with you and your so called society.

so men are insensitive sexist pigs, but she shouldn't expect to go out into a world filled with these insensitive sexist pigs, and not get her butt pinched.
I may not deserve to get attacked by a bear, but if I walk around a forest with raw steak strapped to my body, that highly increases the odds.

opiumpoopy: I think she's never been to Italy.

Now you people are bashing Italians because of the stereotype that they are horny perverts? Look, not all Italian males are covered in hair, wear lots of gold chains, are in the Mafia, and have a girlfriend to supplement their wife.

OK, sorry. You were actually sort of defending my point.

Are assjacks anything like Apple Jacks?

dumbasses like that ruin things for the rest of us. women aren't gonna dress trampy if you keep sexually assaulting them, retard

Complicit: Are assjacks anything like Apple Jacks?

I THOUGHT this cereal tasted weird, now I know why...

BigDumbGuy: opiumpoopy: I think she's never been to Italy.

Now you people are bashing Italians because of the stereotype that they are horny perverts? Look, not all Italian males are covered in hair, wear lots of gold chains, are in the Mafia, and have a girlfriend to supplement their wife.

OK, sorry. You were actually sort of defending my point.

While I hate to classify all Italians that way, the ones in Rome were pretty aggressive. I was drafted a few times to pretend I was a jealous boyfriend, and I knew one woman that would pull out a pair of scissors and say "Snip, snip, no bambino" to the ones who didn't take a hint.

Once I had a drink thrown in my face for NOT being attracted to an older, ugly chick. For some reason -when men are attracted to women -they pinch their ass. When women are attracted to men -they throw drinks on them.

It's a strange human mating ritual.

I'm more of a fan of 'brushing up against their boob' in clubs.

Sexual assault? Gimme a break. I have had by ass groped a bunch of times and I never called the police. Just tell him to fark off.

BigDumbGuy: Now you people are bashing Italians because of the stereotype that they are horny perverts? Look, not all Italian males are covered in hair, wear lots of gold chains, are in the Mafia, and have a girlfriend to supplement their wife.

I wasn't suggesting any of the latter. All I wished to imply were that they were all horny (virgin) perverts. And snarfangel's experience is pretty common.

Guys, go to Italy, pick up a hot Italian lady. The Italian guys are not only offensive to women, they all live at home with their mamas until they're 35.

/ Is that enough stereotyping?

And I was agreeing with your point.

SilentStrider: so men are insensitive sexist pigs, but she shouldn't expect to go out into a world filled with these insensitive sexist pigs, and not get her butt pinched.
I may not deserve to get attacked by a bear, but if I walk around a forest with raw steak strapped to my body, that highly increases the odds.

I think you summed it up well.

Crosshair: SilentStrider: so men are insensitive sexist pigs, but she shouldn't expect to go out into a world filled with these insensitive sexist pigs, and not get her butt pinched.
I may not deserve to get attacked by a bear, but if I walk around a forest with raw steak strapped to my body, that highly increases the odds.

I think you summed it up well.

No, I disagree, but instead agree with hockeyfarker. I like when women dress provocatively, even if they're not on the market. It's nice to look at. I don't want these out-of-control douchebags ruining my entertainment. See with your eyes, creep, not with your hands (unless you have prior permission, in which case it's fine).

floor9: In related news, nobody deserves to get hit by a speeding train just because they were walking down the tracks.

I'm going to have to disagree with that. If you're on train tracks and a train sneaks up on you, the human race is better off without you. Yes, I know trains can be relatively quiet. All the more reason to be careful when you're near train tracks.

Well,she WAS asking for it, not having a penis and all...

Look at me! I'm an attention - hey!

I dunno what it has to do with anything but I was in a Barnes and Noble in Denver last spring and the clerk had about 20 piercings in her face; no exaggeration - nose ladder thingy and piercings in lips, cheeks, and eyebrows.

She had a little sign hanging on her that said -"Do not ask me about my piercings."

I wanted to punch her in the face.

I had an elderly Italian gentleman pinch my ass in the Scanza della Segnatura in the Vatican. Hard, like he was popping a zit.

Apparently, not much has changed there since the sixteenth century.

"Just because I am dressed this way does not make me a police officer!"

When I was a child, my dirty old grandfather was sitting with me on a park bench at the mall. Some 'lady' is standing there with her chest all hanging out and he was obliging her with a pretty focused stare.

She turns to him and goes, "pervert".

He cooly responds, "Madam, if you prefer people not to browse your wares... you best close the shutters." The people sitting on the bench near us broke out in laughter and she stormed off all pissed.

One of my greatest memories ever.

Are her tits real or fake? I need expert opinion. I can't tell. For you UK Farkers, is she what you fellows refer to as a "slag"?

He should have decked her after she poured her drink on him.

SilentStrider: so men are insensitive sexist pigs, but she shouldn't expect to go out into a world filled with these insensitive sexist pigs, and not get her butt pinched.
I may not deserve to get attacked by a bear, but if I walk around a forest with raw steak strapped to my body, that highly increases the odds.

Are you suggesting that us men are animals who act according to instinct and have no regard for right/wrong or acceptable behavior in a civilized society?

If I get a boner in public because of the way she dresses, that's excusable and understandable. But if I can't help myself from going and pinching her bum, then I've got problems.

Snarfangel: BigDumbGuy: opiumpoopy: I think she's never been to Italy.

Now you people are bashing Italians because of the stereotype that they are horny perverts? Look, not all Italian males are covered in hair, wear lots of gold chains, are in the Mafia, and have a girlfriend to supplement their wife.

OK, sorry. You were actually sort of defending my point.

While I hate to classify all Italians that way, the ones in Rome were pretty aggressive. I was drafted a few times to pretend I was a jealous boyfriend, and I knew one woman that would pull out a pair of scissors and say "Snip, snip, no bambino" to the ones who didn't take a hint.

My lady friend was offered 100 euros by random middle-aged italian man for "oral services". She was simply sitting at a cafe too. The conversation turned from nice where do you come from/what do you do to "so how many men have you slept with". Upon refusal of his generous offer, he still put 20 euros on her table and wandered off.

floor9: Nobody deserves sexual assault, ever. And certainly, nobody deserves to be assaulted because they're dressed in a suggestive manner. To suggest otherwise is grossly inconsiderate.

A pinch on the bum is not a sexual "assault" - that's way too strong a word to use. Granted, anyone who runs around pinching butts without invitation is rude and unacceptable, but let's not overstate it the way people call annoyances "abuse".

People are way too farking sensitive, and I suspect just itching to clobber to death with an aluminum baseball bat those who are aggravating to them. Tell me, is she recovering from her post-traumatic stress disorder alright, or will we need to bring in a specialist from Johns Hopkins?

Farksake.

She got her butt pinched, which embarrassed her, but few probably witnessed it; she then dumped her drink all over the guy where everyone could see it, delivering upon him the full effect of the embarrassment he visited upon her. Appropriate. Proportional. Effective. End of story.

Certainly not worthy of a lengthy and childish police investigation, and in a thicker-skinned culture, not one worthy of a single kilobyte of attention in the online press.

"Hello? This is 1950 calling submitter."

Richard Pye: Legal experts say bum-pinchers can be charged with common or even sexual assault.

Oh come on. Women's asses stick out like that for a reason. It's so they can be pinched, slapped, and nibbled.

I see you've been talking to my wife... :)

Gadblurn right! That mangy temptress of a whore should have been wearing her burka.

You guys defending the grabbing are playing into the same logic they use in the Middle East to force women behind veils.

Grow up and get some farking personal responsibility.

So I was checking out some girl the other day and she gives me this "Excuse me what are you looking at" Deal. But the biatch was at the grocery store dressed in shorts so tight her ass cheeks where nearly hanging out. It's like what do you expect?

timujin: FTFA: Bravely speaking about the attack, Roxanne said: "I was out for a quiet drink with my friend when this guy just came up to me and pinched me on the bottom.

Bravely speaking about the attack? If that's considered "bravery", I think I figured out what happened to the British Empire.

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire, God would never trust an Englishman in the dark
Duncan Spaeth

And there we have the problem: the sun has set on the British Empire, so God must trust us - but we've just morphed into a bunch of bum-pinching pervs; oh woe is I, for I am nothing more than a fanny-pincher. Still, at least I'm not French.

That is one very misleading headline. Subby failed big time.

This this falls under "assault"? Seriously, an assault??

SilentStrider: she doesn't deserve it, but what the hell does she expect?

Yes, let's go to a bar and expect everyone to be completely sober and respectable. Sounds like a solid plan to me.

Damn, she's got a nice rack.

Surely she assaulted him with her drink?

Grow up and get some farking personal responsibility.

Please define personal responibility from your world. Is someone in this thread the ass grabber?

First hit it pic... way to disappoint me Fark.

classic case of "look but don't touch"

women are masters of paradox

"Can't stop going out half naked" subby?

ok, I only skimmed TFA, but where does it say what she was wearing? It doesn't say whether she was out in a sweatsuit or an evening gown or a thong and pasties, not that any of the above would excuse an unwanted groping.