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(Kansas City) Interesting A group of armed dips going down a rocky road of crime shoot an ice cream truck driver in cold blood. Police vow to work all Sundae until they've got this case licked. Reporters hoping to get the scoop   (kansascity.com) divider line 49
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 02:14:24 PM  
+1, nice headline.

 
Reefer Madness 2008-10-12 02:25:23 PM  
+1

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 02:33:20 PM  
Call the roller of big cigars.

 
sarahlh3 2008-10-12 02:41:31 PM  
Well done, Subby.

 
MsBagel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:35:48 PM  
Sweet headline, Subster.

...Ha!

 
Haoie 2008-10-12 03:38:04 PM  
Those brave boys in blue.

Seriously though, awful crime.

 
The Grinch 2008-10-12 03:38:18 PM  
img379.imageshack.us

 
ignite ice 2008-10-12 03:38:56 PM  
They really fudged that guy up.

 
Chunes 2008-10-12 03:42:28 PM  
Oh god. Anyone else think the headline is way over the top?

 
moondo 2008-10-12 03:43:03 PM  
leave some puns for us subby!! +1

 
N. S. Radieaux 2008-10-12 03:44:00 PM  
I wanted vanilla twist!

 
The Grinch 2008-10-12 03:44:53 PM  
Chunes

Oh god. Anyone else think the headline is way over the top?

Yeah, but you have to admit, subby's got us whipped. There'll be no topping this one.

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-10-12 03:45:05 PM  
And the "interesting" tag was used because????

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:46:38 PM  
That's rich.

 
DarkSoulNoHope 2008-10-12 03:48:17 PM  
N. S. Radieaux: I wanted vanilla twist!

I was waiting for the Assault on Precinct 13 reference, was not disappointed.

/the original was much better than the remake!

 
skinink 2008-10-12 03:48:25 PM  

"About 4:15 p.m., "Turkey in the Straw" still was chiming from the truck while police investigated. They said this is what happened an hour earlier:"


I never knew that that standard ice cream truck tune is actually a tune of racist stereotypes as well. I think I'd rather have the ice cream truck play Helter Skelter instead.


 
oh_noes111 2008-10-12 03:50:13 PM  
I don't know. There's funny and then there's this headlines.

Some young family got gunned down. There are so many bad people that need to have their deaths mocked.

 
00ghost27 2008-10-12 03:52:12 PM  
He took them! HE TOOK THEM ALL!! Damn you!!!

/the puns
//this case isn't vanilla

 
CruJones 2008-10-12 03:52:44 PM  
-1

gave me brain freeze

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:55:10 PM  
chilling.

they just wanted soft serve, but now they'll be serving hard time

and they'll be taking vanilla and chocolate in their waffle cones, if you know what i'm saying (sprinkles and nuts too)

 
moondo 2008-10-12 03:59:25 PM  
medius: chilling.

they just wanted soft serve, but now they'll be serving hard time

and they'll be taking vanilla and chocolate in their waffle cones, if you know what i'm saying (sprinkles and nuts too)

You sir, win sir.

 
KingSingh 2008-10-12 03:59:36 PM  
I'll bet the perps were chocolate-skinned

 
pounddawg 2008-10-12 04:02:17 PM  
Where is the ice cream pic from the other day.

The guy letting the girls lick his cone.

 
srtpointman 2008-10-12 04:02:58 PM  
I believe the proper name for the suspects is "fudge colored".

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:05:46 PM  
did he scream?

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:06:15 PM  
i152.photobucket.com

 
tabula_rasta 2008-10-12 04:06:49 PM  
What will be the outcome? My stomach is churning...

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:07:58 PM  
moondo: You sir, win sir.

just trying to scoop out what subby left at the bottom of the bucket

 
booboopowder 2008-10-12 04:09:48 PM  
srtpointman
I believe the proper name for the suspects is "fudge colored".

or chocolate jimmies

 
nelbuts1 2008-10-12 04:16:34 PM  
Yeah but the evidence was sprinkled all over the place.

 
nelbuts1 2008-10-12 04:18:31 PM  
I always said people have to be nuts to do something like that.

 
The Asshole Guy 2008-10-12 04:32:58 PM  
oh_noes111: I don't know. There's funny and then there's this headlines.

Some young family got gunned down. There are so many bad people that need to have their deaths mocked.

Nobody did die, only the mother and father where hit but I still don't see how it deserves an interesting tag. Sad, yes. But there is nothing interesting about attempted murder.

 
clipperbox 2008-10-12 04:33:14 PM  
i345.photobucket.com

 
danaganooc [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:48:01 PM  
Now that was what I call a sticky situation!

 
ImJustaTroll 2008-10-12 04:59:44 PM  
-1 Subby.

//farking hates puns.
//And the eagles, man.

 
skullorocks 2008-10-12 05:10:52 PM  
-1 because subby tried to hard.

 
Tully Bascombe 2008-10-12 05:19:13 PM  
Control_this: Call the roller of big cigars.

Thanks, I'd forgotten how good he was.

 
cureheis 2008-10-12 05:28:24 PM  
this is ceartainly a cold blooded case, the police better not fudge it and get these nuts. hope they get their arses whipped in jail and enjoy some happy endings and cream these bastards. These guys will be Baskin in a pool of chocalte soft serve by the time their done.........ok ill stop now, I scream "no need to continue this good humour".

 
cureheis 2008-10-12 05:29:36 PM  
Top that.....

 
terroristfistjab 2008-10-12 05:38:35 PM  
I Lollied

 
nuclear_asshat 2008-10-12 05:43:08 PM  
cureheis: Top that.....

www.hogrockcafe.com

Ice Cream is good....

 
spellacopter 2008-10-12 06:13:44 PM  
medius

they just wanted soft serve, but now they'll be serving hard time

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(sorry)

 
HowAboutNo 2008-10-12 06:22:12 PM  
frozen yogurt.

that is all.

 
tenraixtreme 2008-10-12 06:30:56 PM  
Obligatory +1

/pun lover

 
jayday 2008-10-12 07:22:40 PM  
Damn subby, that headline, just sheer PUNishment.

 
ajgeek 2008-10-12 08:49:38 PM  
+1

/golf clap

 
The Ice Cream Man 2008-10-12 08:54:50 PM  
Whew! Glad it wasn't me!

(A little late in the year to sell ice cream, but it was 75 degrees today, in Meeechigan)

 
davynelson 2008-10-12 09:55:14 PM  
U S A!
U S A!

 
Tempted 2008-10-12 10:39:06 PM  
Cops are on the lookout for a bunch of Jimmies

/that's "sprinkles" to the rest of ya

 
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