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(Some Guy) Misc Ugly-ass newborn giraffe born at Memphis zoo. With "awwwww" inspiring pics   (commercialappeal.com) divider line 34
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Skail [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 11:41:31 AM  
I'd be scared if I were that newborn. Mom has a taste for flesh, now. :\

 
Mercutio879 [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 11:54:01 AM  
Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-12 02:47:16 PM  
Eat it

 
strangeguitar 2008-10-12 02:48:46 PM  
What a coincidence. I'm drinking a long neck right now.

 
Ashtrey 2008-10-12 02:50:05 PM  
mercutio879
Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Uncle Frank came to visit.

 
CruJones 2008-10-12 02:52:13 PM  
I always thought Memphis had a surprisingly good zoo.

/and Zoo Rendezvous was awesome
//all the booze and food from the best restaurants in the city you can handle at night. In the zoo

 
Ashtrey 2008-10-12 02:53:20 PM  
Doh, hang on...

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Uncle Frank came to visit.

 
somedane 2008-10-12 02:53:28 PM  
media.commercialappeal.com

That's just too cute. Cute overload :>

 
Je5tEr 2008-10-12 02:53:40 PM  
Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?

 
Thespis377 2008-10-12 02:58:08 PM  
Je5tEr

One of the Giraffes was born on 29 August 2008, and the latest was born on 10 October 2008.

 
scalpod 2008-10-12 02:58:42 PM  
From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:11:10 PM  
The baby looks like it has the third eye thing going on in of thise pics.

 
00ghost27 2008-10-12 03:13:05 PM  
scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!


How long have you been waiting to post that?

 
skinink 2008-10-12 03:16:02 PM  
A giraffe giving birth (Not safe for breakfast?) I wish I could find the original video where it showed the baby taking it's first unsteady steps within five minutes of being born. It was cute.

 
missionpants 2008-10-12 03:18:37 PM  
TeH cUtE! It mAkeS MAh HEad waNNa AsplOde!

 
hienekenftw 2008-10-12 03:24:11 PM  
skinink: A giraffe giving birth (Not safe for breakfast?) I wish I could find the original video where it showed the baby taking it's first unsteady steps within five minutes of being born. It was cute.

I gotta say, in comparison to human births, giraffes are quick and efficient.

 
Tromette 2008-10-12 03:24:22 PM  
I don't believe in 'em.

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:27:19 PM  
scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

And yet half of America still thinks homosexuality is "unnatural" and votes to outlaw it.

Anyway, glad to see the old school cliches are still in action :-)

 
llSmithll 2008-10-12 03:30:09 PM  
Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?


Just a few hours. And i think it nurses her mother.

 
another girl 2008-10-12 03:37:03 PM  
Ugly-ass newborn giraffe born at Memphis zoo. With "awwwww" inspiring pics

I'm glad it was a newborn giraffe that was born. Apparently giving birth to those full-size giraffes is way worse.

 
Je5tEr 2008-10-12 03:41:39 PM  
Thespis377: Je5tEr

One of the Giraffes was born on 29 August 2008, and the latest was born on 10 October 2008.


WOOOOOSH!

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:42:12 PM  
llSmithll: Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?

Just a few hours. And i think it nurses her mother.


No, it nurses her mother.

 
explody_pup 2008-10-12 04:11:15 PM  
Man, you know her vajajay is just RUINED!

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-10-12 04:18:04 PM  
omg I think I'm going to farking cry like a little pussy from the cuteness

/seriously wtf ?????

 
Alleyoop 2008-10-12 04:32:37 PM  
Optical illusion: Look long enough and you'll see a cute giraffe...

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tailormadebassist 2008-10-12 05:09:43 PM  
I think I know where me and the wifey are going this next weekend.

Alleyoop: I laughed.

 
cool9333 [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 05:17:29 PM  
wtf is growing on momma giraffe's leg in the sixth pic of the slideshow?

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-10-12 06:01:21 PM  
cool9333: wtf is growing on momma giraffe's leg in the sixth pic of the slideshow?

That's a callous. Giraffes get those from when they lie down.

 
ksjones 2008-10-12 07:44:25 PM  
good thing it was a newborn... i bet birthing a full-grown giraffe would be a biznatch...

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:18:59 PM  
media.commercialappeal.com

I can has baby. Mine.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:20:42 PM  
www.americanrhetoric.com

You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back.

/obligatory

 
scalpod 2008-10-13 12:42:38 AM  
00ghost27: scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!

How long have you been waiting to post that?


I just read it today when I went to find out more about their horns. Honestly!

 
productiveslacker 2008-10-13 02:30:33 PM  
I happen to be going to the zoo the following day (Sat) with the family and got to see it. Pretty cool.

 
metal_gear 2008-10-14 01:06:14 AM  
Yes, that's right... that's right... SUCK IT... SUCK IT!!!!

Finally, a throat that can handle a man like Lewis Black!!!!

 
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