I'd be scared if I were that newborn. Mom has a taste for flesh, now. :\

Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Eat it

What a coincidence. I'm drinking a long neck right now.

mercutio879
Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Uncle Frank came to visit.

I always thought Memphis had a surprisingly good zoo.

/and Zoo Rendezvous was awesome
//all the booze and food from the best restaurants in the city you can handle at night. In the zoo

Doh, hang on...

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Uncle Frank came to visit.

That's just too cute. Cute overload :>

Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?

Je5tEr

One of the Giraffes was born on 29 August 2008, and the latest was born on 10 October 2008.

From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!

The baby looks like it has the third eye thing going on in of thise pics.

scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!

How long have you been waiting to post that?

A giraffe giving birth (Not safe for breakfast?) I wish I could find the original video where it showed the baby taking it's first unsteady steps within five minutes of being born. It was cute.

TeH cUtE! It mAkeS MAh HEad waNNa AsplOde!

skinink: A giraffe giving birth (Not safe for breakfast?) I wish I could find the original video where it showed the baby taking it's first unsteady steps within five minutes of being born. It was cute.

I gotta say, in comparison to human births, giraffes are quick and efficient.

I don't believe in 'em.

scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

And yet half of America still thinks homosexuality is "unnatural" and votes to outlaw it.

Anyway, glad to see the old school cliches are still in action :-)

Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?

Just a few hours. And i think it nurses her mother.

Ugly-ass newborn giraffe born at Memphis zoo. With "awwwww" inspiring pics

I'm glad it was a newborn giraffe that was born. Apparently giving birth to those full-size giraffes is way worse.

Thespis377: Je5tEr

One of the Giraffes was born on 29 August 2008, and the latest was born on 10 October 2008.

WOOOOOSH!

llSmithll: Mercutio879: Cute, but they need to hire a better writer for the captions.

Seriously. I wonder how old that newborn is anyway?

Just a few hours. And i think it nurses her mother.

No, it nurses her mother.

Man, you know her vajajay is just RUINED!

omg I think I'm going to farking cry like a little pussy from the cuteness

/seriously wtf ?????

Optical illusion: Look long enough and you'll see a cute giraffe...

I think I know where me and the wifey are going this next weekend.

Alleyoop: I laughed.

wtf is growing on momma giraffe's leg in the sixth pic of the slideshow?

cool9333: wtf is growing on momma giraffe's leg in the sixth pic of the slideshow?

That's a callous. Giraffes get those from when they lie down.

good thing it was a newborn... i bet birthing a full-grown giraffe would be a biznatch...

You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back.

/obligatory

00ghost27: scalpod: From the Wikipedia article on giraffes:

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature. The proportion of same sex courtships varies between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males will be engaged in affectionate necking behaviour with another male. Females, on the other hand, only appear to have same sex relations in 1% of mounting incidents."

GIRAFFES ARE TOTALLY TEH GHEY!

How long have you been waiting to post that?

I just read it today when I went to find out more about their horns. Honestly!

I happen to be going to the zoo the following day (Sat) with the family and got to see it. Pretty cool.

Yes, that's right... that's right... SUCK IT... SUCK IT!!!!

Finally, a throat that can handle a man like Lewis Black!!!!