George has now taken John Oliver's advice.

ergo I shudder.

Just take a vacation on your ranch George because you have already farked this country enough.

Well, that's not good news.

what's he gonna break now?

I hope he's preparing for his deposition(s).

I wonder how much time he'll spend on the ranch.

Richard Pye: I wonder how much time he'll spend on the ranch playing cowboy.

This can only hurt *shakes 8-ball* Obama.. AGAIN!

Did they get the extended warranty on the shredder ?

No, really George -- you've done enough.

This is bad news . . . for Obama.

He's going to go 'Hugo Chavez' on the banks.

"My sense is they're not going for a last-minute grab at glory that would put the next administration in a bad position," said Green, an analyst for the Center for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington think tank.

I wish I had his optimism

Richard Pye: I wonder how much time he'll spend on the ranch.

Hopefully, all of it.

Go work on the plans for the coloring room in your library.
Funny how you get to retire but I'll have to work 20 years past my 60th birthday

styckx: This can only hurt *shakes 8-ball* Obama.. AGAIN!

Someone should totally do the whole "it can only hurt..." thing! Quick before it loses its zing!

neglogon: Funny how you get to retire but I'll have to work 20 years past my 60th birthday

Well he is a boomer so get back to work and be honored to pay their Social Security.

Well, he does need to get some additional drilling contracts into the hands of his friends. And there's that list of pardons that has to be firmed-up. Let's see, what else?

The best way Bush can help the country is just by sitting there and doing nothing for the next few months. Don't even open your mouth.

And if he must do one thing, make sure Cheney is sitting there doing nothing as well.

that is going to be a biatch to gather up his comic book collection. 8 years of Archie Comics strewn all over the White House.

Oh, god, no... will somebody please throw something shiny into the Oval Office so he gets distracted for a few more months?

Bush should just go on vacation. It's not like his poll numbers can get any lower, it doesn't matter anyway since he's not up for re-election and he can't fix anything anyway since he's a lame duck.

Just sit in the oval office and try not to break anything. that's what he should be doing. This mess is something that the next President is going to have to fix. And God help them, since it'll be an epic level mess indeed.

I hope he doesn't hand this country over to the European Socialists...oh wait.

That brush in Crawford isn't going to clear itself.

Weaver95: And God help them, since it'll be an epic level mess indeed.

This is almost why I'd like McCain to win because even all but the most retarded people in this country will realize how bad the republicans farked us over.

George's To-Do List

1) Shred all documents, wipe all hard drives.
2) Gather list of people needing pardoning (don't forget to put youself on this list).
3) Threaten potential squealers with their lives or with the lives of their family members.
4) Break things off with Condi once and for all.

Lando Lincoln: George's To-Do List

1) Shred all documents, wipe all hard drives.
2) Gather list of people needing pardoning (don't forget to put youself on this list).
3) Threaten potential squealers with their lives or with the lives of their family members.
4) Break things off with Condi once and for all.

In other words, make sure Cheney stays busy, at least wrt 1 and 3

Lando Lincoln: 1) Shred all documents, wipe all hard drives.
2) Gather list of people needing pardoning (don't forget to put youself on this list).
3) Threaten potential squealers with their lives or with the lives of their family members.
4) Break things off with Condi once and for all.

5) Steal the towels

GaryPDX: I hope he doesn't hand this country over to the European Socialists...oh wait

Your fear rules you, doesn't it?

Alacritous: GaryPDX: I hope he doesn't hand this country over to the European Socialists...oh wait

Your fear rules you, doesn't it?

hahaha..yea right.

The best thing Bush can do for the country in the next few months is to stay in the Oval office and fark some hot interns.

GaryPDX: hahaha..yea right.

Just an observation. You seem to be afraid of a lot of things.

What if Junior was really a Socialist agent so patient, cunning, and deceptive that he pulled the ultimate Double-Reverse-Manchurian-Candidate fleaflicker and gave Cheney and his neocon syndicate enough rope to hang themselves and the U.S. in the long run?

They've drained the coffers, established fascism in the guise of anti-terrorism, destroyed the last shreds of status and respect the U.S. had in the free world, created a permanent enemy of Islamic extremists, stoked the fires of the Middle East and the Cold War, and set up a government-subsidized financial market system.

/I'd be all like "Wow, man" and "Yeah, Right" at the same time...you know?

//If I post this over at DailyKos, will they love me?

Hopefully he's just talking about clearing some more brush on the ranch.

Alacritous: GaryPDX: hahaha..yea right.

Just an observation. You seem to be afraid of a lot of things.

Well, your observation skills are defective and need work.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: The best thing Bush can do for the country in the next few months is to stay in the Oval office and fark some hot interns.

Jesus Christ I don't want him reproducing more than he already his!

"The president will keep speaking about the economy, calling world leaders about it..."

"We're sorry, -GEORGE BUSH JR-. The caller you are trying to reach, -ALL THE WORLD LEADERS- have put you on their no call lists. Please fark off. Thank you."

Sorry, George. Despite being a two termer and getting Saddam, you'll be in the history books as a failure compared to even your father. I'd start drinking again if I were you. Who am I kidding, of course you never stopped.

GaryPDX: Well, your observation skills are defective and need work

whatever you say.

Alacritous: whatever you say.

Fear-mongering is all he has left.

There's a way to blame communists or socialists or some leftist and, as we all know, they are the causes of the problems in the world.

Yes, wait until everything is all farked up before doing anything.

This guy is still president?

Damn.

When did this sorry, lazy sack of meat ever do a hard days work in his life? "lot of work" - ha! He wouldn't even know know how to spell work even if it were written on the head some Saudi prince's dick.

eddyatwork: Weaver95: And God help them, since it'll be an epic level mess indeed.

This is almost why I'd like McCain to win because even all but the most retarded people in this country will realize how bad the republicans farked us over.

I'd agree if the SCOTUS wasn't a part of the stakes.

bulldg4life: Alacritous: whatever you say.

Fear-mongering is all he has left.

There's a way to blame communists or socialists or some leftist and, as we all know, they are the causes of the problems in the world.

It's been suppressed by the leftist media, but it's a little-known fact that all highschool shootings in the last decade have all been prompted not by teenage ennui, videogames or violent movies, but in fact by Socialism.

well...in garys' defense..."fear is the mind-killer".

-so he has that going for him.

which is nice.

It is more likely he will be shoring up all the political connections and affiliations he has ruined or gained over the past years.

I dont think its a bad thing, but for gods sake dont talk tuesday morning when the markets are opening. Just dont talk.

I'm trying to think of what's left for him to fark up.....oh wait, he hasn't bombed Iran, yet.

He's got three months and he's eager to fark up whatever's left of America.

My prediction: he accidentally blows all the other faces off Mount Rushmore while trying last-minute to carve his dad's face on it.

Statistically speaking he's bound to be able to fix this. The odds that he'll be completely wrong yet again are astronomical. Nobody could be wrong every single time on every issue....can they? I mean even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Maybe he'll hit one.