Let's try this. I just saw Iron Man:

Tin Man Strikes Back

for my what??????

300: THIS IS SPARTA! *kick*

Rosebud was his sled.

Prison camp escape? Great!

Twist? Aliens hate water.

Tattaglia? Nope. It's Barzini.

Kevin Spacey did it.

Thirty-one words? Meh.

Does it have to start with "In a world where...."?

Vader is Luke's father.

Spock dies; Kirk cries.

"Finishes on her face"

The Happening:

C'mon, it's Marky Mark

Happily ever after: NOT!

He is already dead.

Rosebud is his sled! There. I just saved you two boobless hours.

Home: No better place.

Afleck, Lopez, film fails.

T2000 melts in forge.

Jew broad fights Dracula.

It's all a dream.

Jimmy Stewart almost jumps.

Vesuvius Fails, Rocker Triumphs.

The Butler did it.

Isn't the whole point of a review to tell you whether the movie was any good or not?

FAIL

Brad Pitt IS Norton.

Will Smith Saves Day.

They are on Earth.

Party like it's 1999.

The black character dies.

"Error 500 Site Farked"

W T F mate?

He's wearing his face!

/two snaps up with a twist
//hated it

Mugato: seeing no voting button, I have to give you the write-in vote. Well done, sir.

-Another classic film ruined
-Aliens, Predators kill People
-Stella regains her groove
-Zombie Jesus dies, returns
-Mama thrown from train
-Jim Carrey butchers Seuss
-Bay blows shiat up

there's a handful.

The page is farked.

No reviews for me.

At least you're here.

Apollo Creed beats Rocky

grumpy old men III

Indiana Jones gets raped.

The Titanic sinks!

He is dead people

That website is farked.

link farked

Elvis, JFK immolate mummy.

Name 'em

Muscle head saves Mars

Really slow escape plan

Average guy stupid future

Really really smart janitor

Guy with aids sues

They Get Back together.

Jim Phelps is alive.

Carpet rudely pee'd upon.