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(Some Guy) Amusing Do you hate movie reviews that spoil the plot? Not enough time to read those long drawn out movie reviews? Everyone knows shorter is better so: the Four Word Film Review   (fwfr.com) divider line 524
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LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:04:25 AM  
Let's try this. I just saw Iron Man:

Tin Man Strikes Back

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:06:41 AM  
for my what??????

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:18:58 AM  
300: THIS IS SPARTA! *kick*

 
First Post 2008-10-12 07:29:33 AM  
Rosebud was his sled.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:41:19 AM  
Prison camp escape? Great!

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:44:42 AM  
Twist? Aliens hate water.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:23:08 AM  
Tattaglia? Nope. It's Barzini.

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2008-10-12 08:47:30 AM  
Kevin Spacey did it.

 
ostcoiloveyouwelcometoc 2008-10-12 08:52:10 AM  
Thirty-one words? Meh.

 
Coronach 2008-10-12 08:56:11 AM  
Does it have to start with "In a world where...."?

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:57:39 AM  
Vader is Luke's father.

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2008-10-12 09:01:53 AM  
Spock dies; Kirk cries.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 09:12:08 AM  
"Finishes on her face"

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 09:26:41 AM  
The Happening:

C'mon, it's Marky Mark

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 09:27:29 AM  
Happily ever after: NOT!

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 09:50:39 AM  
He is already dead.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 09:52:51 AM  
Rosebud is his sled! There. I just saved you two boobless hours.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:16:28 AM  
Home: No better place.

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:33:12 AM  
Afleck, Lopez, film fails.

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-10-12 10:35:52 AM  
T2000 melts in forge.

 
EddieMoscone 2008-10-12 10:36:37 AM  
Jew broad fights Dracula.

 
pounddawg 2008-10-12 10:37:14 AM  
It's all a dream.

 
Have You Met Miss Jones 2008-10-12 10:38:45 AM  
Jimmy Stewart almost jumps.

 
Billythesheep 2008-10-12 10:39:39 AM  
Vesuvius Fails, Rocker Triumphs.

 
pounddawg 2008-10-12 10:39:48 AM  
The Butler did it.

 
CruJones 2008-10-12 10:40:08 AM  
Isn't the whole point of a review to tell you whether the movie was any good or not?

FAIL

 
Hilarious Double Entendre 2008-10-12 10:41:05 AM  
Brad Pitt IS Norton.

 
digidorm [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:42:03 AM  
Will Smith Saves Day.

 
manhandler 2008-10-12 10:42:12 AM  
They are on Earth.

 
Lamune_Baba 2008-10-12 10:42:26 AM  
Party like it's 1999.

 
MikeFallopian 2008-10-12 10:43:25 AM  
The black character dies.

 
Pardon Me Sultan 2008-10-12 10:43:34 AM  
"Error 500 Site Farked"

 
SavaThePriest 2008-10-12 10:43:45 AM  
W T F mate?

 
Senescent Dawn 2008-10-12 10:44:26 AM  
He's wearing his face!

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:44:28 AM  
i270.photobucket.com

/two snaps up with a twist
//hated it

 
jejpu 2008-10-12 10:44:45 AM  
Mugato: seeing no voting button, I have to give you the write-in vote. Well done, sir.

 
wildhalcyon 2008-10-12 10:45:04 AM  
-Another classic film ruined
-Aliens, Predators kill People
-Stella regains her groove
-Zombie Jesus dies, returns
-Mama thrown from train
-Jim Carrey butchers Seuss
-Bay blows shiat up

there's a handful.

 
Popular_Demand 2008-10-12 10:46:31 AM  
The page is farked.

No reviews for me.

At least you're here.

 
Supes 2008-10-12 10:46:53 AM  
Apollo Creed beats Rocky

 
Jaggers 2008-10-12 10:47:00 AM  
www.freshnessmag.com

grumpy old men III

 
Senescent Dawn 2008-10-12 10:47:56 AM  
Indiana Jones gets raped.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:48:17 AM  
The Titanic sinks!

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:49:12 AM  
He is dead people

 
betona 2008-10-12 10:49:13 AM  
That website is farked.

 
mesohorny 2008-10-12 10:49:36 AM  
link farked

 
Popular_Demand 2008-10-12 10:50:40 AM  
Elvis, JFK immolate mummy.

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:51:15 AM  
Name 'em

Muscle head saves Mars

Really slow escape plan

Average guy stupid future

Really really smart janitor

Guy with aids sues

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:51:30 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.comwww.slantmagazine.com

 
WilsBadKarma 2008-10-12 10:52:35 AM  
They Get Back together.

Jim Phelps is alive.

 
Hilarious Double Entendre 2008-10-12 10:53:56 AM  
Carpet rudely pee'd upon.

 
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