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(Some Guy) Obvious Virgin turns down $1,000,000 for out-of-this-world sex   (lcsun-news.com) divider line 79
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IronTom [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:09:08 AM  
aw man, that's pukey.

It would be a great advertisement for space travel though.

 
Xixox [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:54:02 AM  
That'd be a great porno to watch, but I wouldn't want to be the next one riding up in the shuttle.

I mean... geez, I can barely sleep in a hotel if I think too hard about what's been done on the bed.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:03:17 AM  
Xixox: That'd be a great porno to watch, but I wouldn't want to be the next one riding up in the shuttle.

I mean... geez, I can barely sleep in a hotel if I think too hard about what's been done on the bed.


You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

 
Xixox [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 04:05:41 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

That's how I felt about my first car.

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 06:37:51 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

Did that, in fact it's now my grandson's bed. I'll think I'll let him get older before I let him know.

 
ZurkisPhreek 2008-10-12 06:38:27 AM  
I know why they wanna shoot it in space. No gravity = full cabin length cumshots.

*UNGH!*

*travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel...*

*SPLAT!*

TA-DAAAAAH!

 
drumist 2008-10-12 06:40:28 AM  
Article Launched: 10/03/2008 03:52:59 PM MDT

Hmm...

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-10-12 06:41:10 AM  
Xixox: Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

That's how I felt about my first car.


How'd you think I feel about the turkey-baster I inherited?

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2008-10-12 06:52:08 AM  
You think Virgin would be more willing to have sex.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2008-10-12 06:55:31 AM  
As a virgin I don't think having sex for the first time in zero gravity would be the best choice

 
musashi1600 2008-10-12 07:02:57 AM  
ZurkisPhreek: *UNGH!*

*travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel...*

*SPLAT!*


It's all fun and games until someone shorts out the life-support controls.

 
dasqoot 2008-10-12 07:14:01 AM  
I don't know if it's an urban legend, or a fact that can't be reported by our neo-christian media, but haven't the Russians been having sex in space for 50+ years now? Nothing printed in english says yes or no.

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2008-10-12 07:19:31 AM  
Quite honestly, since Virgin galactic charges $200,000 a person, the Movie company offered enough for 5 people. Offer them 10 million and you might have a deal

 
adeist69 2008-10-12 07:20:37 AM  
MrHacks:

What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)



More importantly, do the physics of a buttered toast/cat perpetual motion device change?

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:21:02 AM  
now take a moment to imagine bukkake in space.

Shoemaker & Levy's cumet strike anyone?

 
Cyborg77 2008-10-12 07:31:00 AM  
In space, no one can hear you scream.... in ecstasy.

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 07:33:45 AM  
Subby, you genius... +1

 
missmika 2008-10-12 07:38:47 AM  
dasqoot: I don't know if it's an urban legend, or a fact that can't be reported by our neo-christian media, but haven't the Russians been having sex in space for 50+ years now? Nothing printed in english says yes or no.


This says no (^)

 
BHShaman 2008-10-12 07:47:34 AM  
MrHacks:
What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)


Mythbusters = Random

 
Mr. Right 2008-10-12 07:56:27 AM  
BHShaman: MrHacks:
What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)


Mythbusters = Random


THe odds of buttered toast landing butter side down are directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:06:26 AM  
Mr. Right: BHShaman: MrHacks:
What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)

Mythbusters = Random

THe odds of buttered toast landing butter side down are directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet.


Based on a piece of toast being accidentally swept of a table, the height will make butter side down appear more often that not. When dropped from a perfectly upright position, it's 50/50, when buttered hard, creating a shallow cavity in one side of the toast and dropped from height, the cavity actually makes the toast float down like a leaf, landing butter side up more often than not.

 
Mr. Right 2008-10-12 08:09:08 AM  
Cornwell: Mr. Right: BHShaman: MrHacks:
What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)

Mythbusters = Random

THe odds of buttered toast landing butter side down are directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet.

Based on a piece of toast being accidentally swept of a table, the height will make butter side down appear more often that not. When dropped from a perfectly upright position, it's 50/50, when buttered hard, creating a shallow cavity in one side of the toast and dropped from height, the cavity actually makes the toast float down like a leaf, landing butter side up more often than not.


See, there you go getting all scientific. I'm a Murphologist.

 
rathoth 2008-10-12 08:15:03 AM  
It'd be like the Homer in Space episode.
With sperm.
ew.

 
headstone 2008-10-12 08:16:39 AM  
Arthur the Sandwich Maker: Xixox: Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

That's how I felt about my first car.

How'd you think I feel about the turkey-baster I inherited?

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Why do you think I hate getting mail?

 
supernova903 2008-10-12 08:17:47 AM  
Yeah, someone simply needs to offer more money...... having seen a few porn films in my day I'd guess that the cleaning bill after a "shoot" could easily be six digits. Seven if they got Cytherea up there.

 
michaeld5 2008-10-12 08:20:23 AM  
www.huffingtonpost.com

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-10-12 08:22:46 AM  
musashi1600: ZurkisPhreek: *UNGH!*

*travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel...*

*SPLAT!*

It's all fun and games until someone shorts out the life-support controls.


Then someone would have to clean it up. And if they don't, I, for one, welcome our new Bukkaki overlords!

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:24:58 AM  
Awwww...that's too bad.

Whore Galactic has a nice ring to it.

 
Treetop1000 2008-10-12 08:31:33 AM  
Ahhhh, farkit. I probably couldn't handle the low-G anyway. I'd puke regularly. And that would be a turnoff, I'm sure.

 
mvd 2008-10-12 08:46:27 AM  
ZurkisPhreek: I know why they wanna shoot it in space. No gravity = full cabin length cumshots.

*UNGH!*

*travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, travel...*

*SPLAT!*

TA-DAAAAAH!


UNGH indeed!
great spelling dude. captures the moment well

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2008-10-12 08:58:44 AM  
What's the big deal? In my fantasies, the woman is always weightless.

 
EddieMoscone 2008-10-12 09:06:00 AM  
I read somewhere that husband-wife teams have gone on the space shuttle before for the US.

It'd be a logical conclusion that sex has occurred during those missions. I'm too lazy to google it, though.

 
Akbar the Trappiste Monk 2008-10-12 09:06:33 AM  
Think of something. Anything.

There is porn of that.

 
vodka 2008-10-12 09:15:43 AM  
Kimball_Kinnison: Quite honestly, since Virgin galactic charges $200,000 a person, the Movie company offered enough for 5 people. Offer them 10 million and you might have a deal

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. $1 million is a low-ball offer from some cheapskate low-rent porn outfit.

 
betona 2008-10-12 09:29:43 AM  
This man would like to remind you of his Three Laws of Motion, especially the second two which would be in play in the event of space copulation:

img523.imageshack.us

 
mephisto6 2008-10-12 09:40:29 AM  
No Buttle-Star Goo Licktica?

/meh

 
Espertron 2008-10-12 09:43:36 AM  
www.thespacereview.com

/Worst of the Bond movies.
//Pure ass.
///I dunno, 'Diamonds Are Forever' was pretty bad too.
////Nah! Moonraker was the worst.

 
bigglady 2008-10-12 09:56:01 AM  
Jonathan Hohensee: You think Virgin would be more willing to have sex.

With a CEO named Whitehorn making the decisions? Not likely. ;)

 
bmihura 2008-10-12 09:57:31 AM  
dasqoot: neo-christian media

Where?

Last time I checked, the MSM is about as anti-Christian as your typical Fark thread.

 
bigglady 2008-10-12 09:59:56 AM  
MrHacks: I think it would be important to understand the possiblity of sex in space.

I doubt it's actually doable, considering the amount of movement involved and the zero gravity. The couple would be crashing around the cabin and likely hurting themselves and damaging equipment. So, as far as I can surmise (not having actually tested the possibility in a zero-gravity chamber) I say it cannot be done safely.

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-10-12 10:02:43 AM  
bigglady: MrHacks: I think it would be important to understand the possiblity of sex in space.

I doubt it's actually doable, considering the amount of movement involved and the zero gravity. The couple would be crashing around the cabin and likely hurting themselves and damaging equipment. So, as far as I can surmise (not having actually tested the possibility in a zero-gravity chamber) I say it cannot be done safely.


Find a nice couple that's into bondage and you won't have to worry about any of that.

 
OnTheFence 2008-10-12 10:13:37 AM  
frostus: Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

Did that, in fact it's now my grandson's bed. I'll think I'll let him get older before I let him know.


sheez, people... methinks it's time to pony up for new twin beds for the kiddos! 20-30 year old mattresses. gross.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-10-12 10:25:21 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: You think that's bad, try finding out far after the fact that the bed your parents gave you when you moved out was the bed you were more than likely conceived in.

I have a story that might be worse. A while back, I went to visit my (now ex) girlfriend at her home in the Chicago suburbs. We messed around in her queen-sized bed, which she told me she had inherited from her grandparents. I wasn't too creeped out by that part. The next morning, though, on the way to Union station, she confided to me (and I'm still not sure why she told me this) that her grandfather had died in that bed. Died. We farked in the same bed in which her grandfather died.

/At least I hadn't known.
//She had.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-10-12 10:26:34 AM  
Also, this story is a repeat...that's what I came into this thread to say before I got sidetracked by me "farked in a dead guys bed" story.

 
evil-beav 2008-10-12 10:28:18 AM  
at80eighty: now take a moment to imagine bukkake in space.

Shoemaker & Levy's cumet strike anyone?


I imagine a 3d minefield of floating jism droplets, just walking in the cabin would be like playing a video game you DO NOT want to lose.

 
evil-beav 2008-10-12 10:30:13 AM  
Mr. Right: BHShaman: MrHacks:
What side does toast land on if it falls off the table? (Butter-side down or up?)


Mythbusters = Random

THe odds of buttered toast landing butter side down are directly proportionate to the cost of the carpet.


yes but the odds double if you are not the owner of the carpet, but the carpet owner would see it happen

 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 10:39:08 AM  
Out of This World?

/sounds like a decent video game title
//yes, it was

 
barjockey 2008-10-12 10:55:06 AM  
$1M? They're charging $200K per person just to go up there! To do any kind of film you have to have a cast and crew - and I'm sure it would involve more than 5 people to do this. They're basically asking for a discount! A million is pocket change for Virgin - it's a farking insult.

 
Ninja Wicked 2008-10-12 10:56:59 AM  
img143.imageshack.us

 
barjockey 2008-10-12 10:59:38 AM  
bmihura: dasqoot: neo-christian media

Where?

Last time I checked, the MSM is about as anti-Christian as your typical Fark thread.


Yeah - that really got me too. I've been on Fark since 2003 - that was BY FAR the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard here. And I can't even describe how much that is saying.

 
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