Next up: 40 acres and a mule.

Tuesday: All you can eat spaghetti

Wednesday: Dollar pints.

THWIP!



THOCK!



Excellent. Let's talk about my child healthcare bailout antiregulatory supercalifragilistic bonus program.

thursday: informs us there are good deals at the farmers market

Thursday: $1 off per gallon on your first five gallons of gasoline if you're carpooling.

Fine. Mine'll be Cheap Gas Friday.

Among the measures being considered are tax cuts - perhaps temporary - for capital gains and dividends, the officials said.

this is supposed to be aimed at the middle class? god, they really don't get it.

or maybe this is his "middle class", people making less than $5 million

Oh, that capital gains tax cut should really help me get a job.



... no, wait, it's pure shiat, and Republicans have been pushing for it for years.

haha, a friend of mine just responded to the middle class cap gains tax reduction idea:

yeah, the middle class is swimming in dividends and enjoying all o ftheir capital gains.
selling their homes at record profits
oh, wait

kmmontandon: Oh, that capital gains tax cut should really help me get a job.



... no, wait, it's pure shiat, and Republicans have been pushing for it for years.

No, here's how it works. That independent entrepreneur, he'll have more money. That means he'll have enough money to hire you on to the business. Of course, he's not going to; hell no, he's blowing that on a new car and shoes for his trophy wife. But it's good that he can hire you, right?

Not being a socialist seems to be working fairly well.

feckingmorons: Not being a socialist seems to be working fairly well.

you're right, it's working great for obama.

Friday: Free samples at Costco from 11:30 - 12:30. Right there you got your family a free meal. A simple "thank you John" will suffice.

Saturday's Plan: Sell California, Oregon, and Washington to Japan and/or China.

Psychotropic: Saturday's Plan: Sell California, Oregon, and Washington to Japan and/or China.

Northern California should go to Tir Tairngire, southern Cali to Aztlan.

/Not even remotely obscure

Sunday: Free toaster with purchase of "I Luv Moose" T-Shirt.

monday: buy 3, get 1 free tire sale

Geez, jeblis, I've seen that before but it still freaks me out. Something about Johnny's smile...

/seen Palin killing Lady Liberty as well
//thanks for the nightmares, artist

Tuesday: enslave the homeless

/we're not gonna solve this thing in a week

Wednesday: We timeshare everybody's house. EVERYBODY'S

queezyweezel: Tuesday: enslave the homeless

/we're not gonna solve this thing in a week

Wednesday: Declare the Earth to be home to all of us, therefore solving the homeless problem (and screwing up the whole "enslaving the homeless" idea). Homeless are now classified as differently sheltered.

Thursday: um.....hide behind the 7-11 dumpster, and beat the shiat out of some weak schmuck carrying a slushie.

Free slushie.

TA DA

Newest McCain economic policy:

Free puppies to everyone!

It's hard to be hungry when you have cute widdle Mr. Tinkles on your lap!

Tax cuts for some, little miniature American flags for others.

Barnacles!: Thursday: um.....hide behind the 7-11 dumpster, and beat the shiat out of some weak schmuck carrying a slushie.

Free slushie.

TA DA

genius plan

What is with the "exclusive" crap? Are farkers the only ones allowed to access the article?

No.

Subby, when copying pasta, one should strain the noodles.

Friday: First 2500 people at Palin rally get free lynching rope from Ace Hardware.

Saturday: since Wednesday's plan worked so well, reclassify joblessness as "excess free time". Tax it.

Saturday: Free bootstraps for you to pull yourself up by. Or eat if you're that hungry.

Sunday: Freeroll tournament at PokerStars.

Sunday: Mandatory Bible study and de-witchery at Wasilla Church of God. To be followed by pancake breakfast.

Monday: Compulsory field trip to Reagan Library, new pants will be provided.

Tuesday: Convert American dollars to Zimbabwe dollars. Everyone's a bajillionaire!

Coco LaFemme: Sunday: Mandatory Bible study and de-witchery at Wasilla Church of God. To be followed by pancake breakfast.

Heeey, free pancakes!
Tuesday: Nationalize Campbell's Soup. Use the profits from soup kitchens to pay down the deficit.

One F Jef: What is with the "exclusive" crap? Are farkers the only ones allowed to access the article?

No.

Subby, when copying pasta, one should strain the noodles.

You don't have any idea what the word "exclusive" means, do you.

Wednesday: Mortgage everything to build four houses and a hotel on Boardwalk.

Thursday: Free drinks at Hooters for all chicks in bikinis, carrying a loaded rifle

Thursday: Entire country gathers aluminum cans with 5¢ deposits, drives to Michigan, turns in for 10¢ deposit refunds.

Friday: Free pizza and 10 tokens for pregnant teens at Chuck E Cheese.

Saturday: Mandate all federal debts have their decimal point moved 4 places to the left.

Saturday: Free cruise to Alaska to any U.S. citizen, to say goodbye to the wilderness, and HELLO TO DRILL BABY DRILL

BKITU

OK Kramer, if Newman can get the postal truck I'm in!

Sunday: Buy 6, get one FREE! Limit 5 items per transaction.

Barnacles!: Friday: Free pizza and 10 tokens for pregnant teens at Chuck E Cheese.

You might as well go ahead and get acquainted with the place now.

Monday: Every time the Dolphins score a touchdown on Monday Night Football, free round at participating TGI Fridays.

Sunday: $500 tax credit for secessionists OR 1 free oil change at Jiffy Lube

Tuesday: reclassify old newspapers as "fiber-rich sustenance" and feed the homeless.

Wednesday: Take a penny. Leave a penny.