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(Politico) Obvious Exclusive: McCain to unveil a new economic policy each day until he hits on something that will drive his poll numbers up   (politico.com) divider line 176
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Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 12:54:54 AM  
Next up: 40 acres and a mule.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 12:57:42 AM  
Tuesday: All you can eat spaghetti

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:01:56 AM  
Wednesday: Dollar pints.

 
thamike 2008-10-12 01:03:04 AM  
slog.thestranger.com

THWIP!

www.radaronline.com

THOCK!


www.thewashingtonnote.com

Excellent. Let's talk about my child healthcare bailout antiregulatory supercalifragilistic bonus program.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:06:23 AM  
thursday: informs us there are good deals at the farmers market

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:06:48 AM  
Thursday: $1 off per gallon on your first five gallons of gasoline if you're carpooling.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:07:24 AM  
Fine. Mine'll be Cheap Gas Friday.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:07:46 AM  
Among the measures being considered are tax cuts - perhaps temporary - for capital gains and dividends, the officials said.

this is supposed to be aimed at the middle class? god, they really don't get it.

or maybe this is his "middle class", people making less than $5 million

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:09:49 AM  
Oh, that capital gains tax cut should really help me get a job.



... no, wait, it's pure shiat, and Republicans have been pushing for it for years.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:11:36 AM  
haha, a friend of mine just responded to the middle class cap gains tax reduction idea:

yeah, the middle class is swimming in dividends and enjoying all o ftheir capital gains.
selling their homes at record profits
oh, wait

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:13:50 AM  
kmmontandon: Oh, that capital gains tax cut should really help me get a job.



... no, wait, it's pure shiat, and Republicans have been pushing for it for years.


No, here's how it works. That independent entrepreneur, he'll have more money. That means he'll have enough money to hire you on to the business. Of course, he's not going to; hell no, he's blowing that on a new car and shoes for his trophy wife. But it's good that he can hire you, right?

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:14:19 AM  
Not being a socialist seems to be working fairly well.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:15:14 AM  
feckingmorons: Not being a socialist seems to be working fairly well.

you're right, it's working great for obama.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:17:01 AM  
Friday: Free samples at Costco from 11:30 - 12:30. Right there you got your family a free meal. A simple "thank you John" will suffice.

 
Psychotropic 2008-10-12 01:17:30 AM  
Saturday's Plan: Sell California, Oregon, and Washington to Japan and/or China.

 
jeblis 2008-10-12 01:21:26 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:22:50 AM  
Psychotropic: Saturday's Plan: Sell California, Oregon, and Washington to Japan and/or China.

Northern California should go to Tir Tairngire, southern Cali to Aztlan.

/Not even remotely obscure

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:22:51 AM  
Sunday: Free toaster with purchase of "I Luv Moose" T-Shirt.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:26:44 AM  
monday: buy 3, get 1 free tire sale

 
Cuidado! Llamas! 2008-10-12 01:28:17 AM  
Geez, jeblis, I've seen that before but it still freaks me out. Something about Johnny's smile...

/seen Palin killing Lady Liberty as well
//thanks for the nightmares, artist

 
queezyweezel 2008-10-12 01:28:59 AM  
Tuesday: enslave the homeless

/we're not gonna solve this thing in a week

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:31:30 AM  
Wednesday: We timeshare everybody's house. EVERYBODY'S

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:31:56 AM  
queezyweezel: Tuesday: enslave the homeless

/we're not gonna solve this thing in a week


Wednesday: Declare the Earth to be home to all of us, therefore solving the homeless problem (and screwing up the whole "enslaving the homeless" idea). Homeless are now classified as differently sheltered.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:33:08 AM  
Thursday: um.....hide behind the 7-11 dumpster, and beat the shiat out of some weak schmuck carrying a slushie.

Free slushie.

TA DA

 
One F Jef 2008-10-12 01:37:15 AM  
Newest McCain economic policy:

Free puppies to everyone!

It's hard to be hungry when you have cute widdle Mr. Tinkles on your lap!

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:38:57 AM  
img238.imageshack.us

 
Quadraton [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:39:23 AM  
Tax cuts for some, little miniature American flags for others.

 
burndtdan 2008-10-12 01:39:25 AM  
Barnacles!: Thursday: um.....hide behind the 7-11 dumpster, and beat the shiat out of some weak schmuck carrying a slushie.

Free slushie.

TA DA


genius plan

 
One F Jef 2008-10-12 01:39:42 AM  
What is with the "exclusive" crap? Are farkers the only ones allowed to access the article?

No.

Subby, when copying pasta, one should strain the noodles.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:40:14 AM  
Friday: First 2500 people at Palin rally get free lynching rope from Ace Hardware.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:42:03 AM  
Saturday: since Wednesday's plan worked so well, reclassify joblessness as "excess free time". Tax it.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:43:04 AM  
Saturday: Free bootstraps for you to pull yourself up by. Or eat if you're that hungry.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:43:36 AM  
Sunday: Freeroll tournament at PokerStars.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:44:08 AM  
Sunday: Mandatory Bible study and de-witchery at Wasilla Church of God. To be followed by pancake breakfast.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:45:46 AM  
Monday: Compulsory field trip to Reagan Library, new pants will be provided.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:46:35 AM  
Tuesday: Convert American dollars to Zimbabwe dollars. Everyone's a bajillionaire!

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:46:44 AM  
Coco LaFemme: Sunday: Mandatory Bible study and de-witchery at Wasilla Church of God. To be followed by pancake breakfast.

Heeey, free pancakes!
Tuesday: Nationalize Campbell's Soup. Use the profits from soup kitchens to pay down the deficit.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:47:39 AM  
One F Jef: What is with the "exclusive" crap? Are farkers the only ones allowed to access the article?

No.

Subby, when copying pasta, one should strain the noodles.


You don't have any idea what the word "exclusive" means, do you.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:48:25 AM  
Wednesday: Mortgage everything to build four houses and a hotel on Boardwalk.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:51:36 AM  
Thursday: Free drinks at Hooters for all chicks in bikinis, carrying a loaded rifle

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:51:41 AM  
Thursday: Entire country gathers aluminum cans with 5¢ deposits, drives to Michigan, turns in for 10¢ deposit refunds.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:52:27 AM  
Friday: Free pizza and 10 tokens for pregnant teens at Chuck E Cheese.

 
queezyweezel 2008-10-12 01:53:51 AM  
Saturday: Mandate all federal debts have their decimal point moved 4 places to the left.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:54:23 AM  
Saturday: Free cruise to Alaska to any U.S. citizen, to say goodbye to the wilderness, and HELLO TO DRILL BABY DRILL

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:54:25 AM  
BKITU

OK Kramer, if Newman can get the postal truck I'm in!

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:55:01 AM  
Sunday: Buy 6, get one FREE! Limit 5 items per transaction.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:56:13 AM  
Barnacles!: Friday: Free pizza and 10 tokens for pregnant teens at Chuck E Cheese.

You might as well go ahead and get acquainted with the place now.

Monday: Every time the Dolphins score a touchdown on Monday Night Football, free round at participating TGI Fridays.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:56:23 AM  
Sunday: $500 tax credit for secessionists OR 1 free oil change at Jiffy Lube

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:56:36 AM  
Tuesday: reclassify old newspapers as "fiber-rich sustenance" and feed the homeless.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:57:08 AM  
Wednesday: Take a penny. Leave a penny.

 
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