So who was doing the "pinching"?

A+++++++++++++++Would laugh again.

"Ow, My Balls"

I love that show!

How farking dumb can you farking be seriously?

i like money.

TFA: "Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers."

Huh?

i was stealing melted butter for him. a really snug adult diaper does the trick.

I guess it's better than crabs down there.

Citizen Snips!

Click image for a classic: (pops)


Alt link: Lobster Magnet

Tedowski:
I guess it's better than crabs down there.

Came in here to say this, but I won't be shellfish.

I came here for ow my balls screenshot.

/disappointed.

Rock Lobsters? (pops)

Hot linked to melt the butter

Cock Lobster!

/down, down

I prefer to get my lobsters legally out of a "claw game machine".

Link (new window)

Much fun, especially if they will cook it for you on the spot.

TheWhoppah: Click image for a classic: (pops)


Alt link: Lobster Magnet


I'm pretty sure I could have lived the rest of my life without
having known that video even existed.

Approves.

adeist69: I'm pretty sure I could have lived the rest of my life without having known that video even existed.

Watch it 10 times and you'll be singing it at work on Monday.

TheWhoppah: adeist69: I'm pretty sure I could have lived the rest of my life without having known that video even existed.

Watch it 10 times and you'll be singing it at work on Monday.

No, actually, that was the most retarded thing ive seen all week.

And i went to the OSU game as well.

TheWhoppah: Click image for a classic: (pops)

WTF

How about no

Young whippersnappers these days don't know a classic lobster song when it claws your ear or bites your eye?!!?

/get off my lawn!

TheWhoppah: TFA: "Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers."

Huh?

We're full of freaks... (new window)

Not now, I'm BATIN!

Jacques Lestrap Quote 2008-10-12 04:41:16 AM
Cock Lobster!


Now THAT was funny!

does knowing why make me old?

frostus: Rock Lobsters? (pops)

I swear Fred Schnieder and Jello Biafra are brothers. Or the same person.

That being said, go away! Baitin!

If a lobster has no pincers is it still delicious?

Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.

Isn't that a massive headline fail? Headline joke assumes they do. Its sad when headlines depend on a comedic device that the article denies.

TheWhoppah: Click image for a classic: (pops)


Alt link: Lobster Magnet

AH...fark YEAH!

howdoibegin: Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.

Isn't that a massive headline fail? Headline joke assumes they do. Its sad when headlines depend on a comedic device that the article denies.

It's not news...
The basis of Fark relies on the fact that people respond without reading the article, that's what makes it so interesting.

This sounds more like a foreign game show than an attempt at poaching.

There goes a Narwhal!

Moreton Bay Bug approves

you talk like a f*g and your sh*t's all retarded

Well known lobster poachers...



/hotlink

+1 to subby

I done an epic LOL

That's Nuts!

That takes a lot of Balls!

Castration by Lobster. Perhaps he was in a real Pinch to hide them.

"Take it easy. There's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone."

Pacific lobsters may not have pincers but they have serious spines all over the place, jaws that can crush a clam and the edges of their tails are lined with tiny razor sharp sickle thingys that can slice you right up. The perp was smart to wrap them up.

Everyone would look at me and say I've got my pants full of lobsters.

Better or worse than a mouth full of crabs?
POPS

TheWhoppah: If a lobster has no pincers is it still delicious?

I don't know the technical name, but they're called "Spiney Lobsters" . . . they're different from the Maine variety in the sense that their only edible meat is found in their tails (since they haveth no claws) . . . They're also common off the coast of southern Florida

. . . and yes, they're still delicious

Left claw north... right claw south!!!

But it wasn't a crotch...it was a CROTCH LOBSTER!!!

*ahhhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh*

CROTCH LOBSTER!

Binh Quang Chau, eh? I thought "Ou Mi Balls" was his cousin!

The real sad part is the MAN is keeping this guy from his meal.

Not lobstah, flatlandah.

ha! well played subby!