...damn near killed 'em.

Embedded youtube video? Embedded javascript? Embedded reporters?

More cowbell?

It's an RFID chip. Better zap it.

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UFOIA?

Fusilli Jerry?

where the fark is Greenville?

Man, how do you tell the story of some unknown object being shoved up your ass?

CallMeDaddy: where the fark is Greenville?

South Carolina

Dispector: Man, how do you tell the story of some unknown object being shoved up your ass?

like this: I have this thing, it's stuck up my ass.......

Oh they know what it was and are having a damn good laugh over it. They just can't release that info per HIPAA regs.

Gotcha!

CallMeDaddy: where the fark is Greenville?

Every state in the south has a Greenville. Just pick one.

Appalachian Emergency Room?

Elzar: Appalachian Emergency Room?

Is that a leech, a shotgun and a bayonet?

-Hey doc, I got this pain in my ass.
-Well, you probably should divorce her.

I came for a Forrest Gump reference, and left disappointed.

approves

vaconex: More cowbell?

Winner.

It sounds like it could be a micro meteorite

Taima: UFOIA?

This

/Scully and Mulder enroute now to investigate

"Million to one shot doc, Million to one!"

I remember seeing a forensic crime show one time that investigated a similar incident that left an old man dead. At first they suspected he had a heart attack, but then noticed a bullethole.

Turns out halfway across town some drunk rednecks were shooting at a barrel in their backyard and one of the bullets missed the barrel.

Farked already?

The incident happened around 11:30 a.m., moments after a youth baseball game had ended, according to Stuart and a parent who was on the scene.

"He was struck in the buttocks with some object - we're not sure yet," Stuart said.

Grand slam?

God struck him with a lightnin' bolt right in the buttocks!

This reminds me of an ER story about a trucker who was in an "accident" where he "accidentally" fell onto the stick shift of his rig. I remember hearing that any credibility to his story vanished when they discovered that he'd been using the stick shift as a sex toy & that his pants had a nicely tailored hole cut in them so he could jump on & off the stick as needed.

/true story, heard it from someone who was there
//no, not the trucker

Sonofabiatch!!!

Came here for the Jackass toy car, not disappointed!

911....911......911

nightmaretony, Thank you. It took this thread damn long enough.

gadian: nightmaretony, Thank you. It took this thread damn long enough.

I know. Been wondering why no one else did it first.

It's a streetlight.

Was it a George lucas and Steven Speilberg buttsecks rape again?

Poor yoda and shortround.

Obvious culprit = Wrist Rocket

It's a sad day on Fark when lolcats has eclipsed "oil hits the anus" as the prime cliche for this one.

Road map if anyone needs it.

/Shamelessly hot linked

Pellet gun.

JesterGirl:

Friend of yours?