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(GreenvilleOnline) Amusing Surprise Buttsecks? "Sheriff's deputies are investigating a Saturday-morning incident that left one man with something -- no one is sure what -- embedded in his buttocks."   (greenvilleonline.com) divider line 52
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Because People in power are Stupid 2008-10-11 10:36:24 PM  
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TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:39:27 PM  
img264.imageshack.us

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:55:31 PM  
...damn near killed 'em.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:38:19 PM  
Embedded youtube video? Embedded javascript? Embedded reporters?

 
vaconex 2008-10-11 11:43:46 PM  
More cowbell?

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 11:44:26 PM  
It's an RFID chip. Better zap it.

 
RandomKeyStrike 2008-10-11 11:44:53 PM  
The banner ad above this thread was for lipstick.

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:45:30 PM  
UFOIA?

 
DrZiffle 2008-10-11 11:45:53 PM  
Fusilli Jerry?

 
CallMeDaddy 2008-10-11 11:48:08 PM  
where the fark is Greenville?

 
Dispector 2008-10-11 11:48:23 PM  
Man, how do you tell the story of some unknown object being shoved up your ass?

 
Dispector 2008-10-11 11:49:11 PM  
CallMeDaddy: where the fark is Greenville?

South Carolina

 
CallMeDaddy 2008-10-11 11:49:15 PM  
Dispector: Man, how do you tell the story of some unknown object being shoved up your ass?

like this: I have this thing, it's stuck up my ass.......

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:49:20 PM  
Oh they know what it was and are having a damn good laugh over it. They just can't release that info per HIPAA regs.

 
Mangoose 2008-10-11 11:50:34 PM  
Gotcha!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:52:07 PM  
CallMeDaddy: where the fark is Greenville?

Every state in the south has a Greenville. Just pick one.

 
Elzar [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:53:29 PM  
Appalachian Emergency Room?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:55:11 PM  
Elzar: Appalachian Emergency Room?

Is that a leech, a shotgun and a bayonet?

 
Ponzholio 2008-10-11 11:56:26 PM  
-Hey doc, I got this pain in my ass.
-Well, you probably should divorce her.

 
lenfromak 2008-10-11 11:58:58 PM  
I came for a Forrest Gump reference, and left disappointed.

 
sangre 2008-10-11 11:59:10 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk

 
LordJiro 2008-10-11 11:59:28 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org approves

 
Grandemadaca 2008-10-12 12:00:06 AM  
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MrCheeks 2008-10-12 12:02:12 AM  
vaconex: More cowbell?

Winner.

 
frizzle65 2008-10-12 12:03:04 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

 
Loverboy586 2008-10-12 12:05:18 AM  
It sounds like it could be a micro meteorite

 
adeist69 2008-10-12 12:11:17 AM  
Taima: UFOIA?

This

/Scully and Mulder enroute now to investigate

 
Fizt4hire 2008-10-12 12:12:00 AM  
"Million to one shot doc, Million to one!"

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-10-12 12:19:51 AM  
I remember seeing a forensic crime show one time that investigated a similar incident that left an old man dead. At first they suspected he had a heart attack, but then noticed a bullethole.

Turns out halfway across town some drunk rednecks were shooting at a barrel in their backyard and one of the bullets missed the barrel.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 12:20:27 AM  
content7.flixster.com

Gotta save Bubba!

 
farkin_in_K-town 2008-10-12 12:38:34 AM  
Farked already?

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-10-12 12:39:51 AM  
The incident happened around 11:30 a.m., moments after a youth baseball game had ended, according to Stuart and a parent who was on the scene.

"He was struck in the buttocks with some object - we're not sure yet," Stuart said.


Grand slam?

 
EwoksSuck 2008-10-12 12:42:03 AM  
God struck him with a lightnin' bolt right in the buttocks!

 
Nightmaretony 2008-10-12 01:07:02 AM  
www.nightmarepark.com

 
tokyogirl79 2008-10-12 01:10:49 AM  
This reminds me of an ER story about a trucker who was in an "accident" where he "accidentally" fell onto the stick shift of his rig. I remember hearing that any credibility to his story vanished when they discovered that he'd been using the stick shift as a sex toy & that his pants had a nicely tailored hole cut in them so he could jump on & off the stick as needed.

/true story, heard it from someone who was there
//no, not the trucker

 
eggrolls [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:25:05 AM  
www.southparkclub.com

Sonofabiatch!!!

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 01:52:24 AM  
Came here for the Jackass toy car, not disappointed!

gizmodo.com

 
auto230205 2008-10-12 01:58:38 AM  
911....911......911
i468.photobucket.com

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 02:40:15 AM  
nightmaretony, Thank you. It took this thread damn long enough.

 
Nightmaretony 2008-10-12 02:45:29 AM  
gadian: nightmaretony, Thank you. It took this thread damn long enough.

I know. Been wondering why no one else did it first.

 
WFern 2008-10-12 02:47:36 AM  
img209.imageshack.us

 
thebandd0rk 2008-10-12 02:53:46 AM  
It's a streetlight.

 
aevert [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 03:25:25 AM  
wtfurls.com

 
Sir_Spanksalot 2008-10-12 03:32:44 AM  
Was it a George lucas and Steven Speilberg buttsecks rape again?

Poor yoda and shortround.

 
Euell Gibbons 2008-10-12 07:24:53 AM  
Obvious culprit = Wrist Rocket

 
teedz 2008-10-12 08:07:17 AM  
It's a sad day on Fark when lolcats has eclipsed "oil hits the anus" as the prime cliche for this one.

 
michaeld5 2008-10-12 08:14:22 AM  
Road map if anyone needs it.


www.uc-education.com

 
TwistedJRob [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 08:14:23 AM  
www.oddee.com

/Shamelessly hot linked

 
LosDiscoRat 2008-10-12 09:09:10 AM  
Pellet gun.

 
br0g 2008-10-12 04:22:13 PM  
JesterGirl:

Friend of yours?

 
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