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(tmj4) Strange Family of missing woman believe that she may be buried in a grave under a guy who, at the time, was at the funeral home owned by the uncle of the guy who is believed to have killed her. Whew, I need an aspirin and a vodak   (todaystmj4.com) divider line 60
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:22:37 PM  
CSI Milwaukee.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:37:28 PM  
No no..this was a new age Twilight Zone episode, mid 90's.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:20:26 PM  
Cue Horatio's sunglasses.

 
mr_crash_davis 2008-10-11 09:37:02 PM  
Vodak?

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:49:18 PM  
Do they not have vodak in Utah any more?

you've been here since forever and you don't know what vodak is?

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:54:19 PM  
Did Kevin Bacon once sleep with this woman?

 
vodka 2008-10-11 09:54:20 PM  
mmmm.... vodak

 
geetus 2008-10-11 09:54:23 PM  
I always thought the best place to hide a body would be in a cemetary, under some random coffin.

 
seanwlambert 2008-10-11 09:55:23 PM  
Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:57:04 PM  
Itz Vodak, poeple. Srslys.
/Morans

 
vodka 2008-10-11 09:57:14 PM  
seanwlambert: Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell


Pet peeve?

 
Stompn_Tom [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:58:14 PM  
This happened up this way where a guy killed his ex and buried her in a cemetery (new window) - quite the sting operation to bring him down

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:59:32 PM  
A guy in Phoenix did this. He would have got away with it but he felt guilty and confessed. D'oh.

 
OrangeClan 2008-10-11 10:00:57 PM  
Please don't start this 'Pet Peeve' business again, think of the children.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:02:24 PM  
OrangeClan: Please don't start this 'Pet Peeve' business again, think of the children.

Of course I'm thinking of the children...gotta masturbate sometime.

 
simpsonfan 2008-10-11 10:04:37 PM  
Ihad a pet peeve once, but it got cancer, and the vet had to put it to sleep.

Why is it 'Vodak' anyway? Most of us know what it means.

This missing girl was WHITE! Why didn't this make the national news at the time?

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:05:04 PM  
seanwlambert: Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell


Noob much? On Fark, there is only vodak.

Try the SiO-Vag 2000. Gets the sand out of your vagina every time.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:05:08 PM  
I think quite some time ago this was actually a "Tales from the Darkside" only before that it was an episode of "Matlock" that was an imitation of an older version of "Quincy".

Everyone who can't get with the vodak meme needs to have their Fark membership revoked.

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-10-11 10:08:00 PM  
Stompn_Tom: This happened up this way where a guy killed his ex and buried her in a cemetery (new window) - quite the sting operation to bring him down

Holy shiat, that's intricate. I can't believe they were able to pull that off.

 
vudukungfu 2008-10-11 10:08:08 PM  
Gyrfalcon:
Everyone who can't get with the vodak meme needs to have their Fark membership revoked.


You're soaking in it.
/Madge

 
mfaby 2008-10-11 10:09:50 PM  
Wisconsin: Home of Ed Gein, Dahmer and now this.

Plus Vodak! Sweet, sweet vodak.....

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:10:08 PM  
seanwlambert: Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell



Vodak Vodak Vodak Vodak Vodak


seanwlambert: /lern to spell

*giggle*

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 10:10:53 PM  
"Exhuming Grave May Solve Disappearance"

Exhuming could solve a lot of things. You ever think about how so many modern settlements are built on or around the area of earlier settlements? We can only comprehensively scrape away the dirt from the places we aren't living. Doesn't this imply our idea of the history of humanity is incomplete at best?

Also, why would a murderer put a body where people know to look for corpses?

 
maldinero 2008-10-11 10:21:47 PM  
Funeral homes usually handle the body to the point of sealing the casket.
At the burial site, the casket is sealed within a closely fitting concrete vault.
The vault is placed by vault company employees over a rectangular hole.
The hole is dug by employees or others contracted by owners of the cemetery.
Each transfer of the corpse and stage of burial involves paperwork signed by official witnesses.

It's highly unlikely that a funeral director will find the opportunity to toss in another body.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:21:59 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan: "Exhuming Grave May Solve Disappearance"

Exhuming could solve a lot of things. You ever think about how so many modern settlements are built on or around the area of earlier settlements? We can only comprehensively scrape away the dirt from the places we aren't living. Doesn't this imply our idea of the history of humanity is incomplete at best?

Also, why would a murderer put a body where people know to look for corpses?


Once you've buried someone, why would you look again?

 
Mercutio879 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:25:34 PM  
Did you hear about the plane crash at the graveyard?


I guess they are at 1000 victims and counting.

/I'll be here all week
//Try the veal.

 
Neesie 2008-10-11 10:30:43 PM  
According to a thread yesterday, it's Vodak.

 
fark the casbah 2008-10-11 10:37:45 PM  
aristocrats?

\sorry

 
particle accelerator 2008-10-11 10:51:34 PM  
came for the noobs not knowing vodak, leaves satisfied

 
ElBarto79 2008-10-11 10:51:57 PM  
This sounds a little bizarre.

There's no evidence to suggest the boyfriend did it and there's no evidence to suggest she's buried in the cemetery. They're simply taking available facts to create one possible scenario with no evidence, when there's literally thousands of possibilities.

One man, who may well have been innocent, has already killed himself over this yet they still want to pursue it.

 
reillan 2008-10-11 10:59:08 PM  
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

 
geekbikerskum 2008-10-11 11:02:33 PM  
Whatever happens, I feel bad for this young woman's family. I hope they get the closure they seek, one way or another.

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:04:37 PM  
maldinero:
It's highly unlikely that a funeral director will find the opportunity to toss in another body.


They're looking into the possibility that the boyfriend/suspect knew his uncle's funeral home had a funeral planned on a certain day. Graves are dug ahead of time, then covered. It wouldn't take too much to sneak in the night before and conceal the body under some dirt at the bottom. I doubt anyone would jump in to give it one last check.

 
spexandwally 2008-10-11 11:16:36 PM  
Actually, the mafia has been known to use over/under coffins (New Window) for exactly this reason.

 
CornFedIowan 2008-10-11 11:35:37 PM  
seanwlambert: Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell


I refuse to make a petard-hoisting joke on the grounds that this may have been intentional.

 
Scifientologist 2008-10-11 11:37:11 PM  
seanwlambert: Gosh Subby, Are you that stupid? Its VODKA, no vodak.

/lern to spell


msghelp.net

...and has anyone notified Chris Carter that we found another script for him to mangle?

 
Thakh 2008-10-11 11:40:07 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Everyone who can't get with the vodak meme needs to have their Fark membership revoked.

What if not getting the vodak meme is a meme?

/PS. It's vodKA
//lern2spel

 
MiamiChef 2008-10-11 11:47:11 PM  
freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com

Vodak Linked

 
maldinero 2008-10-11 11:53:17 PM  
tukatz: e possibility that the boyfriend/suspect knew his uncle's funeral home had a funeral planned on a certain day. Graves are dug ahead of time, then covered. It wouldn't take too much to sneak in the night before and conceal the body under some dirt at the bottom. I doubt anyone would jump in to give it one last check

Good point. I bet the vault company would be biatching that the grave diggers were too inconsiderate to contour the bottom with troughs for easy cable retrieval, though.

spexandwally: Actually, the mafia has been known to use over/under coffins (New Window) for exactly this reason.

Another good point.

 
TheBishop!! 2008-10-12 12:02:37 AM  
1.vodak

Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.
Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"
stupid meme retarded moronic vodka
by Stupid Meme Hater Nov 25, 2006 share this add comment

TY Urban Dickshanary!

 
normalclose 2008-10-12 12:13:46 AM  
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HONDOWAYNE 2008-10-12 12:17:38 AM  
Bacon fer everyone!

 
Aidan [TotalFark] 2008-10-12 12:58:51 AM  
ElBarto79: This sounds a little bizarre.

There's no evidence to suggest the boyfriend did it and there's no evidence to suggest she's buried in the cemetery. They're simply taking available facts to create one possible scenario with no evidence, when there's literally thousands of possibilities.

One man, who may well have been innocent, has already killed himself over this yet they still want to pursue it.


Agreed. My first reaction on reading this article was "Unlikely. But good luck with that."

 
jerrylambert 2008-10-12 01:15:09 AM  
YES!!!! Beautiful vodak!!! Yes!!! Oh yes vodak!!!!

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rustylite 2008-10-12 01:33:34 AM  
MMMMMMMMMMMMM Vodak!

 
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