Well, duh. Who in their right mind would want to imagine a naked John McCain?

Barack Obama was only eight years old when Terry Bean was producing porn videos. He's now a respected member of the gay community (Bean, that is).

/talking points FTW!

Man, whoever's picking the greens right now is looking for some flamewars...

Did fark hire Michelle Malkin to moderate this weekend?

Because they know he doesn't give a crap what they do in their bedrooms?

/Ha! Imageshack FTW!

Mccain: #1 with Viagra ads.

"Hey, Palin, get your hot little ass over here! I'm on hour 3.5 of a 4 hour drug-induced hard-on, and I've already given it to Condoleezza, Michell Malkin, AND Karl Rove! I'm a little chafed, but I've got more callouses than that from my time as a POW! Speaking of POW, hey, come ride my bamboo bars, you hot little Alaskan Snowfrau! ROWR!"

I'd bet McCain has banged more women.

Maybe Obama cut a deal with him to teach gay sex education to kindergartners...

Exodus2001: Did fark hire Michelle Malkin to moderate this weekend?

Yep...

wow...

Gay porn barons know which way the wind is...uh...blowing.

buzzvert: "Hey, Palin, get your hot little ass over here! I'm on hour 3.5 of a 4 hour drug-induced hard-on, and I've already given it to Condoleezza, Michell Malkin, AND Karl Rove! I'm a little chafed, but I've got more callouses than that from my time as a POW! Speaking of POW, hey, come ride my bamboo bars, you hot little Alaskan Snowfrau! ROWR!"

There are some things...once imagined....they can never be unimagined...

Do they make thought bleach?

buzzvert: Mccain: #1 with Viagra ads.

"Hey, Palin, get your hot little ass over here! I'm on hour 3.5 of a 4 hour drug-induced hard-on, and I've already given it to Condoleezza, Michell Malkin, AND Karl Rove! I'm a little chafed, but I've got more callouses than that from my time as a POW! Speaking of POW, hey, come ride my bamboo bars, you hot little Alaskan Snowfrau! ROWR!"

Buzzvert, with all due respect that was a terrible thing to do. Dear god I may have to bang my head against the wall to get that image out of my head. Why, why would you do such a thing?

Exodus2001: Did fark hire Michelle Malkin to moderate this weekend?

Don't be ridiculous.

Moderators don't approve links, she's the Admin this week.

Hot linked. Natch. Are the mods happy?

Phil Gramm, McCain's former campaign co-chair and economic (ha!) adviser directly produced a couple of softcore porno videos in the mid-1970's:

Truck Stop Women: No Rig Is Too Big for Them to Handle
"Beauty Queens"

and, finally and most appropriate:

White House Madness, a soft-core pornographic political satire set in the White House during Nixon's administration.

Not that I personally give a shiat, but it seems the right is rolling down Obama's rather extensive list of contributors and going back 20-30 years to try to dig up shiat by association.

McCain hired a guy who he knew paid women to get naked on film as his campaign co-chair. Until everything went to Hell, Gramm was a lock for a cabinet position.

The way the electoral field is looking, Obama is increasingly #1 with *everyone*.

-1, redundant.

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?! I MUS KNOW!

McCain... #1 with meth heads and white supremacists.

/see how this works?

obama is number one dead people too, oh and the dallas cowboys

number one with dead people

This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

However, the Republican payouts were small, amounting to less than £1,000.

I'm pretty sure that there's a joke in there somewhere.

Come on, where's the flamewar? I got the popcorn and everything...

So he's number one with the barons of gay porn or the porn barons who are gay?

it's so confusing.

I think we're all looking forward to seeing McCain get arse-reamed. NTTAWWT.

This means that when Obama is president, he is going to force everyone to do gay porn.

buzzvert: Mccain: #1 with Viagra ads.

"Hey, Palin, get your hot little ass over here! I'm on hour 3.5 of a 4 hour drug-induced hard-on, and I've already given it to Condoleezza, Michell Malkin, AND Karl Rove! I'm a little chafed, but I've got more callouses than that from my time as a POW! Speaking of POW, hey, come ride my bamboo bars, you hot little Alaskan Snowfrau! ROWR!"

Well, so far McCain's career path seems to mimicing Bob Dole's, so I guess Viagra ads are, in fact, next on the list.

Obama's spokesman confirmed Bean's donations but stressed he had also given money to the Republicans.

However, the Republican payouts were small, amounting to less than £1,000.

Of which I am sure they happily accepted.
No news here let's move on.

llortcM_yllort: This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

Heh...I was gonna call you on this, but then I figured out your name.

Heh...nicely done, sir or madam.

This is queer news... for Obama.

Begs to differ

OMG Obama taking a legal contribution from someone!

Let the manufactured outrage begin!!!

Wow it's like the Republican are looking into every person who donated to Obama to see if they have done anything at all to make an outrage about.

Nawww they wouldn't do that do.

PizzaJedi81: llortcM_yllort: This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

Heh...I was gonna call you on this, but then I figured out your name.

Heh...nicely done, sir or madam.

Hey, I'm no troll! You liberals are just too blind to accept other ideas!

/If I was a troll, I'd thank you for the compliment.
//but I'm not!
///maybe

Oh, for fark's sake. Honestly...y'all are starting to sound desperate. I may actually start to believe Obama will win...instead of just HOPING.

/I don't//grew up in Ohio///proudly wear my "Old White Woman for Obama" button every day

Gay porn barons, apply directly to--after lubricating!

This should get the republicans nice and frothy.

Jesus fark, you people have no self respect. I'm waiting for the child rapist accusation.

Oh, I forgot. Gay porn is illegal.

Wait... What?

llortcM_yllort: PizzaJedi81: llortcM_yllort: This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

Heh...I was gonna call you on this, but then I figured out your name.

Heh...nicely done, sir or madam.

Hey, I'm no troll! You liberals are just too blind to accept other ideas!

/If I was a troll, I'd thank you for the compliment.
//but I'm not!
///maybe

.ynnuf er'uoY

mjsee: /I don't//grew up in Ohio///proudly wear my "Old White Woman for Obama" button every day

Very cool, I need to get me one o them thar buttons. I'll where it as I stroll alonf the beach at Gulf Shores.

llortcM_yllort: This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

See, I don't even know if comments like this are serious anymore. There's not much daylight between actual "outraged" republicans and the people mocking them.

redpanda2: llortcM_yllort: This justs proves that Obama is a G-dless man! How dare he accept money from such a corrupt man! He is a Muslim who wants to see the destruction of America and the destruction of the family! Do the Democrats have no shame? Do those filthy elitists wish to corrupt this nation? We should throw those bastards out for their disgusting ways! If Obama beats Palin on Nov. 4, then this country is doomed

See, I don't even know if comments like this are serious anymore. There's not much daylight between actual "outraged" republicans and the people mocking them.

Look at the name.

How do you get the title: Gay Porn Baron?

Did he start off as a Gay Porn Lord or Duke and then get promoted?

Or was the title just conferred by some queen?

Loucifer: How do you get the title: Gay Porn Baron?

Did he start off as a Gay Porn Lord or Duke and then get promoted?

Or was the title just conferred by some queen?

He started out as the Marquif.

buzzvert: "Hey, Palin, get your hot little ass over here! I'm on hour 3.5 of a 4 hour drug-induced hard-on, and I've already given it to Condoleezza, Michell Malkin, AND Karl Rove! I'm a little chafed, but I've got more callouses than that from my time as a POW! Speaking of POW, hey, come ride my bamboo bars, you hot little Alaskan Snowfrau! ROWR!"

I don't know if I should laugh or vomit.

buzzvert: Alaskan Snowfrau!

We have a new nickname for her?

If you're voting based on who -else- likes or dislikes someone, you've failed Civics. Oh, but this is the US. Nevermind...

Skail: Well, duh. Who in their right mind would want to imagine a naked John McCain?

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Send me 10 gallons of mindbleach ASAP and a lobotomy kit. I may never clear that image from my skull.

I call your Terry Bean and raise you a Jonathan Crutchley

Porn is an equal opportunity employer