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(Journal Times) Dumbass Who would be brazen enough to steal money from a disabled guy's produce stand? Don't know his name yet, but here's a lovely photo   (journaltimes.com) divider line 85
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oh and once I saw a blimp 2008-10-11 07:01:18 PM  
i33.tinypic.com
NO CLASS

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 07:26:31 PM  
Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.

 
Lurchybaby 2008-10-11 07:26:49 PM  
But wait!! There's more (pic of a diff perp that is...)

Link (new window)

 
the real splatapus 2008-10-11 07:26:55 PM  
i hope that guy gets brain herpes

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 07:30:45 PM  
the real splatapus: i hope that guy gets brain herpes

Skull farking? I like the way you think, sir.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-10-11 07:31:23 PM  
Ya can't blame the hustla fo gettin' money! (new window)

That's what they do, baby!

 
nogames2k4 2008-10-11 07:32:08 PM  
Beat em all into a wheelchair with a gummy stick!

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 07:34:25 PM  
My only hope is that fellow in the picture will go to jail and have something similar inserted in his slot.

 
Diesel645 2008-10-11 07:37:18 PM  
is*

 
ChadManMn 2008-10-11 07:38:12 PM  
You know, at this point in history, 15 years into general access to the internet, you would think that local NEWS ORGANIZATIONS would list their freakin' location on the index page.

/peeve
//carry on

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 07:40:45 PM  
ChadManMn: You know, at this point in history, 15 years into general access to the internet, you would think that local NEWS ORGANIZATIONS would list their freakin' location on the index page.

/peeve
//carry on


What's an internet?
/Also a peeve of mine

 
HomeGrownCone 2008-10-11 07:43:23 PM  
Who would be brazen enough to steal money from a disabled guy's produce stand?

"STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN

 
GoofingOff 2008-10-11 07:43:33 PM  
I really do hope they catch that scum bag for stealing from the box. However, the owner needs to come up with a better idea than an honors system. It seems just too easy.

 
Akambe 2008-10-11 07:44:14 PM  
It's "the Internet." There is only one. It's capitalized.

/so there

 
Baron Von Supercock 2008-10-11 07:44:53 PM  
There's a card carrying Republican if Ive ever seen one

 
lolmadillo 2008-10-11 07:45:36 PM  
to be fair, the guy was only stealing to donate to McCain

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 07:45:46 PM  
HomeGrownCone: Who would be brazen enough to steal money from a disabled guy's produce stand?

"STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN


AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS GIMME YOUR MONEY OLD MAN

 
Oldiron_79 2008-10-11 07:46:08 PM  
Stone Cold Steve Austin?

 
acidsurfer 2008-10-11 07:49:25 PM  
Akambe: It's "the Internet." There is only one. It's capitalized.

/so there


god help us..

 
ToobTopTuesdays 2008-10-11 07:58:25 PM  
Akambe:

It's "the Internet." There is only one. It's capitalized.

/so there

god help us..


It's really just a series of tubes.

 
Necrosis 2008-10-11 07:59:24 PM  
The guy works out in the fields in a damn wheelchair, that is somebody that hasn't given up and is making the best of his life. Very impressive.

/fark those thieving douchebags
//they'll probably be caught soon with those pictures

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-10-11 08:03:47 PM  
Did you see the size of those radishes? Or were they turnips?
Sticky substance with a nascar hat.


lols

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:04:35 PM  
Why is he red?

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:10:11 PM  
Baron Von Supercock: There's a card carrying Republican if Ive ever seen one

That's a moose on the front of his shirt. What do you bet it is related to Palin?

 
Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2008-10-11 08:18:30 PM  
Unsurprisingly, the perp looks like he's wearing the ultimate "I'm a douche" accessory, a bluetooth earpiece.

 
Lee451 2008-10-11 08:19:16 PM  
How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?

 
Bohemian 2008-10-11 08:26:35 PM  
Lee451: How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?
You fail.

My guess is he lives in a trailer park, chain smokes Marlboros, voted for Bush and claims to be a god fearing patriot.

The bluetooth headset just perfects the outfit.

 
Arcanum 2008-10-11 08:27:36 PM  
Baron Von Supercock: There's a card carrying Republican if Ive ever seen one

douches like this really believe this stuff, in spite of volumes of data on the Democrat leanings of racists and felons.

Kinda sad that any little story for the last 8 years was blamed on Bush, and the idiot brownshirts have to direct that energy at half the nation now...

But all he's demonstrating is his bigotry.

 
rumpelstiltskin 2008-10-11 08:29:11 PM  
Bohemian: Lee451: How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?
You fail.

My guess is he lives in a trailer park, chain smokes Marlboros, voted for Bush and claims to be a god fearing patriot.

The bluetooth headset just perfects the outfit.


My guess is he's an unemployed banker. Or, maybe an employed banker.

 
Arcli9ht 2008-10-11 08:29:57 PM  
He needs one of these.
Dunno how to sort out the paying customers from the thieves though.

Might be funny enough to not care.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 08:30:20 PM  
Necrosis: The guy works out in the fields in a damn wheelchair, that is somebody that hasn't given up and is making the best of his life. Very impressive.

/fark those thieving douchebags
//they'll probably be caught soon with those pictures


With the money he paid for cameras that take such high quality pictures, couldn't he have paid at least minimum wage to some kid to make sure THE CASH BOXES WERE NOT UNATTENDED?

 
libbynomore2 2008-10-11 08:37:26 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan Quote 2008-10-11 07:26:31 PM
Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.



WRONG. The FAIL is taking something that isn't yours.

Didn't anyone teach you right from wrong?

 
Righteously Indignant [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:38:41 PM  
All the roadside produce stands here in upstate NY use unattended cash boxes. I can't say I've ever seen anyone trying to fish money out of them like that. Honestly, how much could that kinda theft possibly be worth? You'd probably find more under your sofa cushions. Jeez, stealing a gimp's turnip money. That's pretty low.

 
I8B4U 2008-10-11 08:39:24 PM  
"Lee451: How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?"

I'm not religious and i don't believe in God. doesn't mean i've ever felt the need to steal from someone else.

Btw, if you need a hand of your holier then thou high horse, i can lend you a ladder.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 08:39:59 PM  
libbynomore2: xuanzhiyouxuan Quote 2008-10-11 07:26:31 PM
Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.
WRONG. The FAIL is taking something that isn't yours.
Didn't anyone teach you right from wrong?


The stealing is the secondary FAIL. The primary FAIL is leaving the money you need to survive in unguarded boxes. If a guy in a wheelchair makes a bad business decision, is it somehow virtuous?

 
libbynomore2 2008-10-11 08:41:20 PM  
Bohemian Quote 2008-10-11 08:26:35 PM
Lee451: How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?
You fail.

My guess is he lives in a trailer park, chain smokes Marlboros, voted for Bush and claims to be a god fearing patriot.

The bluetooth headset just perfects the outfit.



Yeah, that's it. You must be an FBI profiler.

/ok, I really think you must just be an idiot
//and obviously a disciple of your messiah Obama

 
SaviorJay 2008-10-11 08:45:13 PM  
I sense a meme coming on. If I had any photo shop skills, I'm sure I could make this funny somehow.

 
libbynomore2 2008-10-11 08:45:53 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan Quote 2008-10-11 08:39:59 PM
libbynomore2: xuanzhiyouxuan Quote 2008-10-11 07:26:31 PM
Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.
WRONG. The FAIL is taking something that isn't yours.
Didn't anyone teach you right from wrong?

The stealing is the secondary FAIL. The primary FAIL is leaving the money you need to survive in unguarded boxes. If a guy in a wheelchair makes a bad business decision, is it somehow virtuous?



Fine, wanna split hairs and play semantic games? It's a mistake to assume that assholes wont steal what is not theirs. It's a crime ( ie far worse than a mistake ) to steal what isn't yours.

You speak as though that person deserved to be ripped off which makes me think that you would rip someone off if you thought you could get away with it....and feel justified in doing so.

Congrats, you are officially a really shiatty person.

 
Righteously Indignant [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 08:49:45 PM  
libbynomore2: It's a mistake to assume that assholes wont steal what is not theirs.

What's worse, he thinks we should assume that EVERYONE'S a thieving asshole all of the time. Trust is stupid, everyone's out to fark you over.

You speak as though that person deserved to be ripped off

I got that message, too. The old "they were asking for it" line.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 08:52:18 PM  
libbynomore2: You speak as though that person deserved to be ripped off which makes me think that you would rip someone off if you thought you could get away with it

Nope. I just know that if I depend on something for my survival, I would do more than leave it in a box with a sign saying "Please don't steal, I'm in a wheelchair. KTHXBAI"

 
Cheesehead_Dave 2008-10-11 08:54:16 PM  
xuanzhiyouxuan: Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.

/lives around there

If the fall, stands like these are the norm here, selling everything from watermelon to pumpkins to bales of hay. I've always wondered how much theft there is, but whatever revenue they get must still make it worth it.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:03:22 PM  
I don't know the guy's name either, but I'll bet he drinks Bud Lite.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:05:08 PM  
libbynomore2: Bohemian Quote 2008-10-11 08:26:35 PM
Lee451: How much you wanna bet this guy is not religious and doesn't believe in God?
You fail.

My guess is he lives in a trailer park, chain smokes Marlboros, voted for Bush and claims to be a god fearing patriot.

The bluetooth headset just perfects the outfit.


Yeah, that's it. You must be an FBI profiler.

/ok, I really think you must just be an idiot
//and obviously a disciple of your messiah Obama


I'll bet he's right on the money. And I don't support Obama.
/or McCain

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-10-11 09:05:20 PM  
Cheesehead_Dave: xuanzhiyouxuan: Unattended cash boxes are the FAIL here.

/lives around there

If the fall, stands like these are the norm here, selling everything from watermelon to pumpkins to bales of hay. I've always wondered how much theft there is, but whatever revenue they get must still make it worth it.


From the replies in the thread, it looks like there are actually places where this the norm. The only unattended cash boxes I have seen are for parking lots and camp sites and the cash boxes have designs that make them seemingly impossible to steal from.

 
Gaylord Fister 2008-10-11 09:05:55 PM  
Did someone say palsy?

img263.imageshack.us

 
Fototark [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:10:16 PM  
img412.imageshack.us
He look familiar!

 
Begoggle 2008-10-11 09:23:15 PM  
I guess I don't understand the logistics of this.
Are these stands just left unattended?
If that's the case, then why not just steal the WHOLE BOX?

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-10-11 09:27:04 PM  
A: a tweaker, IMHO

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 09:31:11 PM  
Begoggle: I guess I don't understand the logistics of this.
Are these stands just left unattended?
If that's the case, then why not just steal the WHOLE BOX?



The honor system is one of the few things people want to believe in. Unfortunately many people can't be trusted anymore with anything. Morals and respect are the new dinosaurs.

 
gund 2008-10-11 09:31:51 PM  
Begoggle: I guess I don't understand the logistics of this.
Are these stands just left unattended?
If that's the case, then why not just steal the WHOLE BOX?


Probably because it's securely attached to the stand? Using the stick may take a minute, using tools to detach the entire box may take 10 minutes.

 
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