It's like 1000 knives when all you need is a fork.

/got nothin
//bored

White knives? Yawn.

They call this 'forking' in the hopelessly lame and boring portions of the suburbs where I grew up. You sneak around at night and stuck plastic cutlery in peoples lawns, then TP their house.

It shames me to even mention knowing people who did that.

Baby Obama Wept.

I was confused until I read the full article. Now I'm really confused.

I've been forked and flocked (pink flamingos). Not at the same time, that would be too kinky.

Flocking was a cheerleader fundraiser. You could pay for protection, or pay to have the cheerleaders remove the offending flamingos. Either way, the cheerleaders make you pay.

Bunch of forking idiots

/iceholes

So, what did the note say? Why white knives? Is his job at Family First related to anything? Seriously, that was one of the most unilluminating articles I've ever read.

Just for those who aren't aware, "Family First" is the New Zealand version of the God-bothering morons who advocate for a Christian Taliban form of government. That said, the "forking" is kinda weird. Would have opted for a better prank, like a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch...

Plong42: I've been forked and flocked (pink flamingos). Not at the same time, that would be too kinky.

Flocking was a cheerleader fundraiser. You could pay for protection, or pay to have the cheerleaders remove the offending flamingos. Either way, the cheerleaders make you pay.

I'm think of other things I can pay for when it comes to cheerleaders.

OMG HOA NINJAS!

http://www.familyfirst.org.nz/

Maybe he thought (at first) it was some sort of abortion-rights protest?

Plong42: Either way, the cheerleaders make you pay.

fap

1000 of em? Jebus, get a farking job.

"... in a families lawn..."

What is a families lawn? Some sort of park?

When terrorizing a family makes them feel terrorized then the terrorists have won.

/apparently I also have nothing

Should have used sporks as they threaten nothing

My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

I think this is a good thing. The new World Economy will be based on people buying plastic forks to stick into lawns. Fark Dow Jones.

Thats not a knife

bbcard1: My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

No. But you already knew that.

bbcard1: My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

depends on the proximity of current circumstances to this different set of circumstances

This is bad news...for Obama.

stamped human bacon:
Should have used sporks as they threaten nothing

As the inventor of the Foon, I feel slighted by the reference.

I NEEDED A FARKING SPOON, YOU EVIL BIATCHES!!!

EnderX: Thats not a knife

I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

bbcard1: My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

Did she get a kick out of you helping? If yes then that is a deed which done good.

/yep, the link is hot

SlightlyManic: /yep, the link is hot

The chicks are too...

Isn't that how you grow knives?

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Isn't that how you grow knives?

Bastard!!!!!
You beat me to it!

A plastic curse?

bbcard1: My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

It disturbs me to hear you talk about your son in such a fashion.

/wait...what?

Am I the only one who noticed the Promise Keepers signs?

Slightly Amusing!!!

"families yard" Gracie?

Does no one speak farking English?

\my grammar Nazi uniform, let me show you it
\\but I mean come on, if an inbred toothless hillbilly can do it, why can't you?
\\\and the Vols lost again

DrBrownCow: Why white knives?

Because it's far and away the most common color you'll find plastic cutlery in?

I know how to deal with these G-damn gypsy curses.
i need a bucket of whore blood and some tiger semen if ya got it. and gloves. and maybe some duct tape.

get off my lawn

\late and obligatory

Amateurs.

Best lawn prank? Sprinkle a box of powdered milk on the grass. Hope for rain. The odor of spoiled milk permeates the soil for quite some time and refreshes with each morning dew. It's like the prank that just keeps on giving.

/mean, I know.

It's a typical example of Lefty 'peaceful', non-threatening protest! Hypocrisy and the Left are words that go together perfectly!

They left out the best part of the prank. You put hundreds of forks in someone's laws, and then put signs around their neighborhood advertising a "fork sale".

This happens around here often and it must stop! Down with lawn sporking! Down with black dresses! Down with a sickness!

bbcard1: My hot divorcee neighbor had a few hundred plastic forks stuck in her yard. My son and I helped her clean them up, no harm done. Philosphical question, if you do something nice for someone you would sleep with if you found yourself under a different set of circumstances, does it still count as a good deed?

A good deed done as just that is just a good deed; a good deed done with an expectation of something in return isn't really a good deed, but rather is self serving. Hoping what might otherwise happen doesn't diminish your kindness.

So he got an email that apologized...no way that could be someone other than the pranksters, nope.

Nobody else came here to mention this?

FTA: "Neighbours said they saw four women dressed in black on his lawn but thought they were putting out candles."

Is it a normal thing for four people dressed in black to be putting 1000 candles on someone's front lawn? Especially when its the front lawn of an apparently Christian man.

I mean, I'd probably do something like that, but this guy?

So what, was the "dumbass" tag out sticking spoons in someone else's yard?

Knife wrench!

/for kids

Nothing says "we're going to kill you" like sticking plastic cutlery in some one's yard.

They should arrest the moron who took it as a serious threat for being such a moronic pansy.