OMG Sekrit Mooslim! Terrist! Community organizer! BIG BLACK PENIS!

/Everybody panic and just f*cking vote for McCain already!

Headline: Malkin being the attention whore she is submits another one of her shiatty blogs to fark.

NY Post?

lololollol.

Also, ACORN wouldn't need to bribe people to register for a black Democrat in CLEVELAND. I wonder how much the guy was paid to say he was bribed by ACORN.

:P

I'd hit it after a good many beers, then I'd quit it. I'd treat her real mean in the bedroom, and you know she's one of those women that would love it.

If he's such a heavy smoker he'll never have the energy to go and vote 72 times.

It doesn't look as if their shenanigans are going to be necessary.

Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?

Ms.Maus: Also, ACORN wouldn't need to bribe people to register for a black Democrat in CLEVELAND. I wonder how much the guy was paid to say he was bribed by ACORN.

The bribe is to vote in the first place, genius.

JacksBlack: The bribe is to vote in the first place, genius.

I think you missed what I was saying. I don't think the guy was bribed to vote. I think he was bribed to say he was bribed to vote. You big doodiehead. ;)

Girl From The North Country: Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?



ACORN has been in my experience a positive force in Houston. Their employees are educators, social workers, and union organizers. Perhaps some of their volunteers are overzealous, but the Ohio paid staff (average salaries for people holding masters degrees below 25K, BTW) number around 10, statewide. I have a hard time believing there are fewer GOP operatives working to subvert voting in Ohio.

Two Dogs Farking: OMG Sekrit Mooslim! Terrist! Community organizer! BIG BLACK PENIS!

/Everybody panic and just f*cking vote for McCain already!

Registering to vote 72 times != voting 72 times, or even being capable of doing so.

Girl From The North Country: Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?

You forgot zOMG TEH MOOOSLIMZZ!!!!1111!!11

I don't know, guys. She had a direct quote from a guy, and that's usually ironclad.

Hal Jalykakik: Girl From The North Country: Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?

You forgot zOMG TEH MOOOSLIMZZ!!!!1111!!11

D'oh! I'll work on my Cliffs Notes skills for next time. Thanks for the reminder.

Girl From The North Country: Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?

Yep. Its not just ACORN, pretty much any organization that focuses on the social well being of the less fortunate is off the table for folks like Malkin and hardcore neoncons. They don't like anyone who tries to help their fellow man.

Neocons don't believe in helping others, and the evangelicals don't either.

They might ask 'WWJD' but the Gospels really don't have anything at all to do with what Evangelicals think and practice. So basically any social organizing group from them has the strict purpose of converting people to their preferred pretend Christian style of hive mind thats rooted in fearing and hating your neighbor.

Blah, I can't focus today. *Rant rant rant*

Rascal King

Neocons don't believe in helping others...below their own income level.

the evangelicals don't either...unless you praise their personal deity.

Coupla modifications for extra truthiness!

I knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy...

Every time you click on a Malkin link a baby dies. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Malkin is the only person who is more wrong than a stopped clock. She can't even manage twice a day.

That's nothing. Wait until you hear about the things the pro-McCain KKK has done.

submitter: Pro-Obama ACORN paid a man 'in cash and cigarettes' to register to vote 72 times

Because, presumably, ACORN expects him to roll around Cleveland to 72 different polling places and vote.

Right.

It's hard enough to get the poor to vote once.

Or perhaps they plan to go and vote for him?

Obama's get out the vote effort would probably be less efficient if they tried to daisy chain polling places and vote multiple times than if they did their job on election day and get legitimate voters to the polls.

cash and cigarettes?

How much cash and cigarettes did the anti-Obama group pay the bum to say that?

Just doing the thug thizzle that ACORN and Obama know so well.

WTF is this chick's problem?

Is this why Democrats are always against photo IDs at voting booths?

/stirring the pot

If you give me a handful of meth and a video camera, I can drive about three miles from my school and find five or six people who would give me sworn statements on camera that McCain abducted them and anal probed them with a rake. Another handful of meth, and I could maybe convince some of them to say that McCain used Michelle Malkin as the anal probe.

I'd need more meth because there are some things it's harder to convince addicts to do for drugs.

If I was the McCain camp, at this point I'd be visiting Malkin, Coulter, Rush, and Hannity and telling them to shut their damn pieholes until after the election. They aren't doing any good at this point. McCain's only chance is to make a desperate push toward the center, and the neocon mouthpieces ain't that.

Danielsan: Is this why Democrats are always against photo IDs at voting booths?

/stirring the pot

Tragically, yes. The Dems are better at courting the stupid vote and the criminal vote, and both are less likely to be able to negotiate the treacherous waters of the photo ID counter at the DMV. Which is a shame, because the Democrat side of things is usually the more reasonable one. If they'd cut the "disenfranchisement!!!1one!!" stuff out, and take the moral high road of "all of OUR voters can follow directions and exist, unlike the fake voters that Diebold creates", I think they'd gain more cred.

I like how Fark has implemented a "Malkin" banner. It means "Do not click article - Jump directly to conclusion"

That's all.

I remember just four short years ago when allegations of irregularities should have been investigated at all cost.

My how times have changed.

Girl From The North Country: Obama supports an organization that has a respectable goal.

Some people in the organization go about achieving that goal the wrong way.

Obama is to blame.

Have I captured this correctly?

Not quite.

Obama once represented them in court in one case.

Some people that worked for them submitted false registrations.

It's all Obama's fault.

Typical Chicago-style politics

Here's what i don't understand... how are these fraudulent register going to vote on election day? Does that guy have 72 fake IDs or something?

Cornwell: I like how Fark has implemented a "Malkin" banner. It means "Do not click article - Jump directly to conclusion"

That's all.

I like it. Tells me i don't have to click and i already know what the article is about.

What do Republicans prefer to get paid with? Little boys and adult diapers?

This is bad...FOR OBAMA!

I'm not doing it right am I.....

Danielsan: Is this why Democrats are always against photo IDs at voting booths?

Pretty much, as far as I can tell.

The "What about the poor!!!!" thing is such a red hearing. If you truly can't/won't get around to get a photo ID, how the heck are you going to get around to go vote? Every state that I am aware of has a free ID card or a card that costs $5. If it's such an issue, make the ID cards free. Even the drunks here in GF have an ID card.

jj325: Every time you click on a Malkin link a baby dies. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Sounds like population control....

*clicks X9000*

FarKnight: Since when does registration = voting?

Every registration is potentially a vote. A ballot can be cast by any registered voter, regardless of whether that person actually exists.

WHARGARRRBL!!!

Well, that's just the most damning unsourced blog entry I've ever seen. Obama is obviously done for.

moralpanic: Here's what i don't understand... how are these fraudulent register going to vote on election day? Does that guy have 72 fake IDs or something?

Ohio doesn't require photo ID to vote.

dahmers love zombie:

The Dems are better at courting the stupid vote

Have you seen coverage of a McCain/Palin rally lately? I am pretty sure they have the stupid vote covered.

John McCain: wrong on the economy, wrong on foreign policy, wrong on energy. So what's left? ACORN and Bill Ayers. Ad nauseam.

I'll hold my outrage until I see some reports that show these people actually voting more than once. Then, I'll add in the number of registered voters removed on flimsy causes, those receiving "Vote Nov 5th!" notices or "voters are subject to outstanding traffic warrants" and the like, and check my overall reaction.

Two Dogs Farking: OMG Sekrit Mooslim! Terrist! Community organizer! BIG BLACK PENIS!

/Everybody panic and just f*cking vote for McCain already!

Ay-rabs!

Control_this: cash and cigarettes?

How much cash and cigarettes did the anti-Obama group pay the bum to say that?

"Yeah, I defrauded the electoral system for a buck. So what? I lie all the time. You give me some cigarettes and I'll say anything you want."

Uh huh. Paragon of truth, this one. We can believe anything he says, as presented by a desperate ideologue.

Dancin_In_Anson: I remember just four short years ago when allegations of irregularities should have been investigated at all cost.

My how times have changed.

THIS!!!!
10,000 times this!!!

Dancin_In_Anson: My how times have changed.

Get back to us November 5th on this, you betcha.

Danielsan: Is this why Democrats are always against photo IDs at voting booths?

Be so kind as explain why Republicans are consistently against motor-voter registration, where the potential for fraud is far less than any other.

Crosshair: The "What about the poor!!!!" thing is such a red hearing. If you truly can't/won't get around to get a photo ID, how the heck are you going to get around to go vote? Every state that I am aware of has a free ID card or a card that costs $5. If it's such an issue, make the ID cards free. Even the drunks here in GF have an ID card.

ID cards in Wisconsin cost about $30.

LordPistachio: Every registration is potentially a vote. A ballot can be cast by any registered voter, regardless of whether that person actually exists.

No, duplicate registrations are automatically purged from the rolls. You can (quite legally) register yourself to vote once per day for your whole life, you still only get to vote once come election day.