+1

Exactly why he'll win. White female fantasy. The mook could say anything from the platform (which he does) and all women hear is "Mandingo, mandingo, mandingo."

This is how we got JFK and Clinton.

Michelle Obama said, "the leadership of women will be critical" in electing the next president

Oh great. Women? Be decisive? Riiiight.

RobertBruce: This is how we got JFK and Clinton.

Umm, how is this a bad thing then?

RobertBruce: This is how we got JFK and Clinton.

I am perfectly happy with that outcome.

MacEnvy: RobertBruce: This is how we got JFK and Clinton.

I am perfectly happy with that outcome.

This may be a rerun (what's up Dwayne?), but i hate waiting for things to post

I made more money when Clinton was in office. Is that a bad thing?

Is he offered 14 schnitzengrubens?

Is this journalism? All they said was that Biden said Obama is better for woman. They didnt do any research into what Obama and McCain are doing for woman. This is just half assed shiat.

Redwing: Is he offered 14 schnitzengrubens?

No. 13 is his limit on schnitzengrubens.

Obama's coming.

Baby, I am not from Havana!

Senator Obama was forced to respond to Ms. Von Shtupp with "That's my elbow, baby."

HHHAHAHAHahaha great, great headline, Subby.

Betty White agrees.

What a nice guy!

+1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

Blazing Saddles quote NOT Young Frankenstein

Schnitzengruben!

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

*tilts head*

What?

Majick Thise: mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

Blazing Saddles quote NOT Young Frankenstein

I always forget to refresh while I'm cruising through my tabs.

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

Young man, you go to your room THIS INSTANT, and don't come out until you've learned how to do the French Mistake.

"The new president is a *Gong*!".
The new president is near?
"No! The new president is a *Gong*!"

some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: Young man lady

/sorry
/I'll be over here

some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: Young man lady

/sorry
/I'll be over here

I hang my head in shame. Yeesh. I DO know better...I promise. Can't believe I did that.

Heard after the election:

"That's my arm."

/half-obscure, half-not.

Bitte, schwartze

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy hell nice connection subby!

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

strangeguitar: "The new president is a *Gong*!".
The new president is near?
"No! The new president is a *Gong*!"

Heh...I've been doing that at work for weeks. :-)

DeadZone: Excuse me, while I whip this out.

Man, if he were to start his inaugural address that way, I wouldn't stop laughing until the next election.

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

+1 good Fail of Fail Failenfail quote.

Awesome subby

OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa


/hotlinked for ADORABLE

DeadZone: Excuse me, while I whip this out.

I am so. farking. sad. Cleavon Little isn't with us to watch this. If any famous black entertainer deserves to see this election it's him.

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

Oh so fail.

I'm left thinking about Gabby Hayes yelling from the roof top

"The President is a N(clang)er"

mjsee: +1 for good use of Young Frankenstein quote.

High Anxiety y'idiot!!!

/oyvey

bobbette: OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa


/hotlinked for ADORABLE

Damn, he looks just like the old man.

Hey, where the white women at?

Sorry Subby... if Obama had a big wang he would have a white wife.

Deep down you know thats "twue"

Aw, somebody's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes!

InteriorDesignNinja: bobbette: OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa


/hotlinked for ADORABLE

Damn, he looks just like the old man.

It's so true, he really does look like his grandpa now. They have the same facial structure and goofy grin with tons of crow's feet.


Obama got his dad's ears, maybe? Obama doesn't have any of the features of his parents, but he really looks like his mother's father and there's a definite family resemblance with his Kenyan grandma, too.

bobbette: OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa


/hotlinked for ADORABLE

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

oh and once I saw a blimp: bobbette: OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa


/hotlinked for ADORABLE

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

I think that's a Lil' Republican Campaign Operative. Maybe Lil' Steve Schmidt.

bobbette: OK I was GISing the Obama beach photo, but this came up instead:

Obama with his grandpa

Cute photo, but what's up with the kid with the stick in the background?
...........................................................vvvvvvvvvvvvv

He must have an enormous Schwanschtucker.

It's a young Daniel Day-Lewis.

"Have you gone beserk? Can't you see that man is a nig?"

Wait ... is that the Blazing Saddles quote we were looking for?

Richard Pye: Michelle Obama said, "the leadership of women will be critical" in electing the next president

Oh great. Women? Be decisive? Riiiight.

Just put the possible solutions in a set of shoes and you'll have a decision almost instantly.

wildcardjack: I'm left thinking about Gabby Hayes yelling from the roof top

"The President is a N(clang)er"

that's gabby johnson, if you please. in authentic frontier gibberish!