Awesome. Simply awesome.

Hero tag would also be appropriate.

This is the kind of thing that makes me proud -- PROUD, I say -- to be an American.

This dude WINS.

Mystic Pizza (^)?

As a volunteer firefighter, I wholeheartedly approve.

Oh man, I see a bad "mistaken identity" sitcom plot in the works...

There was a fire truck on craigs list not to long ago. Ben really wanted it but we don't have anywhere to park it. Besides, we are trying to buy a house right now.

Freakin' Sweet.

half-mad-genius
"There was a fire truck on craigs list not to long ago. Ben really wanted it but we don't have anywhere to park it. Besides, we are trying to buy a house right now."

You can sleep in a fire truck, but you can't drive a house.

dj_bigbird: This dude abides.


FTFY

RaceDTruck: half-mad-genius
"There was a fire truck on craigs list not to long ago. Ben really wanted it but we don't have anywhere to park it. Besides, we are trying to buy a house right now."

You can sleep in a fire truck, but you can't drive a house.

How can you argue with that logic??

I can't believe there are morons in the comments section complaining that they should have donated the truck to a small town as a tax write-off.

I rented Mystic Pizza in middle school with some friends. We thought it would be about a creepy pizza place or something.

Wow, were we disappointed.

I_Love_Verdi: Hero tag would also be appropriate.

Agreed

That's farking awesome.

FTFA: Beer now runs through insulated lines that once pumped water to the front of the truck and comes out of two taps. They can do the same for wine and fountain soda.

Mmm...truck wine.

Love this so much! Would definitely use him for parties and whatnot. What an interesting person.

BEST IDEA EVER

That's just rediculous, and I love it.

Firetruck(pizza+beer)= WIN

Tedowski: That's just rediculous, and I love it.

Me also, but we need better pics.

The fire department in my girlfriend's town is selling an old truck. I'm seriously considering stealing this guy's idea. You can't go wrong with mobile beer and pizza.

It would've been nice to have some better pictures of the truck...

more photos ^{(^)}

Only thing better than this wold be a mobile hydroponic firetruck, get those water pumps for something useful! hahaha... this is fo' sho' the #2 use for it though!

klparrot: more photos (^)

Thanks!

Can't wait to see him go up against some pizza chain I heard of on Fark called NYPD.

That would be awesome. Back in the 60s and 70s, my grandfather (a Greek immigrant who still knows very little English) converted a school bus to a "pizza bus" (put in a few ovens, a freezer, and a generator) and drove around all the college campuses in Boston (BU, MIT, Harvard, etc.) selling fresh pizzas out of this bus. I wish someone would do that here...

jaylectricity: I can't believe there are morons in the comments section complaining that they should have donated the truck to a small town as a tax write-off.

They're idiots that have no idea about firefighting equipment. In many many cases, the equipment is too old to be used efficiently or safely.

Similar to the idiots in San Francisco that ask why a fire engine goes on 911 (non-fire) calls. They simply have no idea how the system works.

I didn't see where I could sign up for this man's newsletter. I wish to.

evilstein: jaylectricity: I can't believe there are morons in the comments section complaining that they should have donated the truck to a small town as a tax write-off.

They're idiots that have no idea about firefighting equipment. In many many cases, the equipment is too old to be used efficiently or safely.

Similar to the idiots in San Francisco that ask why a fire engine goes on 911 (non-fire) calls. They simply have no idea how the system works.

Yeah those farktards for not knowing something that they have nothing to do with nor any need to know!

Chet really doesn't know how to make pizza, Roy, but I have this great idea!



//shamefully hotinked

RaceDTruck: half-mad-genius
"There was a fire truck on craigs list not to long ago. Ben really wanted it but we don't have anywhere to park it. Besides, we are trying to buy a house right now."

You can sleep in a fire truck, but you can't drive a house.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the SHEER MAGNITUDE OF WIN this represents. It's like he's reading our minds, if only we were that clever.

+7,926 man points

klparrot: more photos (^)

Thanks!
Am I the only one who is happy to see him still using wheel chocks?

Where is the hero tag?

Yeah... we're gonna needs lots more pictures of this awesomeness.

If my house ever catches on fire I'm calling this guy. Might as well enjoy watching the flames.

RaceDTruck: half-mad-genius
"There was a fire truck on craigs list not to long ago. Ben really wanted it but we don't have anywhere to park it. Besides, we are trying to buy a house right now."

You can sleep in a fire truck, but you can't drive a house.

Yeah but you can't have a shower in a ... wait.

it's actually an engine, not a truck.....trucks have extension ladders permanently affixed to their roof (75', 100', etc, with waterways and nozzles, some with baskets, blah blah blah ).

But semantics aside.....this guy just took Tim Taylor's Man Card. Pizza ovens, awnings and cold flowing beer? That just tastes like America.

/hat off

I wish to subscribe to this man's newsletter, as he has more man points than Tim Taylor, Chuck Norris, etc etc.

And to all the haters: suck it. You're just pissed that you didn't think of this idea first.

yaknowthatguy: it's actually an engine, not a truck...

If your description makes a truck, what makes an engine? I mean, what does it do, carry guys and hose and stuff? And the one with the water, is that still a pumper?

Inquiring minds and all...

I would like to nominate this most distinguished gentleman for the Nobel prize.

/photobucket FTW

Didn't they build one of these on Monster Garage?

There is actually a Mystic Pizza in Mystic, CT

Link (new window)

I have no idea if their pizza is any good though, or why the fark they made a movie out of it.

How many men does it take to keep the beer hose under control when they open the tap?