If it smells it sells. And this smells like a party.

Just because there is a website dedicated to it, does not mean it is real.

It was the best of weed, it was the worst of weed, it was the weed of wisdom, it was the weed of foolishness, it was the epoch of seeds, it was the epoch of stems, it was the season of Northern Lights, it was the season of Matanuska Thunderfark, it was the spring of seedlings, it was the winter of roaches, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to 7-11, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so awesome.

SherKhan: It was the best of weed, it was the worst of weed, it was the weed of wisdom, it was the weed of foolishness, it was the epoch of seeds, it was the epoch of stems, it was the season of Northern Lights, it was the season of Matanuska Thunderfark, it was the spring of seedlings, it was the winter of roaches, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to 7-11, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so awesome.

I'm glad they lit the green on this thread so I could have the pleasure of reading this.

sounds a little inspired by PKD

I feel dumber for having read that...

We already have half of these:

*Weed as a form of currency
*Weed powered vehicles
-Ethanol from cellulose
*Clothes made of weed
-Hemp
*World hunger

This might be the dumbest Sh*t I have read this week.

Wow, technology ran by "weed power" and "bong water"? This's now officially the stupidest genre of anything ever. Maann.

"There is nothing worse than a pot-head who reads."

RogermcAllen: We already have half of these:

*Weed as a form of currency

My roomate accepts weed as a currency. So, we're almost there!

PKD used orange marmalade for currency in one of his stories.

/next to ginsberg and hunter s. on the list of whacked out people i wish i had met.

FTFA:*A large central weed machine, blowing weed smoke into the air creating a permanent
"Cannabis Winter" effect

I lost brain cells just reading this one line. WTF is a line? What's "add comment"?
/I accidentally the whole weed machine. What should I do?

This thread, this subject and the website creator has my fives and my goongratulations. Go hog wild.

Do you feel lucky?

Yeah, this.... this is something all right.

huh, what?

Extremists are great...

Extremist Weed Smokers
Religious Extremists
Political Extremists
Atheist Extremists

Why don't you all fark off and die.

Missed SandalPunk.

This reminds me, i'm going to have to pick up some weed today.

The Chinese have already invent shiatpunk, where everything is either made out of or is powered by human and pig waste. Imagine, skyscrapers formed of crapcrete, their multitude of lights and furnaces humming along from methane gas produced by the massive sewers below.

Dont forget Dieselpunk.

I'ma go watch The Rocketeer.

OZZ: Extremists are great...

Extremist Weed Smokers
Religious Extremists
Political Extremists
Atheist Extremists

Why don't you all fark off and die.

Isn't that a bit extreme?

OZZ: Extremists are great...

Extremist Weed Smokers
Religious Extremists
Political Extremists
Atheist Extremists

Why don't you all fark off and die.

sounds like somebody could use a bit of weed.

Cyberpunk works because it's based on future technology. Steampunk works because it's based on modern applications of past technology.

Weed is not a technology. Weed is an item. You don't see beerpunk, or shoepunk, or treepunk, do you?

Actually... treepunk might be kind of cool...

OZZ: Extremists are great...

Extremist Weed Smokers
Religious Extremists
Political Extremists
Atheist Extremists

Why don't you all fark off and die.

Atheist extremists?

That had to be the dumbest thing I've read...to date...in my entire life


/kudos subby, that wasn't an easy feat

FunkOut: powered by human and pig waste.

Isnt that how they power Bartertown?

To be, or not to be-- wait, what was the question?

There's already a place like this, man. It's a hip place called Laid Back Manor.

/There's this dude with a pool....

Does not approve.

a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath

Barakku: What powers bartertown?

Master Blaster!

/I walked into that
//happy to finish it though.

Usually, I don't bother to read the articles. This time I did. Now I remember why I don't bother to read the articles.

This day is called the Roast of Cannabis:
He that outsmokes this day, and comes baked home,
Will stand a-slouch'dly when the day is named,
And awaken him at the name of Cannabis.
He that shall smoke this day and live past fifty,
Will yearly on the vigil roast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Cannabis":
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his bongs
And say "These clips I had on Cannabis day."
Stoned men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What dros he knifed that day. Then shall our strains,
Familiar in his mouth as household cleaner
Panama the Red, Kush and Nederwiet,
Northern Lights and Purple Haze, BC Bud and White Widow,
Be in their smoking pipes freshly remembered.
This story shall the chill man teach his son;
And Cannibis O'Cannibis shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered;
We few, we dizzy few, we band of bakers;
For he today that lights his blunt with me
Shall be a baker; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall mellow his condition:
And total-squares in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their hashish cheap whiles any speaks
That roll'd with us upon Saint Cannabis's day.

Gifted Many Few: Usually, I don't bother to read the articles. This time I did. Now I remember why I don't bother to read the articles.

Then why even bother coming here?

obviouscat: a wizard smoking a bong, also he is fighting a dragon and the dragon is lighting the weed w/ his fire breath

Sounds like someone's crappy tattoo...

darrent83: Wow I'm a stoner and I think thats idiotic.

And this. This sounds like a horrible story so bad that it may beat out the LHC in creating that world-destroying black hole. Only this black hole smells like stale smoke and failed creativity.

chemical_angel: Gifted Many Few: Usually, I don't bother to read the articles. This time I did. Now I remember why I don't bother to read the articles.

Then why even bother coming here?

Political, religious and beer threads. Most of the time the comments have nothing to do with the article. Reading the article in those threads is just a waste of time. But sometimes, just sometimes there is an article with a nugget of wisdom that can be used as a talking point. However, this article, brought nothing to the table.

There is so much win in this thread I oooh Cheetos omnomnom.

Wasn't this already covered in The Illuminatus Trilogy?

Do not smoke weed.

It will (generally) cause you to be stupid, which will then lead to you having a worse quality of life than someone who sticks with cocaine and alcohol.

Why not dress up your lack of literary skills with some post-modern iconic drivel?

This thread makes me feel great. I'm glad i dipped my pen into its ink bro.

studebaker hoch: It will (generally) cause you to be stupid, which will then lead to you having a worse quality of life than someone who sticks with cocaine and alcohol.

You are really wrong.

studebaker hoch
Do not smoke weed.

It will (generally) cause you to be stupid, which will then lead to you having a worse quality of life than someone who sticks with cocaine and alcohol.

Yes, because it much better to be drunk and paranoid the police are in your floor vents than it is to eat an entire bag of Cheetos.

S10Calade: studebaker hoch
Do not smoke weed.

It will (generally) cause you to be stupid, which will then lead to you having a worse quality of life than someone who sticks with cocaine and alcohol.

Yes, because it much better to be drunk and paranoid the police are in your floor vents than it is to eat an entire bag of Cheetos.

They ARE in my FLOOR VENTSDsdg whatareyoutryinasay man?!!!

Weed's great, but I wonder at the amount of time doing abso-farking-lutely nothing.

Meh. Was enjoyable at the time. Selfish? Perhaps. Wasteful? Certainly.

studebaker hoch: Do not smoke weed.

It will (generally) cause you to be stupid, which will then lead to you having a worse quality of life than someone who sticks with cocaine and alcohol.

My uncle says smokin' crack is kinda cool...