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(Celebitchy) Amusing Ted Nugent's new book lays out his plan of how things would be handled if he was President: "The history of mankind is one of war, not peace...'Give peace a chance' will get you killed. John Lennon was wrong. Imagine that"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 163
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mikemoto [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:23:56 AM  
Well, Lennon IS dead so maybe he's right.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:41:10 AM  
Wow, what a classless piece of shiat.

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-10-11 11:43:18 AM  
Shut the fark up and play Cat Scratch Fever, Ted.

 
GWShenlong05 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:45:08 AM  
Ted Nugent sh*t his drawers to fake his way out of the draft, became the legal guardian of an underage girl for the purpose of having sex with her, and walks around waving a gun on-stage, pining for days when elected female politicians suck on the muzzle of that steel penis-extension.

Why anyone would put any stock in this feckless, hypocritical coward is beyond me.

 
styckx [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:46:26 AM  
Ugh, yet another musician who feels his opinion is worth a shiat.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:47:16 AM  
Dread Pirate Slasher: Shut the fark up and play Cat Scratch Fever, Ted.

Stranglehold is a far better jam.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:49:52 AM  
styckx: Ugh, yet another musician who feels his opinion is worth a shiat.

Ted Nugent is a musician?

 
keylock71 2008-10-11 11:50:56 AM  
Is this a celebrity whose political opinion we're supposed to pay attention to or dismiss?

It's hard to tell sometimes...

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:51:34 AM  
I care about what Ted Nugent thinks about politics only slightly less than I care about what Devin Hester thinks about Fermat's Theorem.

 
styckx [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:52:55 AM  
El Freak: styckx: Ugh, yet another musician who feels his opinion is worth a shiat.

Ted Nugent is a musician?


You make a valid point here.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:54:51 AM  
""[I'd] instruct the US military warriors to do their job - win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary."


us military **WARRIORS*** ??? Come on, guys.... lets take him seriously for a second, here

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 11:56:11 AM  
keylock71: Is this a celebrity whose political opinion we're supposed to pay attention to or dismiss?

It's hard to tell sometimes...


Only left wing celebrities are to be paid attention to, like Oprah.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:04:50 PM  
Who cares what he thinks? He's a damn yankee!

 
keylock71 2008-10-11 12:08:16 PM  
GaryPDX: keylock71: Is this a celebrity whose political opinion we're supposed to pay attention to or dismiss?

It's hard to tell sometimes...

Only left wing celebrities are to be paid attention to, like Oprah.shiat, Don't know about you, but if it ain't on Opah's book club list, it ain't worth reading...

(Contrary to yesterday's thread, I do indeed get sarcasm ; )

 
keylock71 2008-10-11 12:09:17 PM  
...but I don't get the return key.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:11:46 PM  
The proposed book cover:

img504.imageshack.us

 
Gunny Highway 2008-10-11 12:12:04 PM  
I dont think he get is. Lennon realized that the history of man is one of war, that is why the song is called "Give Peace A Chance."

Well Im off to beat myself up for sounding like a hippy. Celebrities just have to stop because it is getting old. Every four years we dont need to hear the over the top opinions of some man/woman who happened to make a movie, TV show, or song. fark.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:20:07 PM  
keylock71: (Contrary to yesterday's thread, I do indeed get sarcasm ; )

It's all I got left..:) Once January comes around, I'll need to go off grid, blend into the noise level and live in the fringe. Good thing I'm not on any Republican party rosters, those poor people will be targets for the Truth Squads.

:)

 
keylock71 2008-10-11 12:25:28 PM  
GaryPDX: keylock71: (Contrary to yesterday's thread, I do indeed get sarcasm ; )

It's all I got left..:) Once January comes around, I'll need to go off grid, blend into the noise level and live in the fringe. Good thing I'm not on any Republican party rosters, those poor people will be targets for the Truth Squads.

:)



Well good luck, I'll look for your Manifesto at the check out ailse in the new year...

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:26:13 PM  
who gives a fark what that cowardly draft dodger thinks - especially on matters of war. chickenhawk pants-shiatter.

 
HomoHabilis 2008-10-11 12:26:43 PM  
Ted Nugent

There, FTFY

 
unpainted huffhines [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:29:05 PM  
Ted Nugent is why I'm from Michigan.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:32:01 PM  
Martin Luther King Jr. unavailable for comment.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:33:41 PM  
shivashakti: Who cares what he thinks? He's a damn yankee!

I see what you did there.

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:35:16 PM  
from one "ted" to another...

-fark you, poopypants.

 
growinthings [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 12:50:30 PM  
I did not know he knew how to write!

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 01:07:30 PM  
I won't dispute the fact that he's bat shiat crazy, but that son of a biatch knows his way around 6 strings.

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 01:24:22 PM  
www.lookwest.com

Nothing says "responsible gun owner" like pointing a loaded weapon behind your head and flagging your drummer.

/Nice shirt, draft-dodger.

 
FarKnight 2008-10-11 01:24:23 PM  
He was on Glenn Beck recently and they basically sucked each others' cocks the entire show.

 
Bauer [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 01:28:58 PM  
why on earth anyone listens to this hack is beyond reason.

-his music is shiat...and so is his mind.

 
FarKnight 2008-10-11 01:29:56 PM  
Sgt Otter:

/Nice shirt, draft-dodger.



"I got 30 days' notice of the physical. I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up."

"...Do I feel guilt and embarrassment? Yes."

 
burndtdan 2008-10-11 01:48:00 PM  
the history of mankind is also one of disease and famine. farmers and doctors must be wrong too.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-10-11 01:59:19 PM  
burndtdan: the history of mankind is also one of disease and famine. farmers and doctors must be wrong too.

Nice. I like that.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:04:09 PM  
burndtdan: the history of mankind is also one of disease and famine. farmers and doctors must be wrong too.

pics.livejournal.com

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:09:30 PM  
Those who live by the sword, die by the sword, Ted.

 
Logweasel 2008-10-11 02:12:11 PM  
Sgt Otter: Nothing says "responsible gun owner" like pointing a loaded weapon behind your head and flagging your drummer.

Nothing says "failed Village People tryouts" like that outfit.

 
spickus 2008-10-11 02:12:57 PM  
FarKnight: Sgt Otter:

/Nice shirt, draft-dodger.


"I got 30 days' notice of the physical. I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up."

"...Do I feel guilt and embarrassment? Yes."


and some chafing I would imagine.

 
Bobus520 2008-10-11 02:14:14 PM  
Ad hominems ftw.

Logically, it doesn't matter if he dodged the draft or not. His opinions should be evaluated separately.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:18:18 PM  
Bobus520: Ad hominems ftw.

Logically, it doesn't matter if he dodged the draft or not. His opinions should be evaluated separately.


I don't know about that. Hypocrisy tends to be a valuable tool in evaluating one's opinions.

 
greyseal 2008-10-11 02:18:45 PM  
Bobus520: Ad hominems ftw.

Logically, it doesn't matter if he dodged the draft or not. His opinions should be evaluated separately.


Agreed.

Ted Nugent's separately-evaluated opinions suck. Separately.

PS - he's a draft-dodger.

 
T-Luv 2008-10-11 02:18:53 PM  
I was gonna come in here and bad mouth that piece of human trash we call Ted Nugent, but I see it has been pretty well covered. Aw what the hell I'll speak my piece anyways. He is one of the most vile human beings on the face of the earth. He is one of the worst kinds of violent people. He is the king of guy that says he is right and everyone else is wrong and that gives him the right to destroy whatever he chooses to call evil. I think he is evil, but I don't want him dead. I just want him to not have the capacity to inflict harm on people. I wish people would quit giving this guy publicity and a platform on which to spread his hate speech. Do a goodle search on some of his videos where he talks about killing liberal politicians. He is no better than the KKK or the terrorists that he vows to destroy.

 
cryptozoophiliac 2008-10-11 02:19:15 PM  
Even dead, Lennon has more talent than you Ted.

 
KwameKilstrawberry 2008-10-11 02:21:24 PM  
The day Nugent left Michigan, starbursts rained from the heavens.

*points and laughs at Crawford, TX*

 
kuhns_m 2008-10-11 02:21:41 PM  
Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent - The intellectual pillars of a future Palin administration.

 
leftyblonde [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:21:53 PM  
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FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:22:12 PM  
i420.photobucket.com

Just for Ted.

 
StewMcG 2008-10-11 02:22:42 PM  
shivashakti: Who cares what he thinks? He's a damn yankee!

Came here for the Damn Yankees reference.

/Ted needs to be pistol-whipped for that crapfest, Higher

 
RandomExcess 2008-10-11 02:22:52 PM  
Bobus520 Logically, it doesn't matter if he dodged the draft or not. His opinions should be evaluated separately.



Except this goes to the objectivity of his statements. He is pro-War but won't fight for his Country and Constitution? But he is willing to fight to defend his own piece of land??

Every hear of the AIP?

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2008-10-11 02:23:25 PM  
Okay.

Ted Nugent vs. Chuck Norris in "The Deadliest Game"

Leave them on an island to hunt each other down.

I don't care who loses.

 
badhatharry 2008-10-11 02:24:15 PM  
Please, liberal farkers, do not judge all conservatives by this celebrity idiot.

 
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