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(VillageSoup.com) Cool I'll see your rare blue lobster and raise you one day-glo orange lobster. W/ hittable pic   (knox.villagesoup.com) divider line 90
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LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 06:47:48 AM  
That's not amazing nor rare. Everyone wears orange around here this time of year. It's hunting season.

 
SherKhan 2008-10-11 10:26:17 AM  
Alphonsus Lefszycic is interested.

/I declare: obscure
/Don your thinking cap
/I'll Bill you later

 
TwistedIvory [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 10:36:52 AM  
Which is more hittable, the girl or the lobster?

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-10-11 11:05:21 AM  
What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

 
opiumpoopy 2008-10-11 01:38:53 PM  
I've been told it's not considered polite to call a lady a "day-glo orange lobster" just because she's tinted her hair.

Why is she holding a crustacean?

 
lolmadillo 2008-10-11 01:51:12 PM  
yes, but what about the rock lobster?

 
ReverendJasen 2008-10-11 01:55:00 PM  
W/ hittable edible pic

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-10-11 01:55:40 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

The color of food?

 
wearfe 2008-10-11 02:00:56 PM  
link farked

 
Manhigh [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:02:22 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Delicious

 
Bill Frist 2008-10-11 02:07:18 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Flavor color?

 
stirfrybry 2008-10-11 02:07:20 PM  
b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:08:21 PM  
cdn.myxertones.com

Approves

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:08:45 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

The color of food?


Boiling animals alive is murder!

... and murder tastes delicious.
... murder tastes even better dipped in butter.
Mmm Mmmm, Murder.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:10:25 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

 
IshadymilkmanI 2008-10-11 02:10:57 PM  
Is the link farked already? I can't get it.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-10-11 02:11:11 PM  
Throw it in a pot of boiling water. I'll melt a bowl full of butter.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:11:22 PM  
Meat is murder... tasty, tasty murder.

 
Poop-n-Slop 2008-10-11 02:12:37 PM  
link ist farkt

 
helper_monkey 2008-10-11 02:12:56 PM  
War Eagle???

 
Poop-n-Slop 2008-10-11 02:14:07 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Boiling lobsters live is not only mean, but it produces a poor quality product. The best method is to stick a paring knife straight into the little suckers head, slicing right through its brain before you toss it in the pot.

/the more you know

 
IshadymilkmanI 2008-10-11 02:15:39 PM  
tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.


You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-10-11 02:16:19 PM  
Farked

 
Theological Farker 2008-10-11 02:16:29 PM  
IshadymilkmanI: If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

Start a bank, wave my hand, and instantly make $5,000?

 
CoachBlack 2008-10-11 02:17:25 PM  
SherKhan: Alphonsus Lefszycic is interested.

/I declare: obscure
/Don your thinking cap
/I'll Bill you later


Gomi says nothing is obscure on Fark

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:17:36 PM  
webpages.charter.net

... with butter.

 
Studson 2008-10-11 02:19:54 PM  
I wanted to see the hittable lobster but the link is more farked than the florida ballot system

 
Thunderpipes 2008-10-11 02:23:12 PM  
If anyone lives in the atlantic coast, should consider lobster diving. When I was doing it about a decade ago off of Hull, MA, the limit was 50 lobsters per diver, per day. They are everywhere. Alost every single rock has a lobster hanging out under it. Kind of scary reaching in and grabbin em, but for the price of an scuba tank refill, can get dozens of lobsters, free of charge. Just have to measure the carapice and make sure it is not a female with eggs.

 
Gobobo 2008-10-11 02:27:14 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I rich shade of tasty win!

 
digital_Angel 2008-10-11 02:27:33 PM  
i58.photobucket.com

/blue lobster?

 
Ardilla 2008-10-11 02:29:50 PM  
Still farked.

 
Gobobo 2008-10-11 02:31:16 PM  
Gobobo: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I A rich shade of tasty win!


A. A.

/not drunk enough yet

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:31:33 PM  
Das link ist farked.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:33:22 PM  
IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?


That wasn't a joke. I am actually boiling lobster later. So nice try.

 
voyvf 2008-10-11 02:36:04 PM  
The link may not be farked - it could just be shy.

Let's all hit reload a bunch of times, that might convince it to show itself.

 
tomp [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:41:42 PM  
IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?


How about we call you a cab so you can troll somewhere else?

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:42:44 PM  
i37.photobucket.com

Blue Oyster Bar

 
IshadymilkmanI 2008-10-11 02:47:36 PM  
tomp: IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

How about we call you a cab so you can troll somewhere else?


No you fools, I thought his "I'll let you know later" remark was quoting David Bryne's self-interview. I hope the breeze of that blowing over you was very cooling on your mustaches.

 
Kar98 2008-10-11 02:47:47 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

 
neenerist 2008-10-11 02:48:51 PM  
Anyone know if the link is farked?

 
DPoem 2008-10-11 02:49:27 PM  
Gobobo: Gobobo: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I A rich shade of tasty win!

A. A.

/not drunk enough yet


In tearing through these comments, I actually though you said "One rich shade of tasty win." That just sounds better to me.

/A works.
//I don't.
///Don't outsource my slashies.

 
DPoem 2008-10-11 02:50:18 PM  
neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:57:22 PM  
DPoem: neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!


Know any new jokes? What would you do if I gave you $50?

 
studebaker hoch 2008-10-11 02:57:54 PM  
Dad?

 
oside 2008-10-11 02:59:46 PM  
LINK IS FARKED

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2008-10-11 02:59:56 PM  
Kar98

Your seafood has gone bad.

 
Ashtrey 2008-10-11 03:00:19 PM  
tonesskin: DPoem: neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!

Know any new jokes? What would you do if I gave you $50?


yo' momma, twice

 
bcroz 2008-10-11 03:07:50 PM  
ixnay on the arkedfay inklay

 
whodigsben 2008-10-11 03:11:22 PM  
ORANGE!! BLUE!! ORANGE!! BLUE!!

/Go Gators.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-10-11 03:25:00 PM  
maybe some nice farker could pull the image of said orange lobster out of their browser cache and post it for us.

/linky be hangin'

 
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