That's not amazing nor rare. Everyone wears orange around here this time of year. It's hunting season.

Alphonsus Lefszycic is interested.

/I declare: obscure
/Don your thinking cap
/I'll Bill you later

Which is more hittable, the girl or the lobster?

What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I've been told it's not considered polite to call a lady a "day-glo orange lobster" just because she's tinted her hair.

Why is she holding a crustacean?

yes, but what about the rock lobster?

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

The color of food?

link farked

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Delicious

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Flavor color?

Approves

Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

The color of food?

Boiling animals alive is murder!

... and murder tastes delicious.
... murder tastes even better dipped in butter.
Mmm Mmmm, Murder.

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

Is the link farked already? I can't get it.

Throw it in a pot of boiling water. I'll melt a bowl full of butter.

Meat is murder... tasty, tasty murder.

link ist farkt

War Eagle???

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

Boiling lobsters live is not only mean, but it produces a poor quality product. The best method is to stick a paring knife straight into the little suckers head, slicing right through its brain before you toss it in the pot.

/the more you know

tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

Farked

IshadymilkmanI: If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

Start a bank, wave my hand, and instantly make $5,000?

SherKhan: Alphonsus Lefszycic is interested.

/I declare: obscure
/Don your thinking cap
/I'll Bill you later

Gomi says nothing is obscure on Fark

... with butter.

I wanted to see the hittable lobster but the link is more farked than the florida ballot system

If anyone lives in the atlantic coast, should consider lobster diving. When I was doing it about a decade ago off of Hull, MA, the limit was 50 lobsters per diver, per day. They are everywhere. Alost every single rock has a lobster hanging out under it. Kind of scary reaching in and grabbin em, but for the price of an scuba tank refill, can get dozens of lobsters, free of charge. Just have to measure the carapice and make sure it is not a female with eggs.

Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I rich shade of tasty win!

/blue lobster?

Still farked.

Gobobo: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I A rich shade of tasty win!

A. A.

/not drunk enough yet

Das link ist farked.

IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

That wasn't a joke. I am actually boiling lobster later. So nice try.

The link may not be farked - it could just be shy.

Let's all hit reload a bunch of times, that might convince it to show itself.

IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

How about we call you a cab so you can troll somewhere else?

Blue Oyster Bar

tomp: IshadymilkmanI: tonesskin: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I'll let you know later.

You know any new jokes? If I gave you $50 right now, what would you do with it?

How about we call you a cab so you can troll somewhere else?

No you fools, I thought his "I'll let you know later" remark was quoting David Bryne's self-interview. I hope the breeze of that blowing over you was very cooling on your mustaches.

Anyone know if the link is farked?

Gobobo: Gobobo: Because People in power are Stupid: What color does the lobster turn when you drop it alive into boiling water?

I A rich shade of tasty win!

A. A.

/not drunk enough yet

In tearing through these comments, I actually though you said "One rich shade of tasty win." That just sounds better to me.

/A works.
//I don't.
///Don't outsource my slashies.

neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!

DPoem: neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!

Know any new jokes? What would you do if I gave you $50?

Dad?

LINK IS FARKED

Kar98

Your seafood has gone bad.

tonesskin: DPoem: neenerist: Anyone know if the link is farked?

Yes it is. Farked like yo' mama!

Know any new jokes? What would you do if I gave you $50?

yo' momma, twice

ixnay on the arkedfay inklay

ORANGE!! BLUE!! ORANGE!! BLUE!!

/Go Gators.

maybe some nice farker could pull the image of said orange lobster out of their browser cache and post it for us.

/linky be hangin'