We need a "Wait, What?" tag

He's been hanging out with Bjork too much.

At the risk of sounding racist, would someone please shoot this attractive and successful African-American in the toofs?

You said attractive and successful African-American!

Everyone knows that Frank's quota of black male friends was met by Sammy. Hence there was no need for a diddy. Frank would have had him kneecapped

Any questions?

Yeah.

He's relevant because why, now?

Hmmmm. Come to think of it, he does sort of favor a chunk in old blue eyes stool.

DrMcNinja: We need a "Wait, What?" tag

Or a "Attractive and successful African American please" tag.

Hehhe, kneecapped. hehe

he tries so hard to make himself interesting

but he just isn't
in any way whatsoever

you could pay me a hundred grand dude
i still wouldn't hang around to laugh at your doubtless crappy jokes

PERSONALITY AINT FOR SALE
THAT'S WHY MY LAST GRRL, A SELF ADMITTED HOT YOUNG PIECE OF ASS
SAID SHE'D RATHER BE WITH ME POOR
THAN ANYBODY ELSE RICH

can't buy it Puff Daddy
change your name
whatever

cool is beyond your grasp.

YeAH, well, there's a reason why Slayer's Reign in Blood continually beats any of Diddy's bullshiat in most Best-Of lists.

all his money and he still hasn't fixed his biatch mouth

Who is this "Diddy" of whom you speak?

Magnetar

Ooo Ooo Ooo! I know this. Is it because it's two completely separate genres of music that appeal to two completely different groups of people? Is that why? Is it Is it Is it?

Just saying.

Klippoklondike:

That is Sofa King awesome!

/Saved!

Also, Frank Sinatra? Maybe he read the latest Dean Koontz "Odd Thomas" book while trippin', and now he thinks he's in the story...
or something.

I woulda believed it more if he would have said Sammy Davis Jr.

I wish he would become friends with Jim Jones.

Came in here to say what LeafyGreens said.
Found that. Satisfied, scrolled on and found what davynelson said.

Leaving this thread, double stuffed.

LeafyGreens: At the risk of sounding racist, would someone please shoot this attractive and successful African-American in the toofs?

You're from Georgia. You don't say.

You look like an AIDS patient.

Mudo: Came in here to say what LeafyGreens said.
Found that. Satisfied, scrolled on and found what davynelson said.

Leaving this thread, double stuffed.

Are you having flashbacks from your failed tryout for the high school hockey team which resulted in a blood-spattered shower room and that unfortunate matter of the colostomy bag that you tote around like a papoose?

I cant wait until hollywood stops giving this schmuck money, and he joins Billy Mayes doing infomercials.

Any questions?

Yeah, who the fark is Ann Frank?

Yep, you're crazy, stupid, and a Democrat douchebag all rolled into one.


If we vote, will you please die?

actual quote from sean combs, maybe......
And Combs reveals he hangs out with best pal Sinatra whenever he goes to Las Vegas - but it's all in his mind.
He says, "There's nights in Vegas when I have my Frankie baby with me. That's right, Frank Sinatra is with me. Call me untalented, everybody does. I'm not afraid to say I have imaginary friends and no talent whatsoever. And Frank would confirm this if he was here today."
"I've tried stealing his stuff but didn't have the charisma to pull it off. So this was me 'honoring' Sinatra, the Rat Pack, and the style and sophistication of that time.
"I love showing people a good time, throwing parties and promoting my latest crap merchandise. That's me. And Frank was nothing like this. He loved talented people and I am not one."
Combs added "Oh, and did I mention? I love cock. In my ass or mouth. I'm not particular."

A mouthpiece of the young liberal movement too. Awesome!

Nemo's Brother: A mouthpiece of the young liberal movement too. Awesome!

He looks, it's a mouthpiece for McCain's asshole!

/vote or die, honky

"Call me crazy. I'm not afraid to say I have imaginary friends"

Boy...THAT a sentence you don't hear every day

Guess what Diddy?


you're crazy

When can I call him crazy? Now? Tommorrow? forever? Or can I substitute "attention-whore"?

That's one crazy successful attractive and successful African-American!

Pontus and the Nail Drivers:
Are you having flashbacks from your failed tryout for the high school hockey team which resulted in a blood-spattered shower room and that unfortunate matter of the colostomy bag that you tote around like a papoose?

Low hanging fruit.

attractive and successful African-American