/ Penis goes WHERE ?

no, god is punishing us for putting the liberals in charge of our congress and entertaining the thought of putting the most liberal senator in modern history in the white house.

/remember, when choosing which wharrrgarble to buy, always buy american

You're president of Nicaragua... what is God punishing you for?

Every socialist on the planet is now going to point, laugh and chime in. I doubt they will endorse McCain.

The conservatives who are pointing and crying don't endorse McCain either.

clgrin: You're president of Nicaragua... what is God punishing you for?

For being the president of Nicaragua.

Ha! You Americans are getting made fun of by countries you've never heard of!

/kidding, I love you wacky bastards.

dahmers love zombie: For being the president of Nicaragua.

you just blew my mind

I wonder what Iceland, The UK, and all the other hurting countries did.

thomps

no, god is punishing us for putting the liberals in charge of our congress and entertaining the thought of putting the most liberal senator in modern history in the white house.

I'll give that effort 3/10, mainly because I simply didnt expect it. Next time use more Caps.


R.A.Danny

I wonder what Iceland, The UK, and all the other hurting countries did.

Everyone knows that Iceland and the UK and all the rest are a bunch of Nanny-State Socialist Commie Liberal Pinko Left-Wing Godless Failed States.


/See, thomps, use more caps.

oldebayer: /See, thomps, use more caps.

duly noted. i'm just not very good at the troll yet. practice makes perfect i guess, because we all know fark needs another troll.

Ortega's an expert at incurring the wrath of good with economic policy.

filth: Ortega's an expert at incurring the wrath of good with economic policy.

Or God.

/can I get a FAIL, brother?

Is that the dude whose face looks like a stucco wall?

Iceland? Ha! The suckers used eternal geothermal energy instead of oil!

Ortega will understand what's happening when the big ball of poop rolls downhill and suddenly Nicaragua gets even more poorified.

Dan, all your illegals will be coming home and burdening your social services. Hah! What did you do to deserve that?

Why should we care what some half wit African dictator thinks about America? Tell him to shut his whore mouth and give us a call when he needs some more mosquito nets.

wait, then why do most of his countrymen live here?

AdolfOliverPanties: Is that the dude whose face looks like a stucco wall?

Nah, that's Manuel Noriega

Here's Ortega: (He's the one on the right)

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Why should we care what some half wit African dictator thinks about America?

African, yeah?

He looks like the HR director at my work.

The other guy looks like Jimmy Carter. I mean, a LOT like Jimmy Carter.

and another thing, your taco shells suck Mr. President

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Why should we care what some half wit African dictator thinks about America? Tell him to shut his whore mouth and give us a call when he needs some more mosquito nets.




Nicaragua's in Africa now, eh?

Didn't we overthrow this fool once?

Do we need to sit this guy down and calmly explain to him that if the U.S. economy totally craters, the rest of the world is going down with it?

AdolfOliverPanties: Is that the dude whose face looks like a stucco wall?

You thinking of Noriega?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Why should we care what some half wit

African

Fail.

dictator

Double fail.

Look, if god wanted to punish us he wouldn't wreck the economy. He'd make our balls swell up to the size of grapefruits like Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow.

/testicles
//isn't this the sports thread?
///What god wants. god gets.

and another thing, your taco shells suck Mr. President

Same thing goes for the bullshiat sauce you send out with them.

Backing military juntas to help 1st world interest loot Latin American countries might have some consequences but this is just a matter of us getting sick on our own bad medicine. No smiting and no karma needed.

Things going pretty well down there in Nicaragua then?

I guess America just got told! According to the CIA,

"Nicaragua has widespread underemployment, one of the highest degrees of income inequality in the world, and the third lowest per capita income in the Western Hemisphere. While the country has progressed toward macroeconomic stability in the past few years, annual GDP growth has been far too low to meet the country's needs, forcing the country to rely on international economic assistance to meet fiscal and debt financing obligations."

Ortega??? Wasn't he a democratically elected leader that the US tried to oust from power using a proxy army?

Someone should tell him that we make house calls these days

Mmmm...Nicaragua, my kind of country.

BAH!

They'll all be lined up to give us blowjobs when Obama is President.

Mouser: Didn't we overthrow this fool once?

No. We just financed terrorists to attack his government, and ended up bankrupting it with all the fighting; he ultimately lost the 1990 election largely for economic reasons (and the fact the US said they'd stop funding the terrorists if Ortega was voted out of office). He would later come back and win the 2006 election.

/threadjack
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I'm getting a kick out of these replies because I'm Nicaraguan....

/no really, I was born in Managua, moved here when I was 5...

PS: tacos are not our traditional dish, gringos. Not every brown Spanish speaker is Mexican.

veedeevadeevoodee: / Penis goes WHERE ?

holy fark, I was *this* close to wiping that commercial from my memory. Know, I must kill you

That's it. No more 19-0 Patriots shirts for your constituency.

NYZooMan: They'll all be lined up to give us blowjobs when Obama is President.

I call dibs on the Swedish Bikini Team.

This financial crisis probably does seem like karmic retribution to all the countries who were touched by Reagan's policies in the 1980s.

Unfortunately we're all farked, on every continent.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Why should we care what some half wit African dictator thinks about America? Tell him to shut his whore mouth and give us a call when he needs some more mosquito nets.


OMG.



There ya go, sparky.

/Nicaragua
//proud of it.
///slashies

Who cares what a taco brand says?

Entropy is for Sheep: I'm getting a kick out of these replies because I'm Nicaraguan....

/no really, I was born in Managua, moved here when I was 5...

PS: tacos are not our traditional dish, gringos. Not every brown Spanish speaker is Mexican.

A review in my local paper criticized the only authentic local taco shop for only soft tacos, because "tacos are meant to be crispy".

US Americans need maps I guess.

Nicaragua's only contributions to the world are cigars made with tobacco from Cuban seeds and the forestry for the Ewok stronghold in return of the Jedi.

Blue Summer Union: Nicaragua's only contributions to the world are cigars made with tobacco from Cuban seeds and the forestry for the Ewok stronghold in return of the Jedi.

Nothing to do with Ewoks could possibly count as a "contribution".