Thanks, I needed something to laugh about today

The headline is a win.

That comment scares me as it reminds of me comments he has made regarding Iraq. We all know how well that has turned out.

Just...awesome.

Like, such as, the Iraq?

Subby, I like the cut of your jib.

Well, most of Bush's advisers are tools, so....

I nominate this to be in the Headline of the year contest.

Brilliant!

Headline =

I'm glad McCain was able to fix the crisis with two day trip to DC.

+eleventy lol

Did he say tools or fools?

Canada: Reporting Honestly on US Economics for 50 Years.

I wonder how much the Bush family has lost in the great stock crash of late 08?

/Bravo, Subby

Bravo, submitter

The Bush White House is actually more of a narrow range of tools.

"Hey Cheney! Go find me a VP!"
"OK... um... how about me?"
"You're on!"

Bush says US using a "wide range of tools" to fix economy. Isn't a wide range of tools who got us into this mess?


/let me call you back

no .. as i submitted in another thread, this economic downfall is fully the responsibility of the democrats in the house. If we had not elected them in 06, none of these companies would be purposefully destroying themselves to get free government money for blow jobs and cocaine
if the republicans were in power, the American economy would be a bastion of light and would be the envy of the world right now. while their economy was crashing we would be buying up their resources and their companies for dirt cheap.

so is that their official stance?

Well the Republican Party do seem like a right shower of tools so maybe that's what he means.

shiate. Only just re-read headline.

/it's late here.

trouzourt: no .. as i submitted in another thread, this economic downfall is fully the responsibility of the democrats in the house. If we had not elected them in 06, none of these companies would be purposefully destroying themselves to get free government money for blow jobs and cocaine
if the republicans were in power, the American economy would be a bastion of light and would be the envy of the world right now. while their economy was crashing we would be buying up their resources and their companies for dirt cheap.

That's some funny stuff right there. I'm glad you weren't being serious.

Thankfully we have people like Grumpy Farmer coming into office to fix all of this:

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Internets, subby.
You has them.

Subby, you must out yourself so we can speak of your legend to our children and our children's children.

Does anyone still take this guy seriously? His voice sounds like white noise to me at this point.

Well played, subby, well played.

Thanks. I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your wait staff, they're workin' hard so you don't have to.


/subby

I'm not even going to read the article, there is no way it could possibly be as well-written or concise as the headline.

Bravo, subby. Bravo.

Drew Hates Boobies: I wonder how much the Bush family has lost in the great stock crash of late 08?

/Bravo, Subby

Actually I'be be willing to bet they make some serious bank off this thing.

Nice headline, smitts.

A couple of weeks ago, one of the resident trolls mocked me because I referenced an article that suggested that the market could have lost 20% of it's value in a single day. I stand corrected. It took a week. I apologize for my error.

Brilliant Headline

Thanks for the headline, Winmitter. I'd award you internets but I had them all in hedge funds.

+1 submitter.

Don't forget, this idea is coming from someone who couldn't run a baseball franchise without it spinning into the ground.

Last I checked, Bush's only tools are hammers of various sizes. And if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.

Saborlas: Last I checked, Bush's only tools are hammers of various sizes. And if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.

You might say...he has a bag of hammers? And he keeps them in his cabinet?

/crappy joke is crappy

zing!