That is one funny batshiat crazy old broad.

Mugato: That is one funny batshiat crazy old broad.

I know. She's all kinds of awesome. She's great at celebrity roasts.

That is classic!

/off to watch Mama's Family reruns

That's awesome.

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get, and you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stockpile it, if you'd like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is: if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

Betty White is still hilarious and sharp as a tack. I dvr'd this and watched it again with my son last night. He was in awe of her humor and wit at her age.

Perfect match.



P.S. Idea stolen from another Farker (whose name I can't recall) who posted this pic in a thread not long ago--still makes me giggle.

This was brought up in the other thread.... she makes "Lake Placid" watchable.

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

Whatever: Betty White is still hilarious and sharp as a tack. I dvr'd this and watched it again with my son last night. He was in awe of her humor and wit at her age.

She used to work pretty blue. I love the sweet & clueless/raunchy & sharp dichotomy she maintains. She lulls you into a false sense of niceness and *bam* she drops the hammer. And it has more impact that way.

Goddamnit, why doesn't youtube work for me today?

I wish I could join Betty White & Cloris Leachman's bridge club

The Stealth Hippopotamus

I wish I could join Betty White & Cloris Leachman's bridge club

Me too. There's our fourth! ;-)

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wish I could join Betty White & Cloris Leachman's bridge club

They sure don't make 'em like they used to.

Just don't be tardy on the way to the game. You won't get fruit cup.

SpillyFarker: This was brought up in the other thread.... she makes "Lake Placid" watchable.

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

Yeah, she was good stuff in an otherwise pretty mediocre movie

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What movie is that screencap from?

SpillyFarker: What movie is that screencap from?

I actually have no idea. I stole it from somewhere because it was so awesome.

That just made a great start to the weekend. I love you Betty.

/I made this when I was first learning photoshop

We Fooked up. we trusted them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t17FD-rDnA0

That was more creepy than funny

Scewwze you can believe in!

GGILF!

I first read this as Barry White.

I came in for the pic of Betty firing a gun, and was not disappointed.

ereiv: SpillyFarker: What movie is that screencap from?

I actually have no idea. I stole it from somewhere because it was so awesome.

IIRC, it's from Boston Legal, when she shoots some department store worker just for the lulz.

I love that old lady so much. She made the Mary Tyler Moore show a joy to watch.

she's a slut! bunggg!!!!

/fap

Betty White is funnier that fark.

Wasn't she pretty hot when she was younger?

Fart_Machine: I first read this as Barry White.

So did I.

Leading me to wonder if Barry traded spots with someone to come back from the dead.

/What's the status of Abe Vigoda?

Betty White was funny as hell on Golden Girls, and that was nowhere near her best stuff.

She was pure evil on "Mary Tyler Moore."

andrewagill: /What's the status of Abe Vigoda?

I heart Betty White


This is a funny one too:

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Fairly predicable jokes, but I still laughed my ass off.

andrewagill:

/What's the status of Abe Vigoda?

Still immortal.

SpillyFarker: This was brought up in the other thread.... she makes "Lake Placid" watchable.

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

Agreed. Even though most people harass me endlessly for owning the DVD. Yea, go ahead....I've heard it before....

bugmn99: Wasn't she pretty hot when she was younger?

Well, you decide:

I wish Betty White was my grandma.

I can't find the transcript of the Shatner roast, so I'll paraphrase a bit where she mentions Nichelle Nichols.

"Oh, isn't this such fun! All you young comedians, making jokes and poking fun at each other...it reminds me of the roasts we used to have back in my day. Of course, you wouldn't have been invited, Nichelle."

Relatively Obscure: bugmn99: Wasn't she pretty hot when she was younger?

Well, you decide:

Hummina.

chopit: Relatively Obscure: bugmn99: Wasn't she pretty hot when she was younger?

Well, you decide:

Hummina.

i second the "hummina"

senator_mendoza: chopit: Relatively Obscure: bugmn99: Wasn't she pretty hot when she was younger?

Well, you decide:

Hummina.

i second the "hummina"

Ew! Sloppy hummina seconds!

I love her. She and Estelle Getty were great together on the golden girls.

HAHA!! She's great!

Betty White is pretty damn awesome. I had no idea she was so raunchy until I saw her on some Comedy Central roasts. Combined with her sweet-old-lady bit, it makes for awesome comedy.

She was a stone-cold fox when she was younger.