those skinny biatch need to learn how to spell respect!!

Hahahaha! It's funny because that's how black people talk.

/except for the LOL
//seriously, subby, that's just out of place

Aretha's just pissed because she's a goddamned Thanksgiving Day parade balloon, and Tina's still eminently farkable.

What? You would too.

MaxxLarge: Aretha's just pissed because she's a goddamned Thanksgiving Day parade balloon, and Tina's still eminently farkable.

What? You would too.

I would indeed show her the Nutbush City Limits.

emocomputerjock: I would indeed show her the Nutbush City Limits.

Well-played, sir.

I hear Aretha has the co-starring role in Norbit 2: Tons of Fun

This is bad....FOR OBAMA


/obligatory

Seriously, I can't believe this woman still goes out in public.

vonster: Seriously, I can't believe this woman still goes out in public.

EEK!

vonster: Seriously, I can't believe this woman still goes out in public.

Really? Because when you think of Aretha Franklin, what's uppermost important in your mind is whether or not she's farkable?


Hmmm. How...unique.

But, the question is begged, did they go out and get them some skrimps and purple drank after?

Tina Turner is so farking over rated

That headline is all, "yeah, I sucks."

Tina conducted herself with class, and in fact gave Aretha a compliment in a backhanded way, but Aretha keeps flipping out. I take Tina's side. Aretha sounds like a miserable person.

I bet they got all cobra headed and shiat like that.

Sheeeit.

steamingpile: Tina Turner is so farking over rated

You would be wrong.

steamingpile: Tina Turner is so farking over rated

Them's fightin' words. And I don't just mean Ike and Tina style fightin, either.

Beyonce, on the other hand...

vonster: Seriously, I can't believe this woman still goes out in public.

Whoever designed those straps deserves to get the Tappan Zee Bridge reconstruction project.

Had to balance that WTF DID SHE EAT, MAHATTAN?? picture of Aretha with this:

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

chaos731: But, the question is begged, did they go out and get them some skrimps and purple drank after?

lol, i peed myself on that one

/my manager loves skrimp salad, wif sum melon and a nice, purple drank
//sometimes i pee when i laugh

Rose Red: steamingpile: Tina Turner is so farking over rated

You would be wrong.

Agreed. I've seen Tina live several times and even from the cheap seats you can see that she is not only hot, but she can also sing.

/Yes, she's getting up there, but still.....
//Get off of my lawn

You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder - HO HO HO

She's a singer, not a farking stripper. There's a reason she's called the queen of soul and not the queen of skank.

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME

Gulper Eel: vonster: Seriously, I can't believe this woman still goes out in public.

Whoever designed those straps deserves to get the Tappan Zee Bridge reconstruction project.

Either one of those cups could serve as a rescue basket for my 9 year old.

bad_ed: WELCOME TO THUNDERDOMES

FTFY

MaxxLarge: Aretha's just pissed because she's a goddamned Thanksgiving Day parade balloon, and Tina's still eminently farkable.

What? You would too.

Yeah. I'd hit it like Ike Turner...

/wait, wut?

Thats Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.

vernonFL: Thats Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.

Herculeeees, Herculeeees!

So much opportunity squandered...

Two queens enter, one queen leaves!

Rose Red: steamingpile: Tina Turner is so farking over rated

You would be wrong.

Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Shmoikel Krustofsky: steamingpile: Tina Turner is so farking over rated

Them's fightin' words. And I don't just mean Ike and Tina style fightin, either.

Beyonce, on the other hand...

Ehhh its opinions, she has a crap vocal range but just puts on a decent live show. I dont find any of her songs very entertaining and she butchered a classic CCR song.

Linda Carter's got nothin' on my hot-ass wife.



Yep, she's the bomb. Mmm-MMMM!

Meh. Classy reaction from Tina:
"Aretha has always been like that. We've always accepted that from her. She's the queen of soul, and I'm the queen of rock 'n' roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one," she laughed. "That's how queens are!"

Speaker2Animals: Meh. Classy reaction from Tina:
"Aretha has always been like that. We've always accepted that from her. She's the queen of soul, and I'm the queen of rock 'n' roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one," she laughed. "That's how queens are!"

Tina isn't the queen of anything, unless you count her ability to take a hit. Aretha IS the queen. Period.

/2 pennies.

DeepDownHounds: Linda Carter's got nothin' on my hot-ass wife.



Yep, she's the bomb. Mmm-MMMM!

Oh yeah, Those crazy vacant eyes. The unsymetrical teeth all different shades of tobacco yellow. I bet without the makeup she's REALLY hot!

i cannot wait to see Tina Turner Live in Dallas. any other farkers goin?

Gimme Aretha over Tina any day of the week, but Tina in no way "ruined" "Proud Mary". Her version is the tits and I'll betcha John Fogerty thinks so too...

I'd rather listen to Aretha. I'd rather watch Beyonce.
Not a Tina fan.

did someone get told?

Get off her back, Beyonce! She's 3 times the woman you'll hopefully ever be!

I actually wouldn't want any of these women mad at me. I have a feeling I would lose my hearing for a year.

"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here!"

Aretha Franklin needs to get over herself. This is so stupid. Beyonce compliments Tina Turner while introducing her on stage, and Aretha gets her granny panties in a knot. Is her ego really that big? It's so silly. I liked Tina's response, and I lost a lot of respect for Aretha Franklin (no pun intended). Someone give Aretha a chicken leg so she can shut the hell up.

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The Queen,

Not taking anything away from Aretha, but damn, woman! Tone down the inflated cranium a piece, would ya?

Aretha = Queen of Soul
Tina = Queen of Rock and Roll

Two totally different things, as at this point, what once came from the same roots have now distinguished themselves.

/tina would totally kick her ass in a fight