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(Starpulse) Scary "Sanrio, Inc. is thrilled to announce the release of 'Hello World,' the first-ever Hello Kitty album." The rest of the world, however, remains in a state of sheer horror and confusion   (starpulse.com) divider line 16
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Talia. Jenna Talia [TotalFark] 2008-10-09 08:48:56 PM  
How can she sing? She doesn't have a mouth.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-10-09 09:02:47 PM  
Talia. Jenna Talia: How can she sing? She doesn't have a mouth.

I don't know, but I do have an mp3 of Hello Kitty (well, in her role) singing Japanese lyrics to the song "Sleigh Ride" in a really high pitched annoying voice. She goes around to Keroppi's house asking him to come out and go sledding.

The idea of an entire album of anything remotely similar is... scary. Good tag choice.

 
medgar 2008-10-09 09:34:15 PM  
#include

int main()
{
printf("Hello, World!\n");
return 0;
}

 
medgar 2008-10-09 09:35:07 PM  
meh, filter thought the stdio.h include was a tag and stripped it. lame.

#include "stdio.h"

int main()
{
printf("Hello, World!\n");
return 0;
}

 
And-1 2008-10-10 12:09:13 AM  
10 ? "Hello World"


So much more elegant.

 
irockalot 2008-10-10 08:15:15 AM  
You know, I'd someday like for Mrs. irockalot to stop her Hello Kitty collection. It's not so easy for her to do when they keep adding all this crap.

 
snoe_kone 2008-10-10 08:56:26 AM  
Simply awesome.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-10-10 08:58:06 AM  
In other news, Hello Kitty Online just went into it's 'Founder's Beta'.

 
Mr Miss the Point 2008-10-10 09:02:41 AM  
img386.imageshack.us

 
LewDux 2008-10-10 09:42:57 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Charley says: whole album? Lucky biatch!

 
JeffTL 2008-10-10 11:20:36 AM  
#include <iostream>

int main()
{
cout <<"Hello World"<<endl;
return 0;
}

 
mightybaldking 2008-10-10 01:04:39 PM  
Your code isn't enterprisy enough.
Here's how it's done:

public class HelloWorld
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{

LanguageFactory lf = LanguageFactory.getInstance();
Language lang = lf.getLanguage("English-CA");

VocabularyFactor vf = VocabularyFactory.createFactory(lang);
MessageFactory mf = MessageFactory.createFactory();
Message m = mf.createMessage( vf.getGenericGreeting() );
Message m = mf.appendToMessage(m, lf.getTokenSeperator() );
Message m = mf.appendToMessage(m, vf.getGlobalPronoun() );
Message m = mf.appendToMessage(m, lf.getExcitedPunctuation() );

if(m.isValid()) System.out.println(m);
else System.out.println("Piss off!");
}
}


I left the includes out.

 
mightybaldking 2008-10-10 01:06:57 PM  
My mistake. LanguageFactory doesn't provide space and punctuation.

We need to create a PunctuationFactory for that purpose.

I apologize for the oversight.

 
And-1 2008-10-10 01:13:21 PM  
mightybaldking: I apologize for the oversight.

Save it for the next guy. We can't afford your sloppy code around here.

I expect you to clear out your cube and be out of here by lunchtime.

:)

 
frepnog 2008-10-10 02:44:27 PM  
images.eonline.com


APPROVES

 
Zombie Eater 2008-10-10 04:40:15 PM  
irockalot: You know, I'd someday like for Mrs. irockalot to stop her Hello Kitty collection. It's not so easy for her to do when they keep adding all this crap.

I see the predicament there. You can't tell a cutie like that "no".

 
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