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Slash says Velvet Revolver is looking for a heavier lead singer than Scott Weiland
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jaylectricity
2008-10-09 10:59:24 AM
I dare you to find a lead singer that weighs less than Scott Weiland.
Earguy
2008-10-09 11:05:04 AM
Axl Rose has put on a few pounds....
Rev.K
2008-10-09 11:12:27 AM
It helps if your singer isn't a heroin addict.
beerrun
2008-10-09 11:13:22 AM
jaylectricity
:
I dare you to find a lead singer that weighs less than Scott Weiland.
Subby
sets 'em up and
jaylectricity
knocks 'em down.
Well done, gents.
MmmCrime
2008-10-09 11:16:05 AM
Scott Stapp
A Dark Evil Omen
2008-10-09 11:38:11 AM
jaylectricity
:
I dare you to find a lead singer that weighs less than Scott Weiland.
Gavin Rossdale? I'm pretty sure Scott Weiland and Gavin Rossdale
together
weight less than your average feather.
Koggie
2008-10-09 11:38:13 AM
So they want Meatloaf?
DaScribbler
2008-10-09 12:18:54 PM
MmmCrime
:
Scott Stapp
is the devil.
FTFY
Bondidude
2008-10-09 12:19:50 PM
Tried to RTFA, but immediately got "Take the dumb test!"
So I closed it.
/cocaine is a helluva drug
//apparently so is heroin though
MatrixOutsider
2008-10-09 12:28:48 PM
Other than recording pussified solo albums, Chris Cornell isn't doing anything.
nothingyet
2008-10-09 12:29:13 PM
I suggest Aretha Franklin.
nabernat
2008-10-09 12:31:48 PM
MatrixOutsider
:
Other than recording pussified solo albums, Chris Cornell isn't doing anything.
That'd be awesome.
jerkobson
2008-10-09 12:33:12 PM
MatrixOutsider
:
Other than recording pussified solo albums, Chris Cornell isn't doing anything.
That would be very very very awesome.
NorCalLos
2008-10-09 12:39:25 PM
I've heard enough of Chris Cornell's screech/wail for a while. Either Soundgarden or shut up. He does have a nice blend of musical talent (ability to write/sing good vocal melodies) and rock 'n roll intangibles, though. Kinda like Axl in that sense.
How 'bout Cedric from The Mars Volta. That'd be crazy, but he's way too "cool" to do something like that.
Third Day Mark
2008-10-09 12:43:08 PM
*cough*
Daughtry.
/dons flame gear
sonicfluid
2008-10-09 12:48:58 PM
New singer:
xgnu
2008-10-09 12:54:25 PM
CorpseGrinder!!!
Cannibal Corpse ftw.
jerkobson
2008-10-09 12:56:21 PM
xgnu
:
CorpseGrinder!!!
Cannibal Corpse ftw.
Please, King Diamond!!!!
Mayhem FTW.
seveword
2008-10-09 01:25:15 PM
Gaahl from Gorgoroth.
I would pay to see that.
Mirrorz
2008-10-09 01:33:01 PM
Jamie Jasta.
Bari
2008-10-09 01:33:34 PM
Chris Cornell:
Let's trade one drug addict for another!!!
Rockman64
2008-10-09 01:34:01 PM
Tortelvis would rock!
johnsmith99
2008-10-09 01:35:08 PM
How about a guy who can write some better songs? All they got so far is Fall to pieces, slither, and you got no right. Not enough for a "super group"
DonnyBaker
2008-10-09 02:00:23 PM
They should get Corey Glover.
BaronVonAsshat
2008-10-09 02:03:36 PM
Here's an idea, Slash:
LET IT DIE.
Seriously. It wasn't good with Weiland, and it won't be good with anyone else. You're more enjoyable as a character in Guitar Hero. Just stay that way,
pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
Supergroups are what non-relevant musicians do when the band that made them famous is done for. When the original band(s) in question are revived (Rage, Filter, STP, so on), the supergroup dies. I'd like to see a Soundgarden reunion, if only to keep Chris Cornell from doing another supergroup or solo album.
MikeXpop
2008-10-09 02:16:20 PM
Hell, if we're throwing out possibilities, why not make it interesting?
Martstar
2008-10-09 02:27:09 PM
BaronVonAsshat
:
I'd like to see a Soundgarden reunion, if only to keep Chris Cornell from doing another supergroup or solo album.
It's already happened:
Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon
In all seriousness, I can't help but think if VR really wanted to work w/Cornell and he them, that it probably would already be happening by now. I imagine they either have their reasons for not asking him or he's turned them down.
/Kudos to the suggestions so far for Aretha Franklin, Corey Glover, and Chuck D.
//As long as we're dreaming, how about Plant or Daltrey?
atowntommy
2008-10-09 04:12:10 PM
How about a more coherent singer at least?
darkjezter
2008-10-09 04:32:32 PM
If it's heavy they want, how about Phil Anselmo?
FileUnderCS
2008-10-09 04:39:26 PM
This guy looks like he rocks pretty hard and would be a good match.
BaronVonAsshat
2008-10-09 05:12:09 PM
Martstar:
Touche, sir- Both funny and sad. Why does Kim have to be the one working there? I'd have picked Cameron OR Shepherd before Kim... *sigh*
Not a supergroup, but a super delicious treat!
Endzone108
2008-10-09 05:25:33 PM
Whitfield Crane or John Corabi
FreeLoveFreeway
2008-10-09 05:29:39 PM
Fat Danzig to the rescue!
verbaltoxin
2008-10-09 06:04:16 PM
Oh wow, yeah. It's time for Glenn to put his leather jacket back on.
Velvet Revolver is a great blues-rock band that never quite turned out that way. I'd rather Slash put the Snakepit back together.
bingo the psych-o
2008-10-09 07:13:37 PM
FreeLoveFreeway
:
Fat Danzig to the rescue!
I think they need someone who can see over the edge of the stage.
batsforsteadman
2008-10-09 07:44:23 PM
youtube.
/worked for journey.
mansonozz
2008-10-09 11:07:15 PM
Johan Hegg FTW:
He's tubby,
AND
he sounds like a freakin' demon without sounding ridiculous and unintelligible.
Deddude9988
2008-10-12 10:29:46 PM
I think Pasi Koskinen, formerly of Amorphis, has an amazing voice
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