I know that when I say this,
I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people
slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
if I was John and you were Yoko,
I would gladly give up musical genius,
just to have you as my very own, personal Venus.

"Something weird happened because I haven't stopped writing songs since [I visited Yoko Ono]"

Now, none of them will resemble music when played on actual instruments, mind you...

I hope the something weird does not mean Yoko forced herself on him and he banged that old skank. Though when she was young she was a skank too.

What was it? Seven abortions? I believe it is ladies choice and all, but 7 coathanger pulls?

Kanye West should have had a picture of Yoko in the Golddigger video.

does he also enjoy the banshee-esque screaming she does in the middle of a song?

watch the clip of john playing with chuck berry, and she starts up like that. Chuck gives John a "wtf" look and john apologizes to him. Even John hated it sometimes, maybe

She's like some kind of anti-Christ muse.

And this is necessarily a BAD thing?

The older I get, the more I like Yoko and the more I detest Lennon.

/cut piece

"Something weird happened because I haven't stopped writing songs since [I visited Yoko Ono]"

Is it possible for a third-party to file for a restraining order between two people?

Any Brit farkers with a slight knowledge of law want to fill me in?

EE EE EE AW AW AW!!!!!

Goonie_Goo_Goo: The older I get, the more I like Yoko and the more I detest Lennon.

/cut piece

Neither one of them are tremendously appealing anymore. He wrote some good tunes but turned into a douchebag once he met her. She's pretty much worthless IMHO.

Also it appears we have an Oasis trifecta in play today.

I click the fark music tab when I need info on Oasis and other irrelevant bands. Four Oasis links on this page alone, woo hoo.

Who was the sadist that thought that dick had an appealing voice.

No one picked up on my Animaciacs reference. :(

The coont dentata killed him.

/spelling changed to protect the innocent

apeiron242: Who was the sadist that thought that dick had an appealing voice.

No one picked up on my Animaciacs reference. :(

Too obscure for me, or I just haven't seen that episode in forever.

/please explain, then I might remember. :-)

Now we actually have something to blame Yoko for.

Forget the LHC, those two in a room would create a swirling vortex of suck capable of destroying us all.

theflatline: I hope the something weird does not mean Yoko forced herself on him and he banged that old skank. Though when she was young she was a skank too.

What was it? Seven abortions? I believe it is ladies choice and all, but 7 coathanger pulls?

Kanye West should have had a picture of Yoko in the Golddigger video.

7? No wonder she had such trouble trying to get pregnant and that it took years to finally have Sean. Well besides all the heroin and other drugs John and her were taking for a few years there.

when are these guys (oasis) going to stop thinking that they are the beatles.....shameless.

misleading post

The spooky part is the subtle implication that John Lennon's ghost inspired that Oasis dude to write a bunch of music.

Malinki

Came for that.

Thank you.

Does anyone know how non-brother band mates feel about all of the bros. shenanigans? I'd like to be at a band meeting once when one of the other guys tried to speak up and offer some creative input. I wonder if they would just be told to STFU and get back to work.

I can't believe I am wasting more than 30 seconds of my life speculating about possible misgivings of the 3rd and 4th seat in Oasis.

I like Yoko. There I said it. Her art pieces and her singing are both weird, and weird is good. She and John Lennon seemed to connect, and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

I thought Noel wrote the songs.

laughin: Malinki

Came for that.

Thank you.

You're welcome :)

BallsackConundrum: The spooky part is the subtle implication that John Lennon's ghost inspired that Oasis dude to write a bunch of music.

Liam just has a farking Beatles complex where he wants so desperately to be mentioned in the same breath as The Beatles, that I wouldn't be surprised if he honestly believed something like that in his head. If only Lennon were alive to tell them how much shiat they are.

This coming from the prat who once claimed to be the "reincarnation of John Lennon" Now he's setting us up so he can claim later that John Lennon's ghost hopped into his soul or some shiat which is making him write the songs. Something weird happened alright and that was that Noel probably punched him in his head to farking hard one night and now he's got the BRAIN STUPIDS!

skuzmak: when are these guys (oasis) going to stop thinking that they are the beatles.....shameless.

Apparently it's Liam who has the Lennon obsession. The rest of the band think he's crazy. At least that's the impression I get.

michaeld5

I, the Spider God of Fark, would like to point out:

Yoko Ono far more reminds me of this:

Came for the Barenaked Ladies reference. Was not disappointed. Yadda, yadda, yadda.