/obligatory
//has DM
///like Justice with bass

We're probably gonna learn all of them and play, I hope, at least five a night

They haven't learned to play their own songs yet? SHOCKING

I'll just wait for the torrent

this is why i love metallica (again). no pretension, no arty nonsense, just 'dude, here are some kickass riffs here, and some cool light shiat over here, its gonna be kickass!'

still hate lars tho, the no talent ass clown.

Michael Bay demands Metallica concerts that are AWESOME!!!

Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

HulkHands: Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

As long as 90% of the show is from ...And Justice For All and earlier, the audience won't care.

/I'd love to go see Down and leave before Metallica takes the stage

Ace Frehley's Ghost: HulkHands: Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

As long as 90% of the show is from ...And Justice For All and earlier, the audience won't care.



That will be the show were monkeys fly out of James Hetfield's ass.



/Last Metallica I went to, over half the crowd started chanting "no new shiat!" mid way through the concert.
//And that was 10 farking years ago.

Hopefully James gets fried crispy by pyrotechnics, this time for good!

styckx: We're probably gonna learn all of them and play, I hope, at least five a night

They haven't learned to play their own songs yet? SHOCKING


It's probably evidence that songs were pieced together in the studio - other bands have done this...

but...more importantly:

emptykay: Hopefully James gets fried crispy by pyrotechnics, this time for good!

QFT

Once the term 'kick ass' is used to describe a group, it's game over (this rule of course would be difficult to apply to the band Kick Axe). For Metallica, this was during the Black Album tour. Kirk and James should seriously consider re-forming Spastik Children.

Ah yes, the "polishing" method of bringing turds back into favor.

Sorry, it simply will not work, this has been proven to be scientific fact.

F*ck yeah

\m/ Tulsa November 18 \m/

Well, as a 38 year old who remembers when Metallica rocked... Well long ago in a Galaxy of hair far, far, away.....

They totally lost me on the mp3 thing, but especially when they had a reality show on VH1 with a farking BAND THERAPIST sitting in a coffee clatch discussing their feelings. Yeah I know it was for some kind of monster tour, but they showed it on VH1.

Better bring this tampon shooter to the show in case Lars gets his period.

love them? hate them? it won't matter - they're still gonna make TONS of money.

obligatory (for me anyways) ...



what am i listening to right now that qualifies me to criticize popular metal?



\thrash revival ftw

grim_and_frostbitten:

I saw them on the Load tour. combustible roadies, collapsing stage sets, good times!

/Still the best concert I've ever seen.

grim_and_frostbitten: love them? hate them? it won't matter - they're still gonna make TONS of money.

obligatory (for me anyways) ...



what am i listening to right now that qualifies me to criticize popular metal?



\thrash revival ftw

Being into the Trash revival, check out Evile. Album produced by Flemming Rasmussen. Awesome shiat.

/going to see metallica and The Sword Jan 15 in DC.

Upcoming Metallica tour: "a big-ass f*ckin' lighting rig above us, and there's some pretty cool stuff up there. There'll be some sh*t that turns on and off and some sh*t that blows up ... the usual stuff"

I wonder what distortion pedal will be in the snare signal chain for all the new material...

grim_and_frostbitten:
obligatory (for me anyways) ...


Pentagrams being used for 'eeeeevul' makes me chuckle.

It had been at least a day, maybe two, since the last Metalli-bashing thread. I was starting to get worried...

I wish Axl would put out some new Chinese Democrateaser or something, so we can leave poor Lars alone for awhile...

So bascially they're going to try to top NIN and fail epically?

So, they've become Kiss?

So there's lots and lots of shiat. Good to know.

They'll be coming to Portland, but I'll be damned if I'm paying $75 for a floor ticket.

Is it me, or has Lars been WAY less douchey in all of his interviews lately?

STRYPERSWINE: Is it me, or has Lars been WAY less douchey in all of his interviews lately?

Damage (Control), Inc.?

i cant believe you guys liked this band to begin with.

I saw Metallica at Bonnaroo and they actually played several songs from Kill 'Em Al. It was fan-farking-tastic.

Tikiman1000: I saw Metallica at Bonnaroo and they actually played several songs from Kill 'Em Al. It was fan-farking-tastic.

I heard they didn't play anything past the Black Album, either.

Massive amounts of crap in the air is a pretty good indicator of steaming piles of crap on stage.

I misread that as "A big ass-farkin' lighting rig above us" and got all excited for nothing.

"a big-ass f*ckin' lighting rig above us, and there's some pretty cool stuff up there. There'll be some sh*t that turns on and off and some sh*t that blows up ... the usual stuff"

Keeping in the theme of their last four f*ckin' sh*tty albums?

grim_and_frostbitten:

If you like old Suffocation then check these guys out.

Rammstein's colored unimpressed.

assegai: Rammstein's colored unimpressed.



So's Gene.

Fire is so cool and loud stuff

wooo loud stuff!

I had zero expectations for their new album, but now I can't stop listening to it. I'm impressed.

You know what else is going to be up there?

I thought Metallica already tried that fire thing with face melting success.

Hetfield=cool. Ulrich=a--hole.