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(Billboard) Obvious Upcoming Metallica tour: "a big-ass f*ckin' lighting rig above us, and there's some pretty cool stuff up there. There'll be some sh*t that turns on and off and some sh*t that blows up ... the usual stuff"   (billboard.com) divider line 43
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King Something [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 05:35:59 PM  
www.coldhardflash.com

/obligatory
//has DM
///like Justice with bass

 
styckx [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 05:43:57 PM  
We're probably gonna learn all of them and play, I hope, at least five a night

They haven't learned to play their own songs yet? SHOCKING

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 05:49:21 PM  
I'll just wait for the torrent

 
bales [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 05:55:08 PM  
this is why i love metallica (again). no pretension, no arty nonsense, just 'dude, here are some kickass riffs here, and some cool light shiat over here, its gonna be kickass!'

still hate lars tho, the no talent ass clown.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 06:29:16 PM  
Michael Bay demands Metallica concerts that are AWESOME!!!

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 07:23:53 PM  
Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-10-08 09:00:04 PM  
HulkHands: Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

As long as 90% of the show is from ...And Justice For All and earlier, the audience won't care.

/I'd love to go see Down and leave before Metallica takes the stage

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-10-08 09:18:14 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: HulkHands: Anything to keep the crowd's mind off the music

As long as 90% of the show is from ...And Justice For All and earlier, the audience won't care.




That will be the show were monkeys fly out of James Hetfield's ass.



/Last Metallica I went to, over half the crowd started chanting "no new shiat!" mid way through the concert.
//And that was 10 farking years ago.

 
emptykay 2008-10-08 09:35:49 PM  
Hopefully James gets fried crispy by pyrotechnics, this time for good!

 
zvoidx 2008-10-08 09:51:50 PM  
styckx: We're probably gonna learn all of them and play, I hope, at least five a night

They haven't learned to play their own songs yet? SHOCKING



It's probably evidence that songs were pieced together in the studio - other bands have done this...

but...more importantly:

img413.imageshack.us

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-10-08 10:04:24 PM  
emptykay: Hopefully James gets fried crispy by pyrotechnics, this time for good!

QFT

 
Roto-Rot 2008-10-08 10:05:17 PM  
Once the term 'kick ass' is used to describe a group, it's game over (this rule of course would be difficult to apply to the band Kick Axe). For Metallica, this was during the Black Album tour. Kirk and James should seriously consider re-forming Spastik Children.

 
chrismac 2008-10-08 10:07:52 PM  
Ah yes, the "polishing" method of bringing turds back into favor.

Sorry, it simply will not work, this has been proven to be scientific fact.

 
neocortex 2008-10-08 10:23:22 PM  
F*ck yeah

\m/ Tulsa November 18 \m/

 
Jeff Paine 2008-10-08 11:07:13 PM  
i35.tinypic.com

 
theflatline 2008-10-08 11:33:33 PM  
Well, as a 38 year old who remembers when Metallica rocked... Well long ago in a Galaxy of hair far, far, away.....

They totally lost me on the mp3 thing, but especially when they had a reality show on VH1 with a farking BAND THERAPIST sitting in a coffee clatch discussing their feelings. Yeah I know it was for some kind of monster tour, but they showed it on VH1.

Better bring this tampon shooter to the show in case Lars gets his period.

www.feministe.us

 
grim_and_frostbitten 2008-10-08 11:37:20 PM  
love them? hate them? it won't matter - they're still gonna make TONS of money.

obligatory (for me anyways) ...

i88.photobucket.com

what am i listening to right now that qualifies me to criticize popular metal?

store.heavyartillery.us

\thrash revival ftw

 
oldfred 2008-10-08 11:58:14 PM  

 
Cross of Iron 2008-10-09 12:00:10 AM  
I saw them on the Load tour. combustible roadies, collapsing stage sets, good times!

/Still the best concert I've ever seen.

 
bglove25 2008-10-09 12:10:52 AM  
grim_and_frostbitten: love them? hate them? it won't matter - they're still gonna make TONS of money.

obligatory (for me anyways) ...



what am i listening to right now that qualifies me to criticize popular metal?



\thrash revival ftw


Being into the Trash revival, check out Evile. Album produced by Flemming Rasmussen. Awesome shiat.

/going to see metallica and The Sword Jan 15 in DC.

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-10-09 12:36:38 AM  
Upcoming Metallica tour: "a big-ass f*ckin' lighting rig above us, and there's some pretty cool stuff up there. There'll be some sh*t that turns on and off and some sh*t that blows up ... the usual stuff"

 
kab 2008-10-09 12:42:41 AM  
I wonder what distortion pedal will be in the snare signal chain for all the new material...

grim_and_frostbitten:
obligatory (for me anyways) ...


Pentagrams being used for 'eeeeevul' makes me chuckle.

 
jeremynobody 2008-10-09 12:48:03 AM  
It had been at least a day, maybe two, since the last Metalli-bashing thread. I was starting to get worried...

I wish Axl would put out some new Chinese Democrateaser or something, so we can leave poor Lars alone for awhile...

 
spacelord123 2008-10-09 12:59:04 AM  
So bascially they're going to try to top NIN and fail epically?

 
dog_ninja 2008-10-09 01:13:14 AM  
So, they've become Kiss?

 
seveword 2008-10-09 01:26:23 AM  
So there's lots and lots of shiat. Good to know.

 
Whatthefark 2008-10-09 01:38:54 AM  
They'll be coming to Portland, but I'll be damned if I'm paying $75 for a floor ticket.

 
STRYPERSWINE 2008-10-09 01:46:02 AM  
Is it me, or has Lars been WAY less douchey in all of his interviews lately?

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-10-09 01:53:46 AM  
STRYPERSWINE: Is it me, or has Lars been WAY less douchey in all of his interviews lately?

Damage (Control), Inc.?

 
mahavishnunj 2008-10-09 02:04:53 AM  
i cant believe you guys liked this band to begin with.

 
Tikiman1000 2008-10-09 02:50:38 AM  
I saw Metallica at Bonnaroo and they actually played several songs from Kill 'Em Al. It was fan-farking-tastic.

 
MikeXpop 2008-10-09 03:50:08 AM  
Tikiman1000: I saw Metallica at Bonnaroo and they actually played several songs from Kill 'Em Al. It was fan-farking-tastic.

I heard they didn't play anything past the Black Album, either.

 
il Dottore 2008-10-09 05:29:28 AM  
Massive amounts of crap in the air is a pretty good indicator of steaming piles of crap on stage.

 
Cluckles 2008-10-09 06:04:30 AM  
I misread that as "A big ass-farkin' lighting rig above us" and got all excited for nothing.

 
amindtat 2008-10-09 08:44:55 AM  
"a big-ass f*ckin' lighting rig above us, and there's some pretty cool stuff up there. There'll be some sh*t that turns on and off and some sh*t that blows up ... the usual stuff"

Keeping in the theme of their last four f*ckin' sh*tty albums?

 
antihuman 2008-10-09 09:03:23 AM  
grim_and_frostbitten:

If you like old Suffocation then check these guys out.

i77.photobucket.com

 
assegai [TotalFark] 2008-10-09 09:36:59 AM  
www.enquire.org.uk
i169.photobucket.com
Rammstein's colored unimpressed.

 
dstanley 2008-10-09 10:05:56 AM  
assegai: Rammstein's colored unimpressed.

www.striglsmusicnews.com

So's Gene.

 
MugzyBrown [TotalFark] 2008-10-09 10:46:37 AM  
Fire is so cool and loud stuff

wooo loud stuff!

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2008-10-09 11:28:56 AM  
I had zero expectations for their new album, but now I can't stop listening to it. I'm impressed.

 
StinkyFiddlewinks 2008-10-09 11:58:08 AM  
You know what else is going to be up there?

img.photobucket.com

 
EveryoneGetsLaid 2008-10-09 12:04:48 PM  
I thought Metallica already tried that fire thing with face melting success.

 
John Buck 41 2008-10-09 12:44:51 PM  
Hetfield=cool. Ulrich=a--hole.

 
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